How the heck

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:56 am

Have the Pirates won 30+ games?

They're getting pwn3d!! by Jeff Weaver.

Jeff. Freaking. Weaver.

The guy is sporting a double-digit ERA AND a mullet.

The Pirates should foriet the rest of their games for that alone.

Jeff. Freaking. Weaver.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:38 am

I don't want to talk about Jeff Weaver.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:04 pm

So I turn on the tube last night to watch a little hardball, and what do I see?

Jeff. Fucking. Weaver.

And he's mowing down the bats of the RedSux.

So Weaver has a pretty rough start to the season. But once he gets it going, he settles on in, and his ERA levels off...

At freaking 12.

So they send him down for a stint in the minors, to find his game.

Dude reinvents himself... as Greg Freaking Maddux?

WTF?

One of these mornings, Weaver is going to wake up, and suddenly remember that he blows goats.

I'm guessing he's probably available in most fantasy leagues until that day comes, though.