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michigan wins by 48. lloyd carr fired after the game. everyone in aa has sex but no one falls pregger. [too many umich fans anyhow, and perhaps mgo and screw deserve a slight reprieve.]

M Club wrote:michigan wins by 48. lloyd carr fired after the game. everyone in aa has sex but no one falls pregger. [too many umich fans anyhow, and perhaps mgo and screw deserve a slight reprieve.]

I'll say oregon wins by 48. lloyd carr extended 25 years with provisions to continue going by gameplans he's left on paper in advance in the event of death. everyone in aa has sex and wakes up next to a trannie with track marks.

Dennis Vick drops 3 rushing TDs, Ducks win by 20 and Carr asks the fans to ignore the loss yet again. Michigan remains 0-0 heading into the ND game. Nobody in AA will have sex because the women are fat and ugly.

This is a great thread.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Carr asks the fans to ignore the loss yet again. Michigan remains 0-0 heading into the ND game.

that's because the only thing that matters is winning the league and going to the rose bowl.

Sin,

these motherfuckers


DUCKS BY 4

Ducks cover the spread, Wolverines win the game...28-24

Shoalzie wrote:Ducks cover the spread, Wolverines win the game...28-24

the only way scU-M wins this game is if they get some home cookin' officiating like oregon did last year against oklahoma. oregon runs a similar offense to appalachian state, and we all know how that went.

Appy state called their plays at the line of scrimmage from the sideline after they saw how Michigans defense lined up. oregon had Dennis dixon call the plays, you think he is as good at it as Appy's coaching staff?
In theory Oregon has better athletes than Appalachin State so even with poorer play calling they should be able to give Michigans D fits

Oregon wins 37-31, nobody in AA has sex except Lloyd Carr who ODs on Viagra when he is trying to fuck the sleeve of Bo Schembechlers old Blazer and Michigan announces the hiring of Urban Meyer who then immediately gets Troy Starr on the phone with all of the second string players from LSU to tells them they will start at Michigan next year

can 88 post some shit or what? Epic creation of literary art my friend.

Rack for 88... funnay shite!

No matter what happens this weekend, Carr stays to finish the season so that Tressel can make Lloyd scream "Uncle!" in November.

Rack 88!

Hats off. That's great work.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Carr asks the fans to ignore the loss yet again. Michigan remains 0-0 heading into the ND game.

that's because the only thing that matters is winning the league and going to the rose bowl.

Sin,

these motherfuckers


DUCKS BY 4

Just when I think you've bottomed out in the class dept....you bless us with this gem.

State or WMU, whomever your claiming this week, should be mediocre enough to garner conf. title talk.

Continue fucking off.

Hey, Michigan State wins Big Ten titles too.

signed,

1987

Fans, analysts, and announcers everywhere continue to mispronounce "Oregon." The Ducks use this as fuel to score 14,000 TDs, enroute to a ... whatever 14,000 X 7 is - to - nothing victory.


Ann Abhorent burns to the ground. Wolverine fans commit mass suicide. Ducks fans take the edge of their day-long alcohol buzz (game starts at 12:30 in the Proper Time Zone) by smoking a bunch of weed.

Michigan still goes to #12 in the polls, with Oregon moving in to #22 as a result of the 98,000 - 0 victory over #12 UM.

All is right in the CFB world.

And when all is said and done, the Beavers still fuck gay sheep, and the Fuskies suck the gnarly jizz out of the sheeps' asses.

WolverineSteve wrote: Just when I think you've bottomed out in the class dept....you bless us with this gem.

State or WMU, whomever your claiming this week, should be mediocre enough to garner conf. title talk.

Continue fucking off.

i could care less what a bunch of wannabe scU-M alums think. post your degree or shut the loving fuck up. regardless of wmu's "status" in 1-A football, i root for my alma mater, unlike 90% of scU-M fans who graduated from mac schools, but still claim "blue blood" and an allegiance to a fan base and school that looks down at michigan's fellow instutions of higher learning.

go fuck yourselves. i thought bo's passing would signal the release of his death grip on the athletic department, and especially football, at scU-M. but i guess i was wrong. like middle eastern arabs, scU-M is more than happy to stay in the stone ages while the rest of college football passes it by. i'm fucking loving it.

you will never live down your disgraceful loss last weekend, no matter how much spinning and deflecting you attempt, and regardless if you "run the table" and make it to the rose bowl, you'll never live down how your vaunted team deservedly lost to a I-AA team in its own crib.

WAR REAPING WHAT YOU FUCKING SOW.

b.s., eastern michigan
m.a., michigan

sad, sad douche. umich is the center of my football world b/c i'm a fan. why's it the center of yours? you'd of thought bo's passing would've signaled the release of his death grip on yr sporting interests, but like middle eastern arabs, yr more interested in blaming the great satan for all yr woes rather than politely clapping when western puts together a mediocre season in a shite football conference.

When you live in this state, you're pretty much raised to be a fan of Michigan or MSU. You choose one side and you stay on that side your whole life. It's no shocker that not every Michigan fan went to Michigan but is that any different than someone being a Yankee fan but doesn't live in New York? Michigan was the side I was encouraged to root for when I was a kid and it's stuck with me. Nobody bags on any Spartan fan that doesn't go to State...why the double standard?

I didn't choose where I went to school because I want to root for their athletics. For what I do for a living now, going to Michigan would've been a waste of money and frankly, I wouldn't have gotten in anyways...I won't hide that fact. Instead, I went to Grand Valley State and the local CC and got a degree and a job...isn't that what college is for anyways?

My sister has an industrial engineering degree from Michigan but does that make her a better Michigan fan than me? Do you think every student on the Ann Arbor campus lives and dies with the football team? Some of them are actually there for an education and don't give two craps about athletics. If you think only true Michigan fans are those who went to school there, then feel that way. I've followed Wolverine football for about as long as I've been a Tigers, Red Wings and Lions fan.

Chad Henne

Henne makes a brutal throw and the defense looks overmatched...where have I seen this before? Hart does look strong and the receivers are making plays...I'm encouraged by that at least so far.

Shoalzie wrote: Instead, I went to Grand Valley State

You should get rid of the M and put up a GV

What is with athletic QBs wearing #10? Yeehaw!

it's looking dire for Michigan. not a lotta skip in the step of the Maize and Gold.

UO looks like they've got 13 players on the field.

Its getting ugly in Ann Arbor.

At least Houston put up a fight

wow, another Duck TD. straight post route.

I'm numb at this point...actually started laughing after that last TD. This is the biggest ass kicking Michigan has taken at the Big House since McNabb and Syracuse in '98. Ironically, they fell to 0-2 after that game as well. Michigan made it respectable in the end but the Orangemen had a 38-7 lead before they took their foot off the pedal.

The future of Michigan warming up. Texas' Ryan Mallett

I'm giving these guys one series to show some life or I'm flipping the game off for good.

RumpleForeskin wrote:The future of Michigan warming up. Texas' Ryan Mallett

He's coming in for the second half. I'm not expecting magic but it'll be a chance for the kid to get some snaps.

In other news, App State up 48-0 on Lenior-Rhyne in the third.

wow. unreal.

So who won?












BwaaH!!!!

Shoalzie wrote:In other news, App State up 48-0 on Lenior-Rhyne in the third.

I laughed....

M Club wrote:b.s., eastern michigan
m.a., michigan

sad, sad douche. umich is the center of my football world b/c i'm a fan. why's it the center of yours? you'd of thought bo's passing would've signaled the release of his death grip on yr sporting interests, but like middle eastern arabs, yr more interested in blaming the great satan for all yr woes rather than politely clapping when western puts together a mediocre season in a shite football conference.

obviously you are as fucking lazy as your football team because you refuse to type out Y-O-U-R. i refuse to believe someone with a masters from U-M doesn't possess the mental aptitude to type out four letters. well, jimmy harbaugh (RACK HIM) would say differently.

fuck you and fuck your football program. live it up, asshat.

Screw_Michigan wrote:obviously you are as fucking lazy as your football team because you refuse to type out Y-O-U-R. i refuse to believe someone with a masters from U-M doesn't possess the mental aptitude to type out four letters. well, jimmy harbaugh (RACK HIM) would say differently.

fuck you and fuck your football program. live it up, asshat.

YOU'RE entirely correct to assume that yr means i don't have a masters from umich. i do, however, have a master's, and what is lazy if it isn't using the shift key while reaching for worthless criticism. name-calling means you don't have a good enough job to afford therapy for yr anger management.