Recruiting All Women Here
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:58 am
HOLLA!
Where da white bitches at? Where da latin bitches at? Da asian bitches? And the black sluts?
It's like this. Bizzness is droppin' off juuuuuust a wee bit. As a result, some of our routine dick pleezers have gone AWOL. What we need is some hotass HOS to just be at our beck-and-fucking-call when we need to slang our dicks around after a long day of pullin' straight HUNDRED DOLLA BILLS.
We heard about this bitch named Risa from this shithole of a site that'll give up the tang for AOL free trial disks and daily PSI checks on her bicycle tires.
fucking DOPE!
Here it is, bitch. You let us hose pimpseed all over your fucking back, and we'll keep you hooked up on the goods. But you gots ta drop EVERTANG you're doin' and just fucking roll on over to our cribs with nothing but your hot black ass and a watering mouth ready to slurp some fucking rock hard 4" white cock. But ya can't just fuckin' do this like it's your JOB. We aren't the Duke Lacross team. No, you gotta fucking LOVE it and you gotta SHOW it. When we pull out and uzi across your face and tits, you gotta fuckin' delight that shit like it's a #3 Popeyes combo meal. We can SNIFF out the fakers. Aiight? We'll hook you up with an "on call" Blackberry that you MUST respond to, or else you're CUT OFF from the entire operation. Doesn't matter what time. 1 p.m. or 1 a.m. Just like our motto, and the pledge you must adhere to: "When our dicks need a ride, you must abide."
So you in?
Where da white bitches at? Where da latin bitches at? Da asian bitches? And the black sluts?
It's like this. Bizzness is droppin' off juuuuuust a wee bit. As a result, some of our routine dick pleezers have gone AWOL. What we need is some hotass HOS to just be at our beck-and-fucking-call when we need to slang our dicks around after a long day of pullin' straight HUNDRED DOLLA BILLS.
We heard about this bitch named Risa from this shithole of a site that'll give up the tang for AOL free trial disks and daily PSI checks on her bicycle tires.
fucking DOPE!
Here it is, bitch. You let us hose pimpseed all over your fucking back, and we'll keep you hooked up on the goods. But you gots ta drop EVERTANG you're doin' and just fucking roll on over to our cribs with nothing but your hot black ass and a watering mouth ready to slurp some fucking rock hard 4" white cock. But ya can't just fuckin' do this like it's your JOB. We aren't the Duke Lacross team. No, you gotta fucking LOVE it and you gotta SHOW it. When we pull out and uzi across your face and tits, you gotta fuckin' delight that shit like it's a #3 Popeyes combo meal. We can SNIFF out the fakers. Aiight? We'll hook you up with an "on call" Blackberry that you MUST respond to, or else you're CUT OFF from the entire operation. Doesn't matter what time. 1 p.m. or 1 a.m. Just like our motto, and the pledge you must adhere to: "When our dicks need a ride, you must abide."
So you in?
