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At the end of a small, almost deserted bar in New Orleans sat a huge black man. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big black man. Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the shit out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returned to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man, and said, "I've never seen you react like that before. What did he say to you?

"I don't know," the black man replied. "Something about a job .

Go fuck yourself, ya fuckin jerkoff.

I thought black men took it in the ass?

Dog wrote:I thought black men took it in the ass?

I thought you took it in the ass.


sin,

Pvt. Richard Reiben

I see mvscal is playing the role of "the bigger man" and staying out of this thread. Good call, mvscal*.

* sup word filter?

A lady goes to a plastic surgeon and requests a facelift. The surgeon explains the risks of surgery and the likelihood that over time, wrinkles will return.

He does tell her that he has a new procedure where he tucks all of the skin in the back of her head into a nice knob that she can twist on her own to keep herself looking young for years to come. He warns her to only turn the knob every 6 months.

The woman has the surgery and 1 year post surgery, she gives the knob a twist and immediately looks 5 years younger.

3 months pass and she gives the knob another turn.. Boom, young looking again!!
2 months pass and she turns the knob, then 1 month, soon she is addicting to twisting the knob and is turning it daily.

One day she wakes up and looks in the mirror. She is horrified that she looks so old and wrinkly.

She gives the knob a twist... Nothing happens!

She twists again and again... No change.

So, she goes back to the doctor who performed the facelift, years ago.

Doc, look at me. I have bags under my eyes, wrinkly skin.... I look bad and the knob no longer works!!

The doctor replies.... Those aren't bags, those are your tits!!!

You obviously turned way too often!!

The woman replies... The bags are my boobs???

Well, I guess that also explains the goatee!!