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Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:42 pm**

So, how are you left coast fukks holding up? I hear you're having rolling blackouts as the power grid is strained beyond capacity. And here I thought California never had any extreme weather.

We're feeling pretty concerned and sympathetic around the rest of the country. Please let us know that you're doing ok and haven't broken a sweat yet.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:02 am**

Stick to being a clueless idiot. You don't know shit.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:35 am**

Oh, I'm sorry AP. Wrong response.

See, I was asking how the weather was in Cali, not how the weather is in that dark place where your head resides. I already know the answer to that.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:50 am**

War Wagon wrote:I was asking how the weather was in Cali, not how the weather is in that dark place where your head resides. I already know the answer to that.

You've been there?!?

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:02 am**

No Smartass Chan, but let's just say that Atomic Bedwetter is in a rather continuous state of "rolling blackout" and leave it at that.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:20 am**

Wags is probably the unfunniest/unbanned KC tard poster there is. Rehashing unfunny bullshit, and creating a subject about something said tard knows nothing about... is not surprising.

You are hoping Smackie bails you out too as evidence in your nutsack swinging reply.

Loser.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:27 am**

Rehashing?

Umm, are you trying to usurp Pauls' place or just run a proxy?

I didn't "create" the subject you brain dead moron, I simply commented on it. As for swinging on someone elses nutsack... what?

Nice job of adding 1+2 and getting 13, pond swill.

Go find some other board to make a fool of yourself.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:40 am**

Wow, Wags is projecting now. He is an expert on rolling blackouts and now is stuck with the local KC Tard stigma. He can't find a way out of it and has let go of his initial subject of this thread.

Tell me all you know about the California rolling blackouts. You aren't Dins enough to discuss it to where it would look credible... but take a shot anyway Wags.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:55 am**

I'm no expert and don't pretend to be. I simply made reference to it, and here you come along acting the fool.

So AP, please to display your expertise on the situation. That's why I started the thread, not so you could do a faceplant in the shallow end. Well, that and to snicker at the Cali's who never seem to get enough yucks over their weather compared to the rest of the country.

Or.. you could just toodle along to some other board and find a topic that somebody else started and call them a dipshit. That appears to be the way you roll.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:18 am**

106 here today. Verrah hot. The AC was running all day, but with no rolloloing blackmeouts.

The pool is now 91 degrees even without having any heat for two months, and hardly worth jumping into....well it does feel good to sit under the waterfall.

Went to the movies this afternoon. Balls of Fury is marginally funny, but I would recommend waiting until it comes out in DVD.

106 in Fallbrook, CA is at least 30 degrees better than anything in Misery, Kansass or any other flyover state, even with all the Mejicanos out and about looking for yard work.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:22 am**

Yeah Whitey, I'm suffering.

It was 100 today.

No humidity.

No mosquitos. (you know em as "skeeters")

CENTRAL AC working fine. No holes in my walls, no window units.

At 9 pm, it was about 85, with a light cool breeze. It's like that here at night

No humidity.

No mosquitos.

My power never went out.

My pool never got too hot, but I had to clorine the sumbitch. Once.

Thank me for the roof top solar unit. Drops the pool water about 6 degrees after dark.

I tell ya. I can barely stand it.

I'm going to have to go swim now.

You?

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:02 am**

It was about 99 here in O'side today. (93 inside my grandfathers house!!)

I have A/C in my room right now, so I was chillin' at about 72 for most of the day.

No black-outs for us today, although I did see a black GUY walking his 2 "standard poodles" down our street.

Mikey, gimme a call when that bitch hits about 80 degrees, will ya?! (the pool)

Do you have a slide?!

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:10 am**

Heat wave? It's supposed to be between 87 and 89 tomorrow for a high. It was hot most of last week and may bump into the mid-90's during this week, but that's about the norm here in late August / early Sept.

I remember one August it seemed like the entire month was at or above 100. Now THAT sucked. It was about 10 or 11 years ago. I remember seeing my energy bill double for that month.

The best time of year to live here is Spring and Fall. The Winters are usually pretty mild too.

We don't have rolling blackouts anymore. That was one year after they deregulated the utilities. SMUD (local energy provider) opted out of the Cal-ISO grid and they get their own power, so we don't have to deal with that anymore.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:45 am**

Thanks for the concern WorryWagon,

It's good to know you care,

Isn't there some submerged town or anything "twister" related locally that I can direct my Red Cross Donation to? At least one that you can personally verify to an Interweb Pal?

I hate losing track of "pity" cash.
Thanks in advance.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:13 am**

Whiteys about due for a fence upgrade. Maybe you could ship the pity cash to him.

Oh Hell. He lives in KC. Just get his address.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:20 pm**

I would like to rack the hell out of the high pressure system or global warming or god or whatever the hell it is that has built a heat and humidity fence somewhere arounf PA. The entire month of august had a few warm days in the 90s, but, overall, it's been downright frigid up here in the U & R.

Whitey, do you really want to run weather smack at anybody, particularly the southwest? I've been in 106 4% humidity. It's really not bad. I would say it is a hell of alot nicer than anything you get from about mid april through late september. I lived 3 years in Nashville. I actually liked it for the most part except for the absolutely horrific summers and the damn near as horrible cold wet winter. The 6 nice days in october and 3 nice days in march didn't quite make up for it.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:35 pm**

smackaholic wrote:I would like to rack the hell out of the high pressure system or global warming or god or whatever the hell it is that has built a heat and humidity fence somewhere arounf PA. The entire month of august had a few warm days in the 90s, but, overall, it's been downright frigid up here in the U & R.

I guess we just picked the wrong day to visit Boston. It was 97 when we were out there trying to walk the "Freedon Trail", and f'ing miserable. We did make it all the way to Bunker Hill (we skipped standing in line to climb around on the Constitution) but decided to take a cab back across the bridge.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:43 pm**

War Wagon wrote:So, how are you left coast fukks holding up?

Going to be a blistering 75 today. Mid/upper 80's the rest of the week. There was even a few raindrops last night, a rarity for this time of year, but some even leaked over the mountains and helped slow down some fires (not such a rarity this time of year).

I'm holding up OK. Thanks for the concern. If the weather was any more perfect, I'd like have to panic or something.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:12 pm**

War Wagon wrote:I'm no expert and ....

So AP, please to display your expertise on the situation. That's why I started the thread...

I'll bet it was.

Yes, this is a tard-authored "bait thread" as you will. So far Whitey, you don't seem to be showing ANY credibility. Must be the gasses coming out of the KC waters overpowering you. Oh, but the KC water thing is like rolling blackouts also.

Tell me you knew.

Fuckin' idiot.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:19 pm**

Atomic Punk wrote:
War Wagon wrote:I'm no expert and ....

So AP, please to display your expertise on the situation. That's why I started the thread...
I'll bet it was.

Yes, this is a tard-authored "bait thread" as you will.

66% of the threads in this place fall under this category. (give or take a percent)

This one was just poorly thought out, IMO.

BTW:

87 degrees in O'side today, 51% humidity.
91 degrees in KC today, 41% "humility".

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:29 pm**

I spent a week at the central cali coast last week and have about 180 pics to display. I was wearing a fleece top most of the time. I'll post pics in a new thread in a few days.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:49 pm**

Mister Bushice wrote:No mosquitos. (you know em as "skeeters")

That’s a RACK!

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:55 pm**

Atomic Punk wrote: Must be the gasses coming out of the KC waters overpowering you. Oh, but the KC water thing is like rolling blackouts also.

Wow. You slunk back in here to post that?!?

Hmm... how to respond to such an EPIC blast?

Ouch, but I just can't do it. I'm overmatched. Your smack is fresh and tight. It's beyond anything that I could possibly match. I'll have to wave the white flag here, and give you bode.

That was awesome, dude.

ps; Can I have an autographed pic of you in your fleece top? That would be swell.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:15 pm**

War Wagon wrote:
Wow. You slunk back in here to post that?!?

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:18 pm**

Dinsdale wrote: I'm holding up OK. Thanks for the concern.

Why, you're quite welcome Mr. Dinsdale. Glad to hear it.

Since AP smacked me into next week I've decided to turn over a new leaf. I won't even bother pointing out that I was talking about Socal left coast fukks, not U & L left coast fukks.

Yes, yes Dins. I know you hate to be left out of any conversation that involves weather, the left coast, and fukks, so I understand.

Thanks for your kind response to this innocuous little topic. Someone with a meaner streak would have joined the pile-on and virtually run me off the Board until December when the Reindeer make their annual pilgrimage...

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:28 pm**

cinderella_undercover wrote: 66% of the threads in this place fall under this category. (give or take a percent)

This one was just poorly thought out, IMO.

Really?

I'll be sure to consult you next time before starting a topic. You seem to be an expert and even have percentages ciphered. It just isn't worth the risk of drawing the ire of the likes of AP with a topic that's poorly thought out.

Excuse while I go hide in the basement in shame. Wait... I don't have a basement.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:27 pm**

War Wagon wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote: 66% of the threads in this place fall under this category. (give or take a percent)

This one was just poorly thought out, IMO.
Really?

I'll be sure to consult you next time before starting a topic. You seem to be an expert and even have percentages ciphered. It just isn't worth the risk of drawing the ire of the likes of AP with a topic that's poorly thought out.

Excuse while I go hide in the basement in shame. Wait... I don't have a basement.

Alright then, I'll wait to hear from you.

Oh, and forget about the basement........just wear your "helmet of shame".

(equipped with a search light to help find your tuchis, after having it ripped from you time and time again)

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:33 pm**

That looks a lot like his fork lift driving helmet. The red light on top flashes when he backs up.

Not sure if it flashes when he backs up the forklift, though.

I wonder what happened to the first six helmets?

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:43 pm**

cinderella_undercover wrote: Alright then, I'll wait to hear from you.

I can dig that. It's cool having a hot chick wait on you.

Do you also wait on AP? You two seem to be an item. Is he your fluffer on another board, and will he get jealous?

Is that your fleece shirt he's wearing?

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:09 am**

Your last 3 replies to other posters had me included in your attempts at smack. It would be cheesy to say I was in your dome, since that's not current smack.

Go figure... you fucked up KC retarded forklift driver. Ooooh, forklift driver smack is fresh huh? Well, you live in KC with your banned butt buddies... that's shame enough.

Fuckin' moron.

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:58 am**

War Wagon wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote: Alright then, I'll wait to hear from you.
Do you also wait on AP? You two seem to be an item. Is he your fluffer on another board, and will he get jealous?

He's on my short list.

War Wagon wrote: Is that your fleece shirt he's wearing?

No, but that's my bra he's wearing underneath.

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:23 am**

cinderella_undercover wrote: ...that's my bra he's wearing underneath.

Just a loaner, I trust.

seriously, was there like ever a point when you said to yourself, yeah, I'm going to get with this loser AP guy?

That's frightening. I'm thinking PUS might offer you more gratification, but far be it from me to tell a lady whom they may date. That's on you.

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:26 am**

She is on the winning side. Cali girl likes Cali men.

Her bra, my fleece:

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:37 am**

Like "Barbarella" and stuff.

Is that a 38DD?

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:49 am**

36 D. I know the tardwagon WANTS to think I am stroking and chocking the chicken... but it's better to let the flyover residents think they are getting over.

I can PM you a pic of me wearing something she wanted to see.

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:54 am**

I'll take it.

Wait, were you asking ME?

I'll take it.

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:31 am**

Atomic Punk wrote: I can PM you a pic of me wearing something she wanted to see.

The desperation drips.

Get a room, you lovestruck plebes. This ain't it.

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:39 am**

No Whitey Wags... you simply "don't get it." That's what is so fun in this thread. Me? I get it. You? You don't get it even if you have to pay for it..

Big diff whitey waggs. Big diff....

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:29 am**

War Wagon wrote: The desperation drips.

Get a room, you lovestruck plebes. This ~~ain't it~~ one's already taken.

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