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A Shout Out to THE tards of T1B
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:32 pm
by PSUFAN
For my epic 10K post, I wanted to thank those that bring their sadly diminished game to the board - a Rank 'Em, Ignominy style.
10. sirfindafold - was there ever a poster that went south so resoundingly? We all chuckled at the WGAF posts back on SC...the growing green stuff was pretty funny, too...but now, all this dipshit can do is CTRL-KC in crap from his joke site mailing list? EPIC, man...keep it up, killer.
9. PrimeX - rather than knock the cover off, PrimeX has indeed sewn it on all the tighter - AND he's linked to a lot of lame ass music to boot.
8. Schmick/ToeJam - dude's brad impression just isn't up to snuff. Have you ever been missed by a bear claw? Go suck off a dirtbike tailpipe.
7. trev - sister has a good excuse for her failing contributions to the board...I keep logging her out every other day. Have you ever been more soaked in inanity than when you are reading a trev post? My bad for missing half of the days.
6. Biggie - has there ever been a smaller poster than Biggie? Maybe his real problem is that his cunt has ballooned up so large that it lifts him right out of his seat, away from his keyboard. Wade in the Water, children. shutyomouth's gonna trouble the water.
5. Battery Chucka One - BCO is such a tremendously feeble-minded poster that he's almost become rackable. It takes fucking hard work to be this bad, but he's got it in spades - he's the Stradivarius of shit posting.
4. BSmack - dude - get off the submit button. You're making LoganFan look sparing. Did you get a sympathetic pornstache yet?
3. RumpleForeskin - dude, did you think this was a goddamn sty? Keep that pig out of here.
2. Bacefelicious - dude likes quality posting...so he goes to TardTrain, dons a Morrissey avatard, and begs Miss Conduct for cleavage shots? Righteous, my man. Go take a victory lap around BODEistan with your lathered-up poodle.
1. MgoBlueLightSpecial - just kidding. Rack that guy, assholes.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:46 pm
by peter dragon
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:49 pm
by Goober McTuber
Milestone posts are so-o-o-o-o .net. If you’d like, I’ll go over there and post it with my “Monen” nic.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:52 pm
by BSmack
Jsc810 wrote:I never make a list.
Why do you think that is? Diet? Or genetics?
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:02 pm
by DiT
Jsc810 wrote:I never make a list.
me neither

Re: A Shout Out to THE tards of T1B
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:04 pm
by Dinsdale
PSUFAN wrote:the Stradivarius of shit posting.
Reasonably epic.
2. Bacefelicious - dude likes quality posting...so he goes to TardTrain, dons a Morrissey avatard, and begs Miss Conduct for cleavage shots? Righteous, my man. Go take a victory lap around BODEistan with your lathered-up poodle.
Also reasonably epic.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:07 pm
by PSUFAN
DiT wrote:Jsc810 wrote:I never make a list.
me neither

Go Paint My Wagon.
--rts
Boomer!
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:46 pm
by RumpleForeskin
I am EXTREMELY disappointed in my ranking, PSU. I thought it would be higher. Just goes to show no matter how hard I try, I can't even be the best at being the worst. Fuck all of you.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:49 pm
by PSUFAN
Do you motorboat your pig's armpit flabdunes? Just wondering.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:50 pm
by RumpleForeskin
PSUFAN wrote:Do you motorboat your pig's armpit flabdunes? Just wondering.
Yes
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:05 pm
by RevLimiter
It is a TRAVESTY that I didn't make that list.
Eat a dick, PSUFAN.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:15 pm
by Dinsdale
Wow..."reading comprehension," much?
What part of "diminished game" are you struggling with?
If anyone would care to cite a link, or even make any sort of case that Fat Paul, or any of the other clowns referred to as the "KC Crew" ever had some game to become "diminished" to begin with...
Then this thread will grow some serious legs.
yikes
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:16 pm
by Roy
I'll go ahead and assume I'm listed under "also receiving votes"
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:19 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Any mention of these alleged KC tards really gives me no shot at the title, huh? I guess the only way to have a shot is post a pic of myself.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:19 pm
by RevLimiter
Dinsdale wrote:Wow..."reading comprehension," much?
What part of "diminished game" are you struggling with?
If anyone would care to cite a link, or even make any sort of case that Fat Paul, or any of the other clowns referred to as the "KC Crew" ever had some game to become "diminished" to begin with...
Then this thread will grow some serious legs.
I've LOST more game than you'll ever HAVE, runt.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:29 pm
by Dinsdale
RevLimiter wrote:
I've LOST more game than you'll ever HAVE, runt.
Uhm...remind me again which one of us takes trips to the archives for relating humorous tales of nailing nonretentive skanks in the Wrong Hole, lusting after palsied chicks, and for being an all-around funny guy...
and which one of us is so freaking lame, that they actually got banned from
this place for sucking?
Of the two of us, which roles does each occupy?
Hey Paul -- remind us of that one JOKE you made that was really funny?
How about that
EPIC post you once made about...
anything?
Which one of us is known for coming up with off-the-wall contrarianism, and which one of us boasts as our greatest claim-to-fame the ability to C&P
someone else's posts to try and
appear intelligent?
Remind me when you suddenly were sporting a posting resume that somehow qualifies you to actually judge other posts?
Which one of us is known for our words, and which one of us is known for our laughable physique?
I'll hold my breath, Fatass.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:29 pm
by Y2K
Then this thread will grow some serious legs.
Not until we post pics or drop names that are years oldy and moldy.
That stuff is always funny.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:39 pm
by Dinsdale
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:02 pm
by OCmike
You put all that effort into arguing why you're a better poster than KCPaul?! Don't you have better things to do with your time? Seriously. That could have been refuted with a simple ":lol:" or "Bwa...next".
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:11 pm
by Dinsdale
OCmike wrote:You put all that effort into arguing why you're a better poster than KCPaul?
While on the surface, it may appear that way to the casual observer...
The answer is an emphatic "no."
See, I was employing an age-old internet trick known as "baiting."
The rationale behind this was to draw just enough ire from Tub-Of-Goo 3.0 to get him to try and defend himself, after which, I'm fairly confident a hilarious pile-on would ensue.
Now normally, I wouldn't share the inner-workings of my devious messageboard plots, but in this case, I was willing to make an exception. The Tard(I believe employing this overused term is warranted in this instance, pending your approval) being targetted here is so freaking brain-dead, that even after I explain my intentions, he'll still fall for it...probably by C&Ping some smack he saw on a board he believes no one here ever views.
But...let's just keep that our little secret, OK OC?
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:35 pm
by RevLimiter
Densehole wrote:See, I was employing an age-old internet trick known as "baiting."
Funny you mention that, because YOU TOOK IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER- you're ensuing meltdown is clear proof, Sport.
Seriously Densehole, tighten it up.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:46 pm
by Dinsdale
RevLimiter wrote:YOU TOOK IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER
So, see if I've got this right -- you thought your best defense here was to go the "IKYABWAI Variant" route?
And you wonder why you're considered one of the biggest fucking morons in history?
But wait...
there's more...
meltdown
What's amatter? Did you lose your bookmark to your favorite :hugemeltdown.jpg: ?
IKYABWAI?...check
Meltdown accusations?...check.
C'mon, you fat lump of shit...drop the "I have BODE" or "I'm in your dome," and complete the boardbitch trifecta...you can do it...you have enough times in the past, it's known for fact you can...just pull the trigger on that BODE declaration...if you're having trouble, maybe use the search feature, and you can C&P someone else employing the dreaded "I've got BODE" tactic.
C'mon...don't leave us hanging, you obese piece of shit.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:48 pm
by Sirfindafold
top ten?
Don't we have to have ten posters first?
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:53 pm
by Y2K
RevLimiter wrote:Densehole wrote:See, I was employing an age-old internet trick known as "baiting."
Funny you mention that, because YOU TOOK IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER- you're ensuing meltdown is clear proof, Sport.
Seriously Densehole, tighten it up.
Look,
I'm just a casual yet bored observer here. If you are going to post "I Surrender" type response just go ahead and find a picture of white flag or any person from France. You should really keep one handy.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:48 pm
by War Wagon
The motherlode of all beatdown threads.
I just don't know how one can survive that kind of abuse and not wind up in WMMHC (Western Missouri Mental Health Center) under constant surveillance.
Sheesh Dins, you almost have to admire the guy for being able to survive that. Almost.
Are you equally adept at severing the legs of grasshoppers and placing them on anthills for idle amusement?
Rack you, I guess.
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:24 am
by RevLimiter
Dinsdale wrote:C'mon, you fat lump of shit...drop the "I have BODE" or "I'm in your dome," and complete the boardbitch trifecta...you can do it...you have enough times in the past, it's known for fact you can...just pull the trigger on that BODE declaration...if you're having trouble, maybe use the search feature, and you can C&P someone else employing the dreaded "I've got BODE" tactic.
C'mon...don't leave us hanging, you obese piece of shit.
I didn't need to....isn't it painfully obvious to those of us with an IQ higher than yours?

Re: A Shout Out to THE tards of T1B
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:44 am
by poptart
PSUFAN wrote:2. Bacefelicious - dude likes quality posting...so he goes to TardTrain, dons a Morrissey avatard, and begs Miss Conduct for cleavage shots? Righteous, my man. Go take a victory lap around BODEistan with your lathered-up poodle.
hahaha
But you've got it all wrong, PSU.
A torn rotator clit landed Bace on the 15 day DL.
Rehab was spotty, and in an effort to find his game he headed to the minors to take cuts at melons tossed up by Logan, Doug, Fatsak, some dumb chick, some dumber chick, Funker, Fatask, Fatsak, Doug, and Fatsakdoug.
When Bace is swingin' a righteous stick again he'll get the call back up.
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:09 am
by Headhunter
Y2K wrote:
Look,
I'm just a casual yet bored observer here. If you are going to post "I Surrender" type response just go ahead and find a picture of white flag or any person from France. You should really keep one handy.
Should I update this for Paul?

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:55 am
by poptart
Watch out, Hoontah, or our Paul will be pawnin off an economy box o' Milk Duds at the office.
Scrounge up $4.39 & pay uncle Scott to put a blistering post up for him.
Either that or search up somethin' of orc's in 'chives that'll work to smack your ass silly.
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:55 pm
by PSUFAN
That's a funny wytch job, HH - but be careful, or CTRL-KCPaul will misrepresent it as his own work at his Pilates class.
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:30 pm
by RevLimiter
Funny stuff. Yeah.
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:20 pm
by Dog
Whew
:whipes forehead:
My don't stir the waters approach kept me out of the top 10.
I'll take my 11th place finish and be proud.
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:56 pm
by OCmike
I preferred your "Don't post at all" approach more.
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:58 pm
by tuff gong
RevLimiter wrote:runt.
at first glance this seemed ludicrously random but I guess from where you stand (aswim in flubber) most of the human race might appear smaller than actual size.
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:59 pm
by PSUFAN
rom where you stand (aswim in flubber)
heh heh