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Where's patsy stone?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:04 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Listen bbq -- you SICK FUCK, I know you've got her locked in your "guest room" with your slimey little hands coupling her sweet-ass Tetons. Does your fat pig of a wife know about this? Or are patsy's screams muted by your cock while she's slamming tuna sammiches in the recliner?
This isn't right.
I miss her issues of all things music, her weekly reports of the Badfish-like boss, and all that other stuff too. And by all things music, weekly reports of her boss, and the other stuff, I mean her tits.
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:08 pm
by PSUFAN
patsy's screams muted by your cock
BITE DOWN, patsy - bite down like its granny's baklava, NOW!
Re: Where's patsy stone?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:10 pm
by Dinsdale
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:slimey little hands
I believe the correct adjective for a Troll™'s hands is "scaley," IIRC.
Ahhhh, how art.....ERRRRRR, messageboards imitate life -- as men, we all* want to see and be around them bountiful titties. But this ambrosia-for-men doesn't come without cost -- just like in real life, if you want to be exposed to boobilies, there's that ultimate price that needs to be paid...
The owner of said titties often wants to
converse.
Further proof that christianity is hogwash. If God had indeed made Man "in his own image," he sure THE FUCK wouldn't have given women the ability to speak.
* -- looking around the ranks here, "all" might be an exaggeration.
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:12 pm
by MuchoBulls
I believe she was tired of this board and went to another one.
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:14 pm
by PSUFAN
You call trev's mumbling speech?
God is, indeed, a sick fuck.
Of course, if trev's milkers are as colossally pleasing as patsy's sweater meat, I'd listen to the incessant mumbling gleefully - BODE God
Re: Where's patsy stone?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:15 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Dinsdale wrote:If God had indeed made Man "in his own image," he sure THE FUCK wouldn't have given women the ability to speak.
If that were the case, how could I ask her if it's in yet?
~JTR
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:19 pm
by PSUFAN
Are you there, God? It's me, patsy
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:21 pm
by Dinsdale
PSUFAN wrote:Are you there, God? It's me, patsy
She merely lies on her back, and gets notably closer to God...BODE.
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:24 pm
by PSUFAN
BODE coats Patsy from head to toe, like most of us would like to.
Re: Where's patsy stone?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:31 pm
by Message from God
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale wrote:If God had indeed made Man "in his own image," he sure THE FUCK wouldn't have given women the ability to speak.
If that were the case, how could I ask her if it's in yet?
~JTR
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:36 pm
by Invictus
Dinsdale wrote:PSUFAN wrote:Are you there, God? It's me, patsy
She merely lies on her back, and gets notably closer to God...BODE.
If her huge breasts loll under her armpits whilst she is on her back, wouldn't she be closer to Satan?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:37 pm
by Dinsdale
Not if it's after 9:07 CST, bitch -- in which case, Poptart ran Satan.
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:41 pm
by PSUFAN
CST, bitch
A lone tear surely rolls down into PrimeX's dick haven as he reads this - betwixt TrollTrain spamming efforts, naturally.
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:42 pm
by PSUFAN
her huge breasts loll
awww...fucking SWOON.
Re: Where's patsy stone?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:43 pm
by Rollins
Patsy is rolling with the O'Cyrus crew, you dicklicks. She gives up the tang, and we shower her with DOLLA BILLS YA'LL!
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:51 pm
by Stevo
patsy stone is vacuuming all 4 inches of my rock hard lovestick as we SPEAK, MOTHERFUCKERS. Me and Rollins have game that's air tight and cheese to throw at these bitches. None of you losers will ever KNOW the luxuries that we live.
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:03 pm
by pron
Ugh. Stevo and Rollins just ruined a perfectly good fantasy I had about Ms. Stone. Not now, no way I'd want to follow them. :x