Band of Brothers (PET)
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:04 am
[align=center]"Don't even think about stepping to us. I mean, you don't really want to do that, do you? Oh sure, I'll give my brothers grief, but deep down we are close. Close as in Wally and the Beav. As in Alec and Billy, as in Harry and Lloyd. As a matter of fact, we were the first two to field test the Wii. So before you even begin to pass judgement, step back and check yourselves. You tards and your photo essay threads (PET) have nothing on us. You want to see brothers having fun? I mean, do you want us to spell it out for you? Just sit down, shut up and take it all in because we're brothers, we're tight, and we've got a story to tell"
Seriously,
Dins, Cicero and Crown[/align]
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"Yeah, dig this. Nothing like an afternoon baseball game with my U & L Ukranian hottie and my best friend, the Bartster. Heh heh...Eat your hearts out, losers. In the 3rd inning we dropped some blotter, Cin took her teeth out and I got rabid. Rabid man, and nobody would even think about stepping up to me. I pwned this place, people. I pulled out a Harry Caray mask and had my entire isle in stitches. I fucking rocked the boat.[/align]
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"You people don't even want to know how much I fucking ROLLED with this bull. Crown had his Nikon and as you can see I had this bull by his horns. Run with the bulls? Run by the wall? Fuck that. I know how to channel my strength, how to pit my brain against the bull. What you do is just look the bull in the eyes, and if you have what I've got then you KNOW the bull will KNOW not to fuck with the man from Portland. Seriously, who would? You? Seriously you misguided tard, this bull knew I had the Odenmatrix working for me. He knew it. Dins owns this bull. Yeah, dig it, and deal with it."[/align]
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"So do you think Senator David Vitter has a monopoly on all the fun? People, we know fun and just because Vitter got more ink than we did doesn't mean we can't PARTY. Even though Cic's diaper was the largest, I had the most fun. Try to wipe that smile off my face people. That smile is even stronger than my deck screws, people. From the U&L to Florida State and we fucking pwn fwn. There was a line of delectable chicks who wanted to change me and I was so wasted on the chronic that I let them. I even let Cic and Crown watch. Dig this for a photo fucking thread, people." [/align]
Don't push me, I've got more. I'll shame you, I'll crush your fantasy thoughts of trying to even out-do this MONSTER. Why do you ask?...I'll tell you why.
BECAUSE WE'RE A BAND OF BROTHERS.
Rip City
