Risa's rambling re: Mt. Rumplewife

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:42 pm

Dog wrote:Not to quibble over semantics, but you did back out of the bet. You made a statement, I offered a wager on your statement, you backed out.

By definition, I would say that is exactly what "backing out on a bet" is.

No, backing out on a bet means accepting a bet, and then not accepting
the consequences if one loses.

You don't back out of a bet if you never take the bet in the first place. That's
bullshit. Think harder, dog... you don't wanna go down that route. People
will come up with all kinds of crazy shit bets... and then claim folks backed out
of them by not accepting them. There's some honor in being involved with a
bet. There's no honor in offering shit bets then claiming folks are dishonorable
for not accepting the shit bet.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:48 pm

^^^^^

Does she ever shut up?

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:50 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:

who's the dude trying to reel in the other dude for a kiss, in the background?
he got nice lips... for a white boy. I see no problem. The chicks dig each other,
and the smiles look real. The titties is real, the blonde streaks need to go.

Where's Goober's picture? oh that's right........ he ain't posted one, therefore,
he is barred from talking shit.

Dog wrote:^^^^^

Does she ever shut up?

Yes, bitch.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:54 pm

I’m not barred at all from talking shit. And any moron who throws up a photo like will be hearing shit till the day he logs off for the last time.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:05 pm

Annie, don't bother the good folks of the NFL forum with this inane pablum.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:07 pm

Hey, do what the fuck you want in CdS, but don't make a habit of it in other forums. Goobs is just being Goobs which is equivalent to being an obsessive tard.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:09 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Hey, do what the fuck you want in CdS, but don't make a habit of it in other forums.

You went from multi-forum bitch to forum police? Go fuck yourself.

BTW, I only posted that in response to the hair-pulling contest you and Dog were having about something that happened on another board.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:16 pm

Risa wrote:therefore, he is barred from talking shit.

Oh yeah? Barring smack on a smack board is a tall order, Jemima in NM. Who's going to be the enforcer? You? And what exactly is the method of enforcement? Letting him know you don't like it? Ha. I see this going real well for you. Really, I do.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:18 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:You went from multi-forum bitch to forum police? Go fuck yourself.

Fuck off, Goober McTakesitintheass. You want to fucking drop that fat wife smack in here, then do so. Just don't fuckin' go in the SPORTS forums and start dismantling threads where REAL sports conversation is taking place by dropping your little one-liners where you play off on others words. I know you don't know shit about anything else other than playing off on my posts, so you are obviously at a loss there. STFU or post something meaningful

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:23 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:STFU or post something meaningful

You mean like you and Dog going back and forth:

“You backed off on a bet.”
“No, I didn’t.”
“Yes, you did.”

That kind of meaningful? Fucking tard.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:29 pm

Smacking on Rumple's wife is like swinging at a baseball sitting atop a tee. If you miss, then you must be a drooling chest-thumper placed in the line-up in the seventh inning of a 9 run game just so your parents could be proud.

And if you hit it yard, it doesn't really show much talent.

So who's worse, the over-zealous jock playing tee-ball because he strikes out at fast pitch, or the tard that placed his wife upon the tee?

Personally, I'll take the walk.

If you want something to smack Rumps with, I'll give you this gem: His voice sounds like an Oompa-Loompa sucking down helium. Hard to pick up a hottie when your pick up line comes across as a young 'un going through puberty and the voice is cracking. 'Sayin

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:29 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:STFU or post something meaningful
You mean like you and Dog going back and forth:

“You backed off on a bet.”
“No, I didn’t.”
“Yes, you did.”

That kind of meaningful? Fucking tard.

Wasn't bet smack worth a couple years of Smack Off attempts against
Beantown back in the day?

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:36 pm

Sheesh, the bet talk is somewhat irrelevant and doesn't really apply to anybody here. We all know that I wouldn't enforce the bet even if I had won. I don't want to be the guy who ran anybody off, unless perhaps your name if Jeff in San Diego.

So sorry for bringing issues from another board onto this one. Just that neither Mr. Rumplewife nor myself have much to go on with lots of you folk, so we're stuck with what we know....and for him, that's very, very little.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:37 pm

Dog,

I’m here for my own amusement, not to try and impress you. Just so’s you know. And some pinhead posting a photo like that is just always going to be amusing.

Risa,

As usual, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:48 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
I’m here for my own amusement, not to try and impress you.

And that makes you different from us how .................. ?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:55 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: You mean like you and Dog going back and forth:

“You backed off on a bet.”
“No, I didn’t.”
“Yes, you did.”

That kind of meaningful? Fucking tard.

Yeah, read closer you incessant little twerp. I did not start that convo. All I did was defend myself when Dog implied that I did not make good on a bet that was NEVER made.

You got any more intelligent replies you want to try and stick me with?

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:21 pm

Damn you Rumps. It was not my intent to imply that you did not make good on that bet. I was simply pointing out that I would tune out anybody who would make such absurd statements about a team as shitty as the Houston Texans.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:23 pm

Does this make you feel better:

TO ALL OF T1B, RUMPS DID NOT BACK OUT OF A BET

well, except for the time he challenged me to a death match thread and lost....
but there really isn't a bet, per se, but more of a mutual understanding that the loser will retire. But that's a whole different story.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:31 pm

This just..........well, it isn't verrah good.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:42 am

I say we amend the title of this thread and simply call it Risa's ramblings. No need for the re. It could even have its own slogan: "Idiocy lives here."

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:27 am

Dog wrote:If you want something to smack Rumps with, I'll give you this gem: His voice sounds like an Oompa-Loompa sucking down helium.

In light of his avatar, I had taken to imagining Cookie Monster reading his posts. Only thing is that on occasion, sometimes Cookie Monster's voice would be interchanged with Yoda's, which kinda sounds like Cookie Monster on helium. Frank Oz did voice both of them, IIRC.

Anyway, that's helped to make his posts a little more readable.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:15 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: You mean like you and Dog going back and forth:

“You backed off on a bet.”
“No, I didn’t.”
“Yes, you did.”

That kind of meaningful? Fucking tard.
Yeah, read closer you incessant little twerp. I did not start that convo. All I did was defend myself when Dog implied that I did not make good on a bet that was NEVER made.

You got any more intelligent replies you want to try and stick me with?

I didn't say you started it, you stupid fuck.

Dog wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
I’m here for my own amusement, not to try and impress you.
And that makes you different from us how .................. ?

I'm much better looking.