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...that women decide within 15 seconds whether or not they're willing to sleep with a guy. I think this is an interesting thing to keep in mind while* walking around. I have been wondering who has chosen me, and who hasn't.

I suspect that most women, gnarled grannies and all, see me and picture me basting their chest landscapes with my fluids. I suppose I could be wrong about that, though.


Poor Douchebag. I imagine that most women would rather be corpses than submit to his anemic tadger-dipping. He'd have to hold up his disgusting flabroll midriff frontbutt in order for coitus to be possible...and I imagine those are just the start of his issues.

Slim was probably more successful...but I killed that asshole DEAD.

The whole thing's a wash with Derron. Vaginas seize up like venus flytraps at the very mention of his name. Sucks to be him, but not upon him.

I've decided I'd sleep with patsy. trev, I'm still waffling about. I have never seen her, but I imagine she's like a female Douchebag. That might get her somewhere with ElvisMonster. He could administer cunnilingus, while his forehead held the vast flagons of thighmeat aside.

*isn't it funny when Derron types "whilst"? What the fuck...

PSUFAN wrote:...that women decide within 15 seconds whether or not they're willing to sleep with a guy. I think this is an interesting thing to keep in mind while* walking around. I have been wondering who has chosen me, and who hasn't.

I suspect that most women, gnarled grannies and all, see me and picture me basting their chest landscapes with my fluids. I suppose I could be wrong about that, though.


Poor Douchebag. I imagine that most women would rather be corpses than submit to his anemic tadger-dipping. He'd have to hold up his disgusting flabroll midriff frontbutt in order for coitus to be possible...and I imagine those are just the start of his issues.

Slim was probably more successful...but I killed that asshole DEAD.

The whole thing's a wash with Derron. Vaginas seize up like venus flytraps at the very mention of his name. Sucks to be him, but not upon him.

I've decided I'd sleep with patsy. trev, I'm still waffling about. I have never seen her, but I imagine she's like a female Douchebag. That might get her somewhere with ElvisMonster. He could administer cunnilingus, while his forehead held the vast flagons of thighmeat aside.

*isn't it funny when Derron types "whilst"? What the fuck...

Bored out of your mind today or get fired from your job ??

PSUFAN wrote:
*isn't it funny when Derron types "whilst"? What the fuck...

Derron's a metrosexual.
Tell me you knew.

You mean that all goes down in 15 seconds?


Well, don't I feel like about a dickweed. I've been wasting an extra 14 minutes and 45 seconds on these skanks, and the occasional drink.


I'll keep this in mind, and adjust my game accordingly.

Dinsdale wrote:You mean that all goes down in 15 seconds?

On Friday nights? You betcha.

You know what else they say about women?

Da bitches man, dey can't hold da smoke, dass what it is.

PSUFAN wrote:Vaginas seize up like venus flytraps

Good thing we have Manginas, and not those icky girl things. We're open to each other.

Sin,

PSUFAN wrote:chest landscapes

Patsy, your thoughts?

've decided I'd sleep with trev

hey, someone has to give the fat drunk hog some dick. congrats, but what would Prof. Jerry Hathaway think about your actions Kent?

*edit for Bsmack: ok. it needs to be updated anyway. thank you :)

Risa wrote:

I'll never dis Valvenis' crayon skills again, this shit is too fucking labor intensive. (and just pretend the 2's are S's... for Sluts (yeah). Figured it'd be better for the 2s to be backward, than the D and the FSU).

I swear to fucking Christ you are the only one who can turn an otherwise rackable wytch job into a shit post. Stop trying to explain yourself to death and just go with the funnay every once in a while.