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If I still had a show

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:39 pm
by Imus
If I still had a show I'd do one on a very important subject: Racism.

Part 1 Who is going to feed the little black kids with no daddy?

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Part 2 Who is keeping the black man down?

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It would be a great show. Maybe even spawn a new career. Goddamn.

Re: If I still had a show

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:27 am
by RevLimiter
Imus wrote:If I still had a show
You'd STILL suck.

Kill yourself. Please.

Re: If I still had a show

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:51 am
by Risa
Imus wrote:If I still had a show I'd do one on a very important subject: Racism.

Part 1 Who is going to feed the little black kids with no daddy?

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Part 2 Who is keeping the black man down?

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Daddy's in the back with a gun. Or Daddy was sold yesterday so the man in the back could buy that gun. Or didn't they teach you that part. What kind of man sells his own kids, then blames the kids for being dysfunctional? What kind of man sells a father away from his children, children away their father, and expects family to remain functional?
It would be a great show. Maybe even spawn a new career. Goddamn.
Imus always was a drunk. A drunk who thought wearing leather and a cowboy hat would make him appear 'tough' and 'badass', which makes Imus even sillier and lamer.

The only man to look good and vaguely badass strutting around in leather is

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and even he looked silly sometimes (and I never noticed what was going on with his forearms... who knew he was channeling YT in Houston). Imus is in the Neville Brothers category, without the talent.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:40 pm
by Imus
Daddy's in the back with a gun. Or Daddy was sold yesterday so the man in the back could buy that gun. Or didn't they teach you that part. What kind of man sells his own kids, then blames the kids for being dysfunctional? What kind of man sells a father away from his children, children away their father, and expects family to remain functional?
That's what I'm saying. Worthless, no account daddies who just want to get their rocks off in any flesh leave the little bastard kids for society to deal with. Olden days they went to the fields and were productive. Now they are the bane of society.

The cowboy hat pinches my pineal gland. Makes me more sharp and alert. Sometimes makes me want to rape and kill.

Call again.




But wait. Aren't the Neville brothers colored?

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:21 pm
by Risa
Imus wrote: The cowboy hat pinches my pineal gland. Makes me more sharp and alert. Sometimes makes me want to rape and kill.

Call again.
.... I'm speechless. Please do an interview with one of the clones/trolls/posters.