A few of my picks for the upcoming season.
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:58 am
Here's some of my picks for the '08 CFB season.
1.Notre Dame will suck and will start no better than 2-5. Irish fans will jump off the Charlie Bandwagon by mid-season calling for his firing. I will get a bigger hardon from watching each one of Notre Dame's losses than I will from seeing my wife in the new panties I bought for her the other day.
2.Wisconsin will be exposed. Their 12-1 record last year was done with smoke and mirrors. They were a fraud. If you really watched them play there's no way you actually thought they were any good. They had a pussy schedule and the only quality team they beat was Arkansas and that really wasn't a win but more of a "non loss." Arkansas pounded them into submission in that game but decided they felt bad for Wisconsin so they let them win. I saw them in person and they weren't even half as good as Iowa was last year but we did like Arkansas did and handed them the game. Iowa had far superior talent to them and we sucked ass last year. 9-3 tops, and most likely 8-4 even with a relatively weak schedule.
3.Iowa will be improved but still will be a year away from being really good. But we'll post a record of 9-3 or better basically by default. When we play teams like Northern Illinois, Iowa State, Northwestern, etc......somebody gotta win!!
4.Between LSU, USC, Oklahoma, Hawaii, Louisville and Michigan there will be a minimum of 3 of them going unbeaten.
5.The above chaos will lead to it being announced at the end of the year that there will be a Plus-One game to begin in the 2009 season.
6.Piece of shit Greg Robinson will be fired after Syracuse goes 2-10 this year. Speaking for my fellow Chiefs fans......Fuck you Greg you suck!
7.Joe Tiller's team will underachieve. Yeah, I know......tell you something you don't already know!
8.This will be the year that Mike Stoops turns the corner at Arizona. It won't be a title contending year, but they will continue on their late season surge last year and start making noise in a very tough Pac-10.
9.Jim Harbaugh will drive the media in California nuts by making dumb statement after dumb statement. He might end up being the first Stanford coach the media has ever eaten alive. Bob Bowlsby will then sign him to a 30 year contract extension and call all of the fans up in NoCal "rank amateurs" for criticizing his decision (sorry, only Iowa fans would understand that one).
10.Illinois might have a good recruiting class coming in but they're still going to suck. Why? Because Ron Zook is their coach and Juice Williams is their QB. Zook might be able to beat any coach in the country at arm wrestling but his teams will never be able to beat anyone at football.
1.Notre Dame will suck and will start no better than 2-5. Irish fans will jump off the Charlie Bandwagon by mid-season calling for his firing. I will get a bigger hardon from watching each one of Notre Dame's losses than I will from seeing my wife in the new panties I bought for her the other day.
2.Wisconsin will be exposed. Their 12-1 record last year was done with smoke and mirrors. They were a fraud. If you really watched them play there's no way you actually thought they were any good. They had a pussy schedule and the only quality team they beat was Arkansas and that really wasn't a win but more of a "non loss." Arkansas pounded them into submission in that game but decided they felt bad for Wisconsin so they let them win. I saw them in person and they weren't even half as good as Iowa was last year but we did like Arkansas did and handed them the game. Iowa had far superior talent to them and we sucked ass last year. 9-3 tops, and most likely 8-4 even with a relatively weak schedule.
3.Iowa will be improved but still will be a year away from being really good. But we'll post a record of 9-3 or better basically by default. When we play teams like Northern Illinois, Iowa State, Northwestern, etc......somebody gotta win!!
4.Between LSU, USC, Oklahoma, Hawaii, Louisville and Michigan there will be a minimum of 3 of them going unbeaten.
5.The above chaos will lead to it being announced at the end of the year that there will be a Plus-One game to begin in the 2009 season.
6.Piece of shit Greg Robinson will be fired after Syracuse goes 2-10 this year. Speaking for my fellow Chiefs fans......Fuck you Greg you suck!
7.Joe Tiller's team will underachieve. Yeah, I know......tell you something you don't already know!
8.This will be the year that Mike Stoops turns the corner at Arizona. It won't be a title contending year, but they will continue on their late season surge last year and start making noise in a very tough Pac-10.
9.Jim Harbaugh will drive the media in California nuts by making dumb statement after dumb statement. He might end up being the first Stanford coach the media has ever eaten alive. Bob Bowlsby will then sign him to a 30 year contract extension and call all of the fans up in NoCal "rank amateurs" for criticizing his decision (sorry, only Iowa fans would understand that one).
10.Illinois might have a good recruiting class coming in but they're still going to suck. Why? Because Ron Zook is their coach and Juice Williams is their QB. Zook might be able to beat any coach in the country at arm wrestling but his teams will never be able to beat anyone at football.
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