T1B

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:51 pm**

^^^^^^^^ Has no fucking concept of what the words "caption time" mean.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:17 pm**

Bitch Smacked posts a random picture for no apparent reason.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:21 pm**

I'm not sure which is worse... 'Caption' or 'Joke' threads.

BSmack > Jack
Joke threads win by default. Rest assured, they both suck and quite frankly, I'm quite surprised the KC Crew hasn't picked up on this for addition to their posting stratagem.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:27 pm**

^^^^^^ No surprise here. Ken offering yet another criticism of someone else's smack without running any of his own. Keep grinding it out there, Ken. I hope its workin' for ya.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:28 pm**

This is no random picture. I'm sure BSmack owes that muff-diver money

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:30 pm**

Ken wrote:I'm not sure which is worse... 'Caption' or 'Joke' threads.

CAPTION threads, definitely:

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:30 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:This is no random picture. I'm sure BSmack owes that muff-diver money

That muff diver is 100 times more attractive than your wife.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:34 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:^^^^^^ No surprise here. Ken offering yet another criticism of someone else's smack without running any of his own. Keep grinding it out there, Ken. I hope its workin' for ya.

Yeah, I guess I could always go the, "I'll never have the skills any of you have, but I'm not leaving" route. And YOU wanna run smack on someone else?

You are unequivocally the LAST person, save for jack, that should be trotting out criticism of someone else's posts/smack. Anyways, you don't matter... move along, douchebag.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:35 pm**

BSmack wrote:That muff diver is 100 times more attractive than your wife.

That very well may be, but at least my wife doesn't use her sick neice as reason not to pay her debts.

That shit story was so generic. It seems everyone has a fucking sick neice when they owe money or don't want to attend a function they promised to be at.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:35 pm**

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Ken wrote:I'm not sure which is worse... 'Caption' or 'Joke' threads.
CAPTION threads, definitely:

:mad:

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:35 pm**

Bwahahaha, ucant.

Did his red Jetta fade to pink?

Rip City

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:42 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:
BSmack wrote:That muff diver is 100 times more attractive than your wife.
That very well may be...

No it is. Your wife looks like she face fucked a live grenade after a 3 day twinkie binge.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:42 pm**

Ken, it seems everyone treats you as not a board bitch, but a pussy or weakling no less with your distance off the tee and a pic of a little pink convertable with your name wytched on the side of it. Perhaps some of ther other T1b members can enlighten me about Kendra's little vehicle and the story that goes behind it.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:48 pm**

He told everyone he drove a red jetta.

He gets pounded for it.

Is that too hard to figure out?

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:50 pm**

mvscal wrote:Post pics of your wife's fat titties and shut the fuck up, tard.

What good is it going to do you? If those titties aren't attached to someone you share blood with, then you won't feel any movement in your little prick.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:59 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:Perhaps some of ther other T1b members can enlighten me about Kendra's little vehicle and the story that goes behind it.

A sleuth, you are not. Hell, a blithering idiot w/a single-circuited brain, you are not. I can understand how this all may be a bit hard for you to get your cell membrane around.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:00 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:
mvscal wrote:Post pics of your wife's fat titties and shut the fuck up, tard.
What good is it going to do you?

A diversion from your shit posts, maybe? Next question?

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:25 pm**

Ken wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:^^^^^^ No surprise here. Ken offering yet another criticism of someone else's smack without running any of his own. Keep grinding it out there, Ken. I hope its workin' for ya.
Yeah, I guess I could always go the, "I'll never have the skills any of you have, but I'm not leaving" route. And YOU wanna run smack on someone else?

You are unequivocally the LAST person, save for jack, that should be trotting out criticism of someone else's posts/smack. Anyways, you don't matter... move along, douchebag.

Tard fight.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:32 pm**

Last tard still drooling, wins... I got $50 on Rumps. Any takers?

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:38 pm**

Ken has a pretty warped view of the pecking order around here.

sin,
Marcus

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:40 pm**

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Last tard still drooling, wins... I got $50 on Rumps. Any takers?

That’s not really fair. If Rumple starts running low on drool, he can quickly facefuck his wife and reload.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:45 pm**

Rumple,

when you're buttfucking your animal in the mouth, does the warmth from your efforts radiate to the outer reaches of her jowls, where you're holding on for dear life? Or is that just too far for the heat to reach? Perhaps you have to repeatedly slap expanses of flesh in order not to get goosebumps when you're climbing up?

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:05 pm**

I've got this shit won hands down. BitchSmacked and Kensuela will have to stand in line with the KC cohorts to get a chance at tasting the corn out of my poo dispenser.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:07 pm**

So, you prefer the KCMO rimjobs over all others?

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:08 pm**

Mikey wrote:So, you prefer the KCMO rimjobs over all others?

Well, they are the best.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:14 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:I've got this shit won hands down. BitchSmacked and Kensuela will have to stand in line with the KC cohorts to get a chance at tasting the corn out of my poo dispenser.

Your “poo dispenser”? Are you referring to the “Submit” button?

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:18 pm**

Must you feel the need to drop in for a quick hit and go in every fucking thread? Try to mix it up a little, 'cus your act got old the day I registered here.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:26 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:Must you feel the need to drop in for a quick hit and go in every fucking thread?

Just the ones where you’re dancing about with your twatlips all akimbo.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:26 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:Must you feel the need to drop in for a quick hit and go in every fucking thread? Try to mix it up a little, 'cus your act got old the day I registered here.

Actually, that was pretty fucking funny.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:03 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:Must you feel the need to drop in for a quick hit and go in every fucking thread? Try to mix it up a little, 'cus your act got old the day I registered here.

Please take your own advice.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:11 pm**

Mr T wrote:Please take your own advice.

JFC, thanks for showing me the most novice of forms of smack with your "Look who's talking" response. Kill yourself please. TIA

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:19 pm**

Please show me a thread where you have shown any form of smack or just something funny. And I am not talking about people laughing at you.

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