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Total eclipse of the sun will be visible to many here. I hope everyone
will be around to see it ! Now back to the regular interesting posts.

No need to wait 10 years. Just Invite KC Paul over for lunch.

EDIT:

Check that. What the fuck was I thinking? Don't offer to feed the fat fuck unless you have a line of credit at the grocery store, or can take out a second mortgage.

Amend that to read invite "KC Paul over during daylight hours".

Lock the fridge and hide the pets beforehand.

I am taking any and all action on whether or not Wolfman will be alive to witness this most spectacular of events!

the action you should be taking is whether this board
is still around then--
I'll take the under on that !!

Wolfman wrote:the action you should be taking is whether this board
is still around then--
I'll take the under on that !!

well that changes everything !!
now the action to take is--
will wolfman be around longer than the board ??!?
my $$ is on the board !!

crazy times !!

I'll take that for $15-
we'll let BSmack hold the money !

I'll take 20 on the over for wolfie. He's gonna hang around and milk that fat teachers pension for awhile.

As for the board, it's survived a few years now on terry schiavo like activity, so maybe it will drag on that long.

Predictions for others.

Luth is damn near wolfman aged but not as healthy. I gotta take him for my top pick in the troll lack of shelf life category. JSC will probably also lose the gastrointestinal war he has been fighting for awhile.

This sux as I like both. Unfortunately ltsturd, tivo and the rest of the tin hat brigade will probably still be hanging in there like a bothersome hemroid.

Mister Bushice wrote:No need to wait 10 years. Just Invite Rumple's old lady over for lunch.

Fixed....and ACCURATELY too.

Wolfman, no one will be watching. Game over on Dec. 21, 2012.

Bobby42 wrote:Wolfman, no one will be watching. Game over on Dec. 21, 2012.

Sin,

1844

Jsc810 wrote: Perhaps one day, but I'm still fighting. I see the surgeon on Monday, hopefully there will be a procedure in my near future.

Sorry if my spreadsheet is out of date, but didn't that all start out with diverticulitis?

My buddy had that when he was early 30's. The genius doctors kept telling him nothing was wrong, and that "you drink too much."

Even after several trips to to hospital, they kept telling him nothing was wrong, or he had heartburn. Then, when he was almost dead, they decided that maybe there was something wrong after all, and maybe they should go in and stitch up that intestine, and removed the grapefruit-sized abcess.


Since most doctors are approximately 10% as smart as they think they are, good luck with that.

Thanks for the updates, guys. This changes everything. My current odds.

1.)First poor bastard to croak:
Wolfman -1120
JSC +10


2.) Next hospital admittance:
Wolfman -3500
JSC +30

3.) Years left on earth before becoming wormfood:

Din's liver - 120
Wolfman and JSC (combined #) +110



Bet heavy or don't bet at all, bitches.

It might help stop the obstruction if you'd just stop shoving random objects up your ass.

Jsc810 wrote:sigmoidectomy

On a golf course somewhere in the South, a ruddy faced man with a resemblance to a traffice cone is sprinting to the clubhouse to find a computer.

Wolfman wrote:I'll take that for $15-
we'll let BSmack hold the money !

Lo and behold - RACK!!

Wolfman wrote:I'll take that for $15-
we'll let BSmack hold the money.........for 20 years or so !

ftfy.

Thanks for the information Wolfman. I'll mark my calendar and look forward to that. It'll be great great great!!!

Dan, go dine on penis in Gehenna, you blisteringly simple-minded grit-baster.