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Back from the GreaT white north for the weekend. Went and coached my 8 yr olds ball game and then headed out for Pizza with the family to Funhouse¨Pizza in good old Raytown (èSup Paulieè)

Funhouse has always had a decent pizza, frosty mugs and now has Karoke on the weekends, mainly for the kids.
Tonight some fat sow parades her little 7 year old daughter up on stage and together they belt out my Lovely Lady Hump for the crowd.
Really fucking special.
The wife and I are looking on in disbelief as Miss Fried twinkie 2007 and her future pole dancing daughter belted this out.
Of courese my 8 year old thinks this is the funniest thing hès ever heard and proceeds to start telling any female within earshot how he likes theyère humps.

On a side note - My new Canadian Dell laptop has replaced apostrophes & quotation marks with whatever the fuck this is: Èè

Bonjour lè fucktèèrs

Whatever 'it' is, Scott, I'm pretty sure Dinsdale will run you for it ....... lefthanded.

Btwzzz, no real surprise to learn that the place Paul calls home is a festering white trash shithole.

poptart wrote:Whatever 'it' is, Scott, I'm pretty sure Dinsdale will run you for it ....... lefthanded.

Btwzzz, no real surprise to learn that the place Paul calls home is a festering white trash shithole.

This JUST in: I don't live there, folks. Truman out front should've told you.

Great moments in White Trashdom:

-- OU: 75
Insert opponent ____ <---- here: 3

-- What? I thought you were driving? (save the TTB resets)

-- NO, I'm NOT a racist ... Thank God we're out of this BLACK neighborhood.

-- Praise Jeeeesus!

-- Heeeaaaallll yeah! Didn't you har me, boy? Texas fucking SUCKS, and the Dallas FUCKIN' Cowboys rule!! Don't mess with Oklahoma!

-- Oh, ya. WiscAAAnsin has the best BAR-B-Q. We no how to cook ribs, don't ya know? What so haaaard about it? All ya gotta do is put some meat on the grill, and it's as good as the PaaaAAckers on game day. What a bunch of TaAAArds ya got here!

-- Yep, just like I sed. Alabama WON today! Time to git the car modified. Billa Joe, go fetch them cinderblocks.

-- Cumin? What are you talking about? If you're going to talk cooking, then let's cook. But please leave the gay part out of it, you fucking illegal fag.

-- Oh good, the cable guy is here! Think he can fetch us up some o' that High Def-i-ni-shun, like they've been talkin' bout, Sam?

And finally,

-- Has anybody got any Bocephus we can crack up?