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lk_pick resume in 3...2...1...

BTW...when lk told us she stripped, did anyone else assume she meant she was on diT's housepainting crew?

Although I bet jhawk experienced some peeling...

I drive a Cavalier...





...its red





Sin,

You should have just taken the bike. You would look slightly less gax riding bitch on your bike than in the civic.

You've already taken him to Hooters. Another display of parental lack of taste isn't going to change anything.

If you are forced to drive that out of circumstance, you have my sympathy, otherwise....

my kid wont talk to me on the phone or in person now because hes a superhero flying superhero and im an alcholic who doesnt have the time to decifer the flying vs invisible superhero.

the little fucker will appreciate me more when the wife and i have separatasi homes and he needs somebody to play army men.

my wife is sucha cunt. i wish she was dead. /..

Nishlord wrote:You've already taken him to Hooters. Another display of parental lack of taste isn't going to change anything.

What do you know about lack of taste?

Sin,
English food.

bbqjones wrote:my wife is sucha cunt. i wish she was dead. /..

If your wife was dead your boy might not learn to hate women as easily.

Sam,
The car doesn't make the man... unless you drive a pink Jetta like Ken. I spent some time in Italy recently and your Civic is a huge gas guzzler by comparison. Wait until gas hits $5/gallon here and this will be the car of choice in the States:





Water your grass.

why plant bermuda? it's a good damn weed. just wait awhile and it'll take over all by itself. personally, I like the stuff. nothing better for hitting irons off of.