looks like big bad U&L wilderness not so tough afterall.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:36 am

76 year old woman found after 2 weeks chillin' in woods.

I'm sure that the U&L woods will up it's game in a few months when winter arrives though.

rack that old broad for whiping her cock on the U&L woods' curtains, even if it was during the off season.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:37 pm

Unfortunately for Steve Fossett the Nevada desert tends to be not auite so forgiving in the summer.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:48 pm

Mikey wrote:Unfortunately for Steve Fossett the Nevada desert tends to be not auite so forgiving in the summer.

Didn't file a flight plan and appears to have not installed a homing beacon.

'bode Darwin.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:51 pm

BSmack wrote:Didn't file a flight plan

Well, he probably didn’t plan on crashing.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:52 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:Didn't file a flight plan
Well, he probably didn’t plan on crashing.

Should have filed a crash plan.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:22 pm

It was 10 days.

It was near Baker City, OR, which is pretty much Idaho, and is definitely stretching the limits of "U&L."

The news story I read said the temps were down into the 30's at night -- typical for that area. What it doesn't say is that it was pushing triple-digits in the day.

But what did you expect? We're not talking about a californian, a Texan, or a New Yorker(the origins of the high-profile stiffs that Mother U&L has decided were newsworthy in the last year). We're talking about an Oregonian. A 76 year old Oregon woman who has immeasurable BODE over healthy young adult males from cali, Texas, and New York.

RACK Doris Anderson for reminding the rest of the country who's tough, and who has wildernessBODE.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:34 pm

And in other new from almost the U&L ("almost" added because no one outside of Spuncouver would ever want to admit to living in the same region as Vantucky) --

VANCOUVER, Wash. (AP) - A man in Vancouver, Washington, says he sliced off the ear of an intruder after several men broke into his house.

Police say the ear was recovered in the home, and two men have been arrested for investigation of first-degree burglary. Police say the incident took place at a home near East 33rd Street and X Street in Vancouver.

The man whose ear was severed was located at a hospital in the area. Police reportedly matched the severed body part to a man in the hospital.

It's not immediately clear why the attackers broke into the home late Tuesday night and threatened the 28-year-old resident, but police say the attackers and the victim apparently knew each other.

Note to self -- Self, if you ever decide to take up a life of crime, and figure it's in your best interest to persue home invasions across the Creek as a profession... make sure to avoid this guy's house.

Maybe the intruders were trying to steal a valuable Van Gogh?

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:23 pm

She was out Bow Hunting when she got lost. Not suprising she can take care of herself.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:23 pm

did someone say "bow-hunting" ?
kill 'em and grill 'em !!

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:26 pm

BSmack wrote:
Mikey wrote:Unfortunately for Steve Fossett the Nevada desert tends to be not auite so forgiving in the summer.
Didn't file a flight plan and appears to have not installed a homing beacon.

'bode Darwin.

He's an attention whore, so this whole thing may be a big PR stunt. That, or he's dead.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:15 pm

Wolfman wrote:

did someone say "bow-hunting" ?
kill 'em and grill 'em !!

Whack them and stack them...

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:19 pm

Ace wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Mikey wrote:Unfortunately for Steve Fossett the Nevada desert tends to be not auite so forgiving in the summer.
Didn't file a flight plan and appears to have not installed a homing beacon.

'bode Darwin.
He's an attention whore, so this whole thing may be a big PR stunt. That, or he's dead.

Novel idea here.. but a lot of pilots don't file a flight plan or get flight following on cruise flights. Take her up and see where we go from there happens a lot...

ELT's are required on all aircraft....but don't always work.....you can put a plane down like he was in hard enough to fuck it and yourself up, but not enough to set the ELT off. And then again you auger in at 150 knots there ain't going to be much to find from the air anyway.

Guys like him tend to be pilots that think they can make a plane do things it simply was not made to do. There are no old and bold pilots.

War Box Canyons.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:21 pm

Dinsdale wrote:And in other new from almost the U&L ("almost" added because no one outside of Spuncouver would ever want to admit to living in the same region as Vantucky) --

VANCOUVER, Wash. (AP) - A man in Vancouver, Washington, says he sliced off the ear of an intruder after several men broke into his house.

Police say the ear was recovered in the home, and two men have been arrested for investigation of first-degree burglary. Police say the incident took place at a home near East 33rd Street and X Street in Vancouver.

The man whose ear was severed was located at a hospital in the area. Police reportedly matched the severed body part to a man in the hospital.

It's not immediately clear why the attackers broke into the home late Tuesday night and threatened the 28-year-old resident, but police say the attackers and the victim apparently knew each other.

Note to self -- Self, if you ever decide to take up a life of crime, and figure it's in your best interest to persue home invasions across the Creek as a profession... make sure to avoid this guy's house.

Maybe the intruders were trying to steal a valuable Van Gogh?

Nothing good could happen on a street named " X Street ".

Maybe a drug deal gone bad ?? No way ...

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:33 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
RACK Doris Anderson for reminding the rest of the country who's tough, and who has wildernessBODE; and was dumb enough to put her old ass in a position of getting lost and
jeopardizing her life; along with spending taxpayer money to fund rescue efforts...

FTFY@NC

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:36 pm

Derron wrote:Novel idea here.. but a lot of pilots don't file a flight plan or get flight following on cruise flights. Take her up and see where we go from there happens a lot...

ELT's are required on all aircraft....but don't always work.....you can put a plane down like he was in hard enough to fuck it and yourself up, but not enough to set the ELT off. And then again you auger in at 150 knots there ain't going to be much to find from the air anyway.

Guys like him tend to be pilots that think they can make a plane do things it simply was not made to do. There are no old and bold pilots.

War Box Canyons.

They make beacons you can carry on your person these days. Were I flying solo, over a desert, with no flight plan, I would at least strap one of those bad boys on me and activate the damn thing.

Of course, it is entirely possible that Fossett landed so hard that he would have rendered that option moot.