T1B

The Experiment Has Failed

Some time ago, in fact.

What experiment would that be? That you'd fail to swab the deck of the entire Internet with your bubbling, acrid vagina? Not through any lack of effort on your part, it hasn't...

^^^ Like a Dog to its own vomit

Cuda wrote:The Experiment Has Failed

Some time ago, in fact.

You lost your job again?

Cuda wrote:^^^ Like a Dog to its own vomit

So, you're saying your posts are comparable to dog puke?

Glad you're coming around to seeing things the way the rest of us do.

Smackie Chan wrote:

Cuda wrote:^^^ Like a Dog to its own vomit

So, you're saying your posts are comparable to dog puke?.

No, it's a metaphor...

Cuda wrote:

Smackie Chan wrote:

Cuda wrote:^^^ Like a Dog to its own vomit

So, you're saying your posts are comparable to dog puke?.

No, it's a metaphor...

It's actually more of an analogy. If you were using it as a metaphor, you'd, in essence, be agreeing with me. The metaphorical use would go something like, "Cuda's posts are the dog vomit of the interwebs."

Glad I could help.

Cuda wrote:The Experiment Has Failed

Some time ago, in fact.

Here's a good idea Coods - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the reader!

Cuda wrote:The Experiment Has Failed

Some time ago, in fact.

Overheard your parents talking about you again I see.

My guess at the meaning of this cryptic post is that the experiment of reuniting all Smackchat boards at T1B has failed. But I confess to not being fluent in Cudaspeak.

Smackie Chan wrote:But I confess to not being fluent in Cudaspeak.

It might not be Cudaspeak.

Might be someone else's sentiment... you never know.

Dinsdale wrote:

Smackie Chan wrote:But I confess to not being fluent in Cudaspeak.

It might not be Cudaspeak.

Might be someone else's sentiment... you never know.

Might? To conclude otherwise would be to assume an original thought.

Smackie Chan wrote:

Cuda wrote:

Smackie Chan wrote: So, you're saying your posts are comparable to dog puke?.

No, it's a metaphor...

It's actually more of an analogy. If you were using it as a metaphor, you'd, in essence, be agreeing with me. The metaphorical use would go something like, "Cuda's posts are the dog vomit of the interwebs."

Glad I could help.

You sure helped ME. This is so cool: I always learn stuff on the boards. Thank you for today's free lesson in english usage.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Cuda wrote:The Experiment Has Failed

Some time ago, in fact.

Here's a good idea Coods - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the reader!

That IS the point, Doucheous.

No place on the entire internet is less interesting, less entertaining, less readable than t1b- thanks to you & Babshice & B-Monica & PUSFAN & HyMoronic & LTS TARD 2 among others.

When was the last time this board saw some good hijinx? The Reindeer. And before that? Oh, right... the Reindeer 3 years ago.

Last decent troll job? Ain't beenm one on this board. Ain't even been a crappy one

RMoG? Dr. Demotivator? Why the fuck would anybody put that kind of effort into a post when it's 100% wasted on fucking tards like you & Babshice & B-Monica & PUSFAN & HyMoronic & LTS TARD 2?

The only pic-wytching that ever happens is the occasional claim from PUSFAN that somebody wytched those shart stains into his shorts in that pic- that he posted himself, btw.

The inescapable fact is that Dinsdale beating down the Tar(d)get(s) of the Day can only carry a board so far before it becomes dead-weight on his back.

The truth is, none of these boards will probably ever again reach the level of fun that they once were. We've all seen it all and done it all too many times.

So pick a spot to hang out and post there. I happen to like it better here, so I post here most of the time. There's less traffic, but also less idiocy. When I want a taste of ADD UBB, I head over to .net. What's the big deal?

My role is that of Unbiased Observer

OCmike wrote:The truth is, none of these boards will probably ever again reach the level of fun that they once were.

So stop trying, right? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem

I happen to like it better here, so I post here most of the time. There's less traffic, but also less idiocy.

Considering the traffic level & factoring in the tards per thread, you're delusional if you think that.

Cuda wrote:No place on the entire internet is less interesting, less entertaining, less readable than t1b- thanks to you & Babshice & B-Monica & PUSFAN & HyMoronic & LTS TARD 2 among others.

When was the last time this board saw some good hijinx? The Reindeer. And before that? Oh, right... the Reindeer 3 years ago.

Last decent troll job? Ain't beenm one on this board. Ain't even been a crappy one

I admit I just about never check out .net, Stucknut, or any of the other boards, but on the rare occasions that I have, I've found them to be - difficult as it may seem - crappier than this here li'l slice of Web heaven. Are deece hijinx/troll jobs originating from any of them? Or are we just talking different shades of crap? From what little I've witnessed, the higher-quality posters migrated here, but stopped being all epic and stuff like they used to be. The shittier posters went elsewhere, and remained shitty. If you can show me where all the epicosity resides, I'll switch boards.

Cuda wrote:

OCmike wrote:The truth is, none of these boards will probably ever again reach the level of fun that they once were.

So stop trying, right? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem

Who said stop trying? It's just a statement of fact. It'll never be what it once was. That doesn't mean you stop trying to have fun, but at the same time you've got to have realistic expectations.

Cuda wrote:http://www.hostboard.com/cgi-bin/ultima ... orum&f=106

I notice that I'm still listed as a mod there. Too bad I can't remember my p/w.

OCmike wrote:but at the same time you've got to have realistic expectations.

Oh... we should lower our expectations.

That's the same advice Jimmy Fucking Carter had for the country in 1979.

Nice company you keep.

Cuda wrote:http://www.hostboard.com/cgi-bin/ultima ... orum&f=106

no shit, that place is hopping....

there must have been 9 or 10 posts over the last month....

epicosity at it's finest.....

I found a t-shirt there for you, Felix...

Cuda wrote:My role is that of Unbiased Observer

In other words, you are fucking useless.

seriously dude, that place is even slower than that last time you were here whining about "the failed experiment"....

btw, epic "wytch"job.....

Cuda wrote:My role is that of Unbiased Observer

Actually, your role is "Prick", as your title says. You're performing that role brilliantly-btw

Cuda wrote:

OCmike wrote:but at the same time you've got to have realistic expectations.

Oh... we should lower our expectations.

That's the same advice Jimmy Fucking Carter had for the country in 1979.

Nice company you keep.

Lower 'em, raise 'em, do whatever the fuck you want. But the simple fact is everyone's seen just about every type of smack there is at this point, so it's increasingly difficult to produce something fresh and new. Case in point: I can't remember the last time I saw something fresh, new or remotely interesting from you, Mr. Part of the Problem.

Just in case any of you haven't figured it out yet, Cooter is a clueless, no-talent fucktard whose entire repertoire consists of tired resets, surreptitiously (sort of) plagiarizing the material of others, and repetitive whining.

Cooter, if you want to make this board better, lose your password.

Smackie Chan wrote:

Cuda wrote:^^^ Like a Dog to its own vomit

So, you're saying your posts are comparable to dog puke?

No he is saying his posts are like Psu's puke.

Cuda wrote:That IS the point, Doucheous.

Nope, all you said was that the "experiment" had failed. You failed to define 'what' experiment. Sometimes clarity is a good thing.

No place on the entire internet is less interesting, less entertaining, less readable than t1b- thanks to you & Babshice & B-Monica & PUSFAN & HyMoronic & LTS TARD 2 among others.

Less readable? Thanks to me, PSUFAN, etc.? Link that one up little tard, I dare you.

When was the last time this board saw some good hijinx? The Reindeer. And before that? Oh, right... the Reindeer 3 years ago.

Last decent troll job? Ain't beenm one on this board. Ain't even been a crappy one

Did Douchebag and company escape your limited attention? Perhaps decent might be a stretch, but a lot of effort went into that, most of it funny. And unless you are taking claim for those trolls, I echo the sentiment that others have already stated...what the hell have you done lately? Where's your contribution? Your name isn't Calvin, this isn't a t.v. and we aren't here to pander to you you simpleton. Toss something interesting into the stew instead of just whining.

RMoG? Dr. Demotivator? Why the fuck would anybody put that kind of effort into a post when it's 100% wasted on fucking tards like you & Babshice & B-Monica & PUSFAN & HyMoronic & LTS TARD 2?

You seem to be rather hung up on Bushice, BSmack, PSUFAN, LTS TRN 2 and myself. You want to connect the dots on those names into something coherent Cooter? Or is it just some weird interweb stalker thingie. PSUFAN by himself in a single post is funnier, and contributes more of substance than you do in a month.

Add to the equation dipshit, or minus yourself off the board.

Subtraction would probably suit you best.

Looks like Cuda is this week's BSmack.

Chalk it up boys (and girls...sorry Ken), 2 weeks of staying out of the limelight isn't so bad for an ultratard like myself.

RumpleForeskin wrote:Looks like Cuda is this week's BSmack.

Chalk it up boys (and girls...sorry Ken), 2 weeks of staying out of the limelight isn't so bad for an ultratard like myself.

Don't sell yourself short, sport. Your level of idiocy isn't even worth batting out a few keystrokes after a half-bottle of booze, a 12-pack and a lazy eye.

Jay in Phoenix wrote: Less readable? Thanks to me, PSUFAN, etc.? Link that one up little tard, I dare you.

You can start HERE

Just in case any of you haven't figured it out yet...

I think Cuda is a truly horrible poster who, in all these years, has never submitted a single post I've even so much as chuckled at, or thought interesting.

Furthermore, considering everyone seems to think the guy blows chesticles, I can't for the life of me understand why he thinks he's qualified to critique message boards.

Please, burn your computer and stuff the ashes up your asshole.

[softball] Cuda is so used to plungerings he's PMing RumpleForeskin for heavy advice. [/softball]

Cuda, PM back at ya.

RadioFan wrote:[softball] Cuda is so used to plungerings he's PMing RumpleForeskin for heavy advice. [/softball]

Poor Coods...it's not going well for him.

I recommend the board take a mulligan.

Close 'er down, tweek a few thing, resolve to do a few things differently, have everyone re-register, and open shop again.


Maybe appoint Cuda the board czar too.

Why? Does the internet need another Hostboard cemetary for ctrl-Cuda to vulture feast off for the next few years?

You have to believe that he'll be quoting this board on the next incarnation of whatever shithole he ends up on, and doing so as " remember the good old days?".

Some losers just expect way too much of a fucking message board and are never satisfied no matter what.