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Let's Honor Tom Cruise: the offical really bad actors thread
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:45 pm
by King Crimson
outside of Tom Cruise playing Tom Cruise in every film he's in.
I nominate:
Andrew McCarthy: i dare you to go back and watch either Less Than Zero or Pretty in Pink. he's hilariously one dimensional. same smile, same punch me in the face doe eyes. and both of those movies suck out loud. sorry 80's nostalgia fans. some really bad acting in PinP (minus Harry Dean Stanton who seems real in this way that undermines the whole movie). and Less than Zero is horrible. Spader is the only thing in either that makes it worth watching....except the hilarious 80's chick hair. but even that is outdone by Laura Dern in Blue Velvet. every scene her hair is different, and bizarre.
Woody Harrelson. even sucks playing the lovable (or bad guy) knucklehead. Try watching "White Men Can't Jump" these days and give a shit that Rosie Perez leaves him.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:21 pm
by PSUFAN
Did you catch the flap about the German gov. preventing Tom from filming on German military bases because he is a Scientologist?
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/film/2007/0 ... _film.html
To me, this award should go to Kevin fucking Costner - let's call him Acts with Wooden Face.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:37 pm
by PSUFAN
I know...but I have to RACK them for fucking with Cruise.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:12 pm
by King Crimson
Costner as the eternal Costner deserves consideration, fer shure.
the ethical/sideways character searching for his inner ethic and struggling to find the medium to do it....that was already inside him. turns out. and gets him "romance".
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:44 am
by Bobby42
Patrick Swayze. The horrah.
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:01 am
by Rack Fu
mvscal wrote:PSUFAN wrote:Did you catch the flap about the German gov. preventing Tom from filming on German military bases because he is a Scientologist?
Germans permitting only members of approved religions to work? What could possibly go wrong with a policy like that?
I see nothing wrong with this policy.
Sincerely,
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:29 pm
by Mike the Lab Rat
Bobby42 wrote:Patrick Swayze. The horrah.
Here's a
MST 3K tribute to the man, the myth, the legend
Other bad actors to add:
- Brad Pitt
- Meg Ryan
- John Travolta
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:00 pm
by King Crimson
Antonio Banderas.
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:19 pm
by Bobby42
^^^
Yeah, I watched that shit on TV this morning.
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:23 am
by BBMarley
Richard Gere...
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:04 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I'll toss a comedian into the mix. Billy Crystal. Never got that guy. I'd rank him somewhere ahead of Pauley Shore and right behind Howard the Duck.
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:55 am
by RadioFan
King Crimson wrote:Costner as the eternal Costner deserves consideration, fer shure.
My No. 1 pick.
Ever seen the alleged "accent" he was allowed to "perform" in Robin Hood? So bad, it's MST3K material.
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:47 am
by PSUFAN
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'll toss a comedian into the mix. Billy Crystal. Never got that guy. I'd rank him somewhere ahead of Pauley Shore and right behind Howard the Duck.
In Hollywood, you deal with the Schul factor. Crystal always struck me as one of those guys who was talented at being well-connected, rather than being talented as an entertainer. Thus,
he's the guy who we see in the silver screen, rather than someone who probably deserved it more from a comedic talent perspective.
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:13 am
by Risa
PSUFAN wrote:Did you catch the flap about the German gov. preventing Tom from filming on German military bases because he is a Scientologist?
Good. Except they flopped on that. But Germany is right to stick it to Scientology.
Tom Cruise has reportedly used his movies as recruitment centers for Scientology. The Germans weren't down for that. He's worse than a rabid born again, because Scientology isn't worried about your immortal soul, they're worried about your wallet.