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RACK Larry King!!!!!!


Larry: What's your favorite bible passage?

Paris: [deer in the head lights look] uhhhhhhhhhhhh......[/deer in the headlights look]



It took him 50 fukking years, but, he finally asked a worthwhile question.

Here's one Paris.....

Though shalt not sukk thy cahk whilst the camera is rolling.

You watched the Paris interview on Larry King?

Turn in your penis to the nearest man. You have no use for it.

smackaholic wrote:RACK Larry King!!!!!!

Larry: What's your favorite bible passage?

Paris: [deer in the head lights look] uhhhhhhhhhhhh......[/deer in the headlights look]

It took him 50 fukking years, but, he finally asked a worthwhile question.

If Larry really wanted to take her down, he would have followed the "do you do drugs" Q&A with this series of videos.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... lton1.html

It's not like they haven't been on the Interwebs or anything. Of course that would involve preparing for an interview, something Larry doesn't do. Otherwise he would know that George is NOT one of the two surviving Beatles.

Headhunter wrote:
Turn in your penis to the nearest man.

~swoon~

Headhunter wrote:You watched the Paris interview on Larry King?

Turn in your penis to the nearest man. You have no use for it.

This should have been no surprise. suckahotdick has also started threads about American Idol and The Bachelor. I imagine he tivos The View for watching when Sunday Night Football is on.

I heard a couple of clips from that "interview" on the Bob and Tom show this morning......riveting stuff....

why anybody with a double digit IQ gives a flying fuck about that attention whoring bitch is beyond me......

Well now that does it. Paris has lost my vote. What was she running for again?

At least she should be thrown back in the slammer for perjuring herself to the nation on the LK show.

Headhunter wrote:You watched the Paris interview on Larry King?

Turn in your penis to the nearest man. You have no use for it.

I have no use for his penis either.

Rack Python!

Mikey wrote:Well now that does it. Paris has lost my vote. What was she running for again?

Richest whore in the world I believe.

Darwin caused the wrong vehicle to turn into oncoming traffic.

Felix wrote:the Bob and Tom show this morning......riveting stuff......

I call bullshit.

Seriously. You listen to them? Back when I used to live in CT, a local radio station put those losers on. I gave them a shot. Worst hacks ever.

Their "bits" sucked ass. I think. These two faggots giggled like schoolgirls the whole time so you couldn't even hear their "on-air skit." I know in the business you're supposed to do the "fake laugh thing" to trick your audience into thinking they're listening to you bring the funnay... but these fuckers took it to a whole new level. Two homos giggling... ENDLESSLY... is not funny.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Two homos giggling... ENDLESSLY... is not funny.

As is one posting... ENDLESSLY.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Two homos giggling... ENDLESSLY... is not funny.

[insert Cicero-Crown pic here]

I remember when bob and tom where on HCN (I think). They actually would have funny folks on from time to time. Trouble was, as you say, you couldn't hear the actual funnay cause these two fukking clowns couldn't STFU with their sorry assed nasaly midwestern laughs.

You would think somewhere along the way, some kinda radio jock coach type would tell them to just STFU once in awhile.

And, btw, I did not watch LK and Paris. I just caught that little snip off one of the news channels.

So, can I keep my cahk then?

I never even heard of Paris Hilton until she started cock on the net.
now I'm glad I did.