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Loser
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:40 am
by poptart
Donkey Running Back, Travis Henry
Henry, 28, has fathered nine children by nine women in at least four Southern states and has been ordered by various judges to provide child support for seven of them, according to court records involving one child living in DeKalb County.
Although he signed a five-year, $22.5 million contract with the Broncos this off-season that guarantees him $12 million, Henry's lawyer says, "He doesn't have any money."
Bankrupt and dead in prison -- w/a chancre-riddled ding dong -- is no way to end your life, son.
I'm sure his spawn will
all end up being credits to society, though.
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:34 pm
by BSmack
What's the problem? He's a good running back. He was just a little irresponsible with his hog.
Sin
DenverPaul
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:30 pm
by Bobby42
Dude doesn't believe in condoms. Number could have been much higher. Maybe it is.
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:18 pm
by RevLimiter
BSmack wrote:What's the problem? He's a good running back. He was just a little irresponsible with his hog.
Sin
DenverPaul
Last time I checked it takes two....tell me you knew.
It's reprehensible to be sure, but let's just make one thing PERFECTLY clear: these hookers know what they're doing when they let the aforementioned "hog" up in them.
And having made this point, where should this rate on the Athlete-Outrage-Ometer? Are single moms with kids going to picket the NFL offices? Will there be lots of talk this week on the sports shows about whether Travis should be suspended by the Broncos? Isn't not feeding/clothing/caring for your kids a worse problem than is an interstate gambling operation using pit bulls to fight each other?
As a nation, we sure have some screwed up priorities.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:10 am
by poptart
RevLimiter wrote:BSmack wrote:What's the problem? He's a good running back. He was just a little irresponsible with his hog.
Sin
DenverPaul
Last time I checked it takes two....tell me you knew.
It's reprehensible to be sure, but let's just make one thing PERFECTLY clear: these hookers know what they're doing when they let the aforementioned "hog" up in them.
And having made this point, where should this rate on the Athlete-Outrage-Ometer? Are single moms with kids going to picket the NFL offices? Will there be lots of talk this week on the sports shows about whether Travis should be suspended by the Broncos? Isn't not feeding/clothing/caring for your kids a worse problem than is an interstate gambling operation using pit bulls to fight each other?
As a nation, we sure have some screwed up priorities.
I'm not being funny.
Fess up.
Where did this take come from?
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:36 am
by War Wagon
No shit, 'tart. No doubt another plagiarized "take".
C & P - Paul, who do think you're fooling? Fer chistsakes, at least doctor it up a little bit to make it not quite so obvious.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:26 am
by King Crimson
i've yet to see anything about it on the Denver news. Bronco Pravda is pretty amazing to watch up close, really. though, i have seen the Atlanta J-C article.
Henry is the next "Terrell" and Cutler the next "Elway".....blah blah blah....
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:53 am
by RevLimiter
poptart wrote:I'm not being funny.
Fess up.
Where did this take come from?
Seems to me that what I said is just old fashioned common sense. Am I wrong?
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:29 pm
by Goober McTuber
RevLimiter wrote:poptart wrote:I'm not being funny.
Fess up.
Where did this take come from?
Seems to me that what I said is just old fashioned common sense.
Coming from you would make it common, but coming from you would not point to it making sense.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:17 pm
by Headhunter
RevLimiter wrote: these hookers know what they're doing when they let the aforementioned "hog" up in them.
So you're going to the "she just wanted to get paid, that's why I came inside her" defense?
If you knock some hooker up, you're still responsible for support regardless of her intentions.
I think a more appropriate course of action is a cap on Child Support. Look at Strahan'ss Ex-Hooker. She's getting $18,000 a month. It doesn't take $18,000 a month to feed/clothe/shelter a child. Child support should be for the very basics to sustain life. Not Lifestyle.
A decent father would make sure his kids maintain a certain lifestyle even after he's divorced their mother. But that shouldn't be court mandated.
Henry is still an irresponsible fuck, though. He's going to be a penniless fuck in ten years.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:11 pm
by War Wagon
RevLimiter wrote:
Seems to me that what I said is just old fashioned common sense.
Except that YOU didn't say it. You simply C & P'ed someone elses words from another site and dropped it in here trying to pass it off as if they were your own thoughts.
Again.
Am I wrong?
Ask that question after the ensuing pile-on reaches page 2.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:22 pm
by OCmike
It's fitting thought that Paul C&P'ed another post in this thread, since I thought (from the title) that it was going to be about him anyway.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:43 pm
by Neely8
War Wagon wrote:RevLimiter wrote:
Seems to me that what I said is just old fashioned common sense.
Except that YOU didn't say it. You simply C & P'ed someone elses words from another site and dropped it in here trying to pass it off as if they were your own thoughts.
Again.
Am I wrong?
Ask that question after the ensuing pile-on reaches page 2.
Did he really? AGAIN? Do we have proof of this?
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:48 pm
by BSmack
Neely8 wrote:War Wagon wrote:Except that YOU didn't say it. You simply C & P'ed someone elses words from another site and dropped it in here trying to pass it off as if they were your own thoughts.
Again.
Did he really? AGAIN? Do we have proof of this?
Other than the post being written in readable and lucid manner that is totally unlike Paul's normal posting style?
Not yet.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:55 pm
by War Wagon
Neely8 wrote:
Do we have proof of this?
ATHLETE-OUTRAGE-OMETER
That was the sure fire give away and all the proof needed.
And notice that Plagiarist Paul didn't deny the accusation, and there you have it.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:13 pm
by KC Scott
BSmack wrote:Neely8 wrote:War Wagon wrote:Except that YOU didn't say it. You simply C & P'ed someone elses words from another site and dropped it in here trying to pass it off as if they were your own thoughts.
Again.
Did he really? AGAIN? Do we have proof of this?
Other than the post being written in readable and lucid manner that is totally unlike Paul's normal posting style?
Not yet.
Agreed - I've been reading....... errr scrolling.... KC&Pl for a few years and there is no way his itty bitty brain managed to construct that post.
Paul is many things, but humorus and original are not among them.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:28 pm
by Cosmo Kramer
Bobby42 wrote:Dude doesn't believe in condoms. Number could have been much higher. Maybe it is.
A condom is only a place to live, how could it keep someone for getting the pregnant? Just keepin it real!!!!
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:36 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
RevLimiter wrote:Last time I checked it takes two....tell me you knew.
It's reprehensible to be sure, but let's just make one thing PERFECTLY clear: these hookers know what they're doing when they let the aforementioned "hog" up in them.
And having made this point, where should this rate on the Athlete-Outrage-Ometer? Are single moms with kids going to picket the NFL offices? Will there be lots of talk this week on the sports shows about whether Travis should be suspended by the Broncos? Isn't not feeding/clothing/caring for your kids a worse problem than is an interstate gambling operation using pit bulls to fight each other?
As a nation, we sure have some screwed up priorities.
Paul mashed out the 1st line of the reply about "it taking two" and the rest is a definite copy/paste job. You can tell because the language doesn't really flow from the 1st line into the rest of the post.
My guess is that he just capitalized the word below...
"but let's just make one thing PERFECTLY clear:"
... and then passed off the thoughts as his own. Someone will find the original... it's just a matter of time.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:41 pm
by RumpleForeskin
I think I heard or read somewhere that Travis Kemp is trying to get an advance from the Denver front office so he can take care of this. As big as an idiot this guy is to spend the million he already received on his new contract and to father 9 children with 9 different women, I will cut him a little slack for trying to at least pay the child support.
Oh, and that "it takes two" bullshit is exactly that. Who cares what the women know. Its all on Travis to take responsibility if he is going to fuck a bunch of different women. The NFL even teaches you this when you are a rookie and if my memory serves me correct he wasn't drafted by the 49ers, so you know he received the proper advice.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:14 pm
by DallasFanatic
BWAHAHAHAHA.
Way to start off the season on the wrong foot Paul. Geez, you would think you would've learned from your first screw up. Keep running laps until the Board says stop.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:55 pm
by War Wagon
DallasFanatic wrote:Keep running laps until the Board says stop.
Sadist.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:53 pm
by godzilla2002
King Crimson wrote:Henry is the next "Terrell" and Cutler the next "Elway".....blah blah blah....
Link?
Please try and separate common belief from some knob at the water cooler tickling your ass with bullshit! I’ve yet to hear anyone compare Henry to Davis or Cutler to Elway
Sorry to get off the topic... “Loser”… No doubt KC&PPaull copied that take!
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:36 pm
by KC Scott
Rack R-Jack for finding the smoking gun
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:36 pm
by Tiny
Well....
There....you......go!!!!
That's about it, time for the fat lady to start her solo.
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:34 pm
by War Wagon
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Someone will find the original... it's just a matter of time.
Nice call ucant and nice find R-Jack.
I think this may have finally driven the stake thru Pauls' coagulated heart and ended the misery (both his and ours) once and for all. God, I hope so.
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:57 pm
by poptart
RACK R-Jack!
He who ignores history is doomed to repeat it.
- KC Paul
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:36 pm
by Mike the Lab Rat
I just don't get why anyone would ever steal material from another poster.
Plagiarizing in an attempt to impress a bunch of internet geeks that you'll probably never meet in person just doesn't seem worth the grief when you (inevitably) get outed. The fact that we "hang" on the 'net would seem to indicate that the locals on the board probably have the ability to use google and similar tools to detect blatant lifting of material. Hell, even my 9th graders know enough to mix in a thesaurus to change SOME of the words when trying to hide plagiarized material.
Doing it repeatedly -and getting caught repeatedly- just shows a glaring deviation from the normal chromosome count.
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:02 pm
by RadioFan
Mike the Lab Rat wrote:Doing it repeatedly -and getting caught repeatedly- just shows a glaring deviation from the normal chromosome count.
Yep. The level of idiocy is more than a bit higher than astounding and/or disturbing, and it's almost a year, to the day. He was banned for a few weeks last year, if I recall.
Perhaps CCPaul is in need of an A&E TV "Intervention," for message board users.
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:13 pm
by Felix
remember, Paul is the victim here.....
what a fucking putz.....
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:23 am
by poptart
I had no idea how very appropriate this thread title would turn out to be.
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:00 pm
by BSmack
Jsc810 wrote:Hall of Fame thread.
Indeed it is. Who would have thought a simple Derrick Thomas reset would have inspired Paul to self plunger himself in such an utterly epic manner? Even funnier, though Paul obviously plagiarized, he managed to do so in such a way that he demonstrated both a complete lack of originality and a total lack of understanding the point the original poster was making.
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:02 pm
by BBMarley
Lets be fair everyone- it was preseason at the time. Paul is just getting himself up to regular season form. What a dumb shit...
And on another point- Rack RadioFan's new Avatar
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:03 pm
by indyfrisco
I'm thinking another timeout is sounding good for the shitstain right about now.
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:27 pm
by Goober McTuber
IndyFrisco wrote:I'm thinking another timeout is sounding good for the shitstain right about now.
I’m not sure you have to. Isn’t he too embarrassed to show his face in here about now?
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:30 pm
by Neely8
Goober McTuber wrote:IndyFrisco wrote:I'm thinking another timeout is sounding good for the shitstain right about now.
I’m not sure you have to. Isn’t he too embarrassed to show his face in here about now?
He is still posting in the Motorsports forum...
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:32 pm
by BBMarley
Goober McTuber wrote:IndyFrisco wrote:I'm thinking another timeout is sounding good for the shitstain right about now.
I’m not sure you have to. Isn’t he too embarrassed to show his face in here about now?
Apparently not: (posted a few days after he was busted again)
RevLimiter wrote:I guess I'M starting to get the hang of this plagiarism thing.
I guess so....
COMPLETE board melt in 5....4....3....2....1....
Asshole just doesn't see how pathetic this is. Personally- I don't know if a timeout is necessary. If he is dumb enough to come in here and get plungered every time he posts something- more power to him!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:09 pm
by DallasFanatic
The plungerings will get old Marley and we will have to read...errrr scroll over his shit posts. I think a timeout is necessary. If Wade Wilson gets five games for coaching while using HGH, than RuPaul Walker Lindh should get 5 games for being a tard.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:20 am
by poptart
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:00 am
by RevLimiter
DallasFanatic wrote:The plungerings will get old Marley and we will have to read...errrr scroll over his shit posts. I think a timeout is necessary. If Wade Wilson gets five games for coaching while using HGH, than RuPaul Walker Lindh should get 5 games for being a tard.
Hmmm....no timeout, huh DF? You motherfuckers crack my ass up....do some of you even read the childish shit you post? Oh, and I'm still waiting for the "plungerings" to take place too.
I GOT OVER. PERIOD (that one's for you, Wags).
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:11 am
by poptart
You're the board rodeo clown, Paul.
And it's all you'll ever be.
Sorry you had to find out this way.