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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:13 pm
by Goober McTuber
ABBOTSFORD, Wis. -- Police said that two men who were driving the same pickup truck have been cited for driving drunk in central Wisconsin.

Police stopped a truck in Abbotsford recently and found Harvey Miller, 43, was steering the truck. Miller has no legs.

Officers said that Edwin Marzinske, 55, was operating the gas pedals and brake.

The police report said Miller admitted he was too drunk to drive, but argued he wasn't actually operating the truck because he couldn't push the gas pedal. Officers disagreed and cited him for drunken driving, third offense.

Marzinske was cited for his second drunken-driving offense.

Both men were also cited for operating a vehicle after revocation.

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:44 pm
by RumpleForeskin
They should really take their act on the road. :rimshot

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:08 pm
by Derron
Shouldn't this be with the drunk midget thread ??

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:28 pm
by Bobby42
What the fuck are you talking about?

/s/
The Great Ahmed Kahn