When will the "Crime Wave" hit?
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:26 pm
You know, after everyone gets tired of chasing Mexicans with brooms and the media stumbles upon* the latest epidemic
gripping your country.
*completely fabricates
Don't worry about being taken by surprise. You'll be prompted with numerous reports of rising acts of lawlessness
and general anarchy. And just in the nick of time!
I'm calling for it by Oct.-Nov. , with January being the climax of paranoia, where ignorant GOP'ers,
Obama-Capitalists and Bushice's relatives will be cowering behind their drapes, loaded firearms at the ready, waiting
for Willie Horton 2007 to kick down their door and rape their property.
gripping your country.
*completely fabricates
Don't worry about being taken by surprise. You'll be prompted with numerous reports of rising acts of lawlessness
and general anarchy. And just in the nick of time!
I'm calling for it by Oct.-Nov. , with January being the climax of paranoia, where ignorant GOP'ers,
Obama-Capitalists and Bushice's relatives will be cowering behind their drapes, loaded firearms at the ready, waiting
for Willie Horton 2007 to kick down their door and rape their property.