Ten Commandments of Driving Released By the Vatican

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:43 pm

Well, at least Bishops can still get their skinflute polished by young lads while driving around in the Church's Econoline 300.

'Drivers' Ten Commandments'
The "Drivers' Ten Commandments," as listed by the document, are:

1. You shall not kill.

2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.

5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

7. Support the families of accident victims.

8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

10. Feel responsible toward others.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:46 pm

8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

How can a dead person forgive the guilty drunk driver? hmm

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:55 pm

11. Drive at all times with a human airbag in the passenger seat

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:57 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.
How can a dead person forgive the guilty drunk driver? hmm

All things are possible through Christ, you dumbfuck.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:57 pm

I'd so fuck the one on the right.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:59 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:All things are possible through Christ, you dumbfuck.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:09 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:I'd so fuck the one on the right.

The dude in the red shirt?!?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:10 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:I'd so fuck the one on the right.

Yeah, he does look like a better fuck than your wife.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:11 pm

12. Always make sure to use driver's side ballast stones in the trunk to even out the load when riding with a slumpbuster in the passenger seat.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:11 pm

Damn. Goobs beat me to it!

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:17 pm

This thread was fun.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:00 pm

Is there anything in there about not jerking while driving?

errrrr-, bbqjones wants to know

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:40 am

HEAR ME, O People... By THE Great GOD, Jehovah, I give You These Fifteen..... OY These TEN Commandments... etc...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:44 am

Whatever small chance Catholicism might have had in China, it just flew out the window.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:22 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Well, at least Bishops can still get their skinflute polished by young lads while driving around in the Church's Econoline 300.

I think the 5th Commandment addresses that one.

T1B

Ten Commandments of Driving Released By the Vatican

Ten Commandments of Driving Released By the Vatican

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