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Huh?

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:09 pm
by RumpleForeskin
What a bitch.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070829/ap_ ... O3GGBI2ocA
NEW YORK - Leona Helmsley's dog will continue to live an opulent life, and then be buried alongside her in a mausoleum. But two of Helmsley's grandchildren got nothing from the late luxury hotelier and real estate billionaire's estate.

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Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund, according to her will, which was made public Tuesday in surrogate court.

She also left millions for her brother, Alvin Rosenthal, who was named to care for Trouble in her absence, as well as two of four grandchildren from her late son Jay Panzirer — so long as they visit their father's grave site once each calendar year.

Otherwise, she wrote, neither will get a penny of the $5 million she left for each.

Helmsley left nothing to two of Jay Panzirer's other children — Craig and Meegan Panzirer — for "reasons that are known to them," she wrote.

But no one made out better than Trouble, who once appeared in ads for the Helmsley Hotels, and lived up to her name by biting a housekeeper.

"I direct that when my dog, Trouble, dies, her remains shall be buried next to my remains in the Helmsley mausoleum," Helmsley wrote in her will.

The mausoleum, she ordered, must be "washed or steam-cleaned at least once a year." She left behind $3 million for the upkeep of her final resting place in Westchester County, where she is buried with her husband, Harry Helmsley.

She also left her chauffeur, Nicholas Celea, $100,000.

She ordered that cash from sales of the Helmsley's residences and belongings, reported to be worth billions, be sold and that the money be given to the Leona M. and Harry B. Helmsley Charitable Trust.

Her longtime spokesman, Howard Rubenstein, had no comment.

Helmsley died earlier this month at her Connecticut home. She became known as a symbol of 1980s greed and earned the nickname "the Queen of Mean" after her 1988 indictment and subsequent conviction for tax evasion. One employee had quoted her as snarling, "Only the little people pay taxes."

Re: Huh?

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:38 pm
by Goober McTuber
RumpleForeskin wrote:What a bitch.
Are you talking about the Maltese?

Re: Huh?

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:42 pm
by Kierland
RumpleForeskin wrote:What a bitch.
She gave 5mil to the 'good' grandkids and told the 'bad' ones why they were not getting any. Set her driver up with some caysh and left the rest to charity. Sounds like she was nicer in her will than she was for most of her life.

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:52 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Ok, that is fine but giving 12 million to your dog and NOTHING to two of your grandchildren? That is wrong on so many levels.

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:00 pm
by Shoalzie
Bad News Kennels would love to get their hands on that mutt, don't ya think?

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:02 pm
by OCmike
Why? If the kids were assholes then fuck them.

Were I to have that kind of scratch, there are family members that I would leave cash to and others that I would not. If I had grandkids, I'd probably leave them all some $$, unless they were some kind of serious delinquent or criminal, but it's her money so it's her call.

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:06 pm
by RumpleForeskin
OCmike wrote:Why? If the kids were assholes then fuck them.

Were I to have that kind of scratch, there are family members that I would leave cash to and others that I would not. If I had grandkids, I'd probably leave them all some $$, unless they were some kind of serious delinquent or criminal, but it's her money so it's her call.
Yeah, its her money but $12 million to a fucking dog? I love my dog and would want the best for him if I were to go before him, but his ass is not getting a large amount of jack from me. Maybe I would leave a few hundy to cover a couple of years of expenses but that is it.

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:08 pm
by Smackie Chan
OCmike wrote:If the kids were assholes then fuck them.
No shit. Maybe next time they'll think twice about not making a macaroni, glitter, and paste piece of art for Grandma to hang on her fridge.

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:16 pm
by RumpleForeskin
R-Jack wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote: I love my dog and would want the best for him if I were to go before him, but his ass is not getting a large amount of jack from me.
With your wife's grocery bill, you would HAVE to be Leona Helmsley if your dog was going to see a red cent.
This has got be a new personal best for me. A thread I started and we got 9 posts in before the wife blast. Thank you all.