6 questions

[poptart]

When I was a kid, jumping off the TOP rope in pro wrestling was illegal.
1. Why? What was so heinous about a top rope jump?

2. Which poster here are you sure you could kick the crap out of?

3. Have you ever won a contest? What did you win as a prize?

It seems like this happens w/dogs, but I don't know about human beings.
4. Have you ever accidentally eaten something that was not food, and then verified that it came out when you grunted out a load from your asshole?

5. Did you ever accidentally walk in on someone getting their freak on?

6. What is the greatest musical instrument ever invented?


Whenever I watch tv and someone's name is 'Dick' I think it's awkward but funny.
And like in real life, if a guy's name is Dick, I usually try not to use his name when I speak to him.
Or if he's speaking, sometimes I think to myself, "stfu, Dick."


p.s. Same thing when the word 'boner' is used.

[Headhunter]

I'm pretty sure I could take trev.

[PSUFAN]

Trev might be hard to subdue. I suggest treating her clit like a pacifier, and going with a two finger rapid starfish insertion.

The cookies might burn, but the results would be hard to argue against.

[Goober McTuber]

Whenever I watch tv and someone's name is 'Dick' I think it's awkward but funny.

p.s. Same thing when the word 'boner' is used.

Agreed. Anytime I see U2 on TV, I have to chuckle.

[BSmack]

When I was a kid, jumping off the TOP rope in pro wrestling was illegal.
1. Why? What was so heinous about a top rope jump?

That was back when they were pretending that pro-wrassling was real. Here in NY they had state appointed ring doctors and an actual sanctioning body that could ban wrasslers who crossed the line. After McMahon broke from the state sanctioning body here in NY by calling his business "sports entertainment", all those old school rules went out the window,

2. Which poster here are you sure you could kick the crap out of?

Duchebag. I know I could pummel that loser to within an inch of his life.

3. Have you ever won a contest? What did you win as a prize?

A few sports trivia contests on the local talk radio station. Most recently I scored some ducats to a Rochester Raging Rhinos game.

It seems like this happens w/dogs, but I don't know about human beings.
4. Have you ever accidentally eaten something that was not food, and then verified that it came out when you grunted out a load from your asshole?

If I did, I don't remember it. And I sure as fuck didn't "verify" it by inspecting my own crap.

5. Did you ever accidentally walk in on someone getting their freak on?

A housemate of mine a long time ago.

6. What is the greatest musical instrument ever invented?

Guitar. Nothing else is even close.

[SunCoastSooner]

When I was a kid, jumping off the TOP rope in pro wrestling was illegal.
1. Why? What was so heinous about a top rope jump?

Too dangerous for the midgets...

2. Which poster here are you sure you could kick the crap out of?

I want Rack Fu in a grudge match ;)

3. Have you ever won a contest? What did you win as a prize?

Does the "Quarters" or Team Chugging compition at my local bar during Beer Fest" last year count?

$100 and $50 bar tabs

4. Have you ever accidentally eaten something that was not food, and then verified that it came out when you grunted out a load from your asshole?

A marble as a kid...

5. Did you ever accidentally walk in on someone getting their freak on?

On numerous occasions...

6. What is the greatest musical instrument ever invented?

The Piano

[poptart]

And I sure as fuck didn't "verify" it by inspecting my own crap.

Why not?




These are the people (so far) who I could kick the crap out of:

Derron
SunCoastSooner -- when he was just out of chemo, 72 lbs, or whatever
trev
any of the other chicks

[SunCoastSooner]

And I sure as fuck didn't "verify" it by inspecting my own crap.

Why not?




These are the people (so far) who I could kick the crap out of:

Derron
SunCoastSooner -- when he was just out of chemo, 72 lbs, or whatever
trev
any of the other chicks

It was radiation and I dropped to 118...

Lets take it to the school yard Punk

[PSUFAN]

I could beat the living shit out of Depeche Mode.



Sorry about that, Bace

[Dinsdale]

KMFDM

[Felix]

2. Which poster here are you sure you could kick the crap out of?

I'm sure I could take ChargerMike in his current condition....I'm pretty sure I could take Wolfman too....

there maybe others

[Douchebag]

Which poster here are you sure you could kick the crap out of?

every last PUSSY here. at the same time

[Goober McTuber]

5. Did you ever accidentally walk in on someone getting their freak on?
Accidentally? No.

Props to you, IRIE-Jack LAGOS.

[smackaholic]

1. It's heinous in the same way getting jacked up on roids and busting steel folding chairs over one's dome is fukked up. It is fukking human mutilation and really just needs to go away. The white trash already have maury to entertain them during the day. They can just TiVo it and watch again at night.

2. bobby42, cinderella, TiVO, jess, the entire crew, all of the reindeer, trev.

3. yes, various bullshit ones, but, nothing important enough to remember.

4. yes, a dime. no I didn't bother to recover it. for all I know it's still floating around in my upper GI tract. Pretty sure the colonoscopy would have found it lower down.

5. no

6. guitar. make it SRV's guitar when Stevie was still around to play it.

[RumpleForeskin]

When I was a kid, jumping off the TOP rope in pro wrestling was illegal.
1. Why? What was so heinous about a top rope jump?

I have no idea

2. Which poster here are you sure you could kick the crap out of?

Goobs, SM, Mgo, Neely, PSU, R-Jack, Ken, HH and mv.

3. Have you ever won a contest? What did you win as a prize?

Yes. I won a 10 pound Butterball turkey in 6th grade.

It seems like this happens w/dogs, but I don't know about human beings.
4. Have you ever accidentally eaten something that was not food, and then verified that it came out when you grunted out a load from your asshole?

I really can't comment on this. All I have to say is don't eat cinnamon rolls after glazing your knuckles to a circa 1970's porno. I really wasn't sure if I washed my hands thoroughly before devling in said rolls.

5. Did you ever accidentally walk in on someone getting their freak on?

No, but I was walked in on by my father. I think he just wanted to see her. (Wasn't the wife. Before I was married)

6. What is the greatest musical instrument ever invented?

Drums.

[Mister Bushice]

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3. Have you ever won a contest? What did you win as a prize?

Yes. I won a 10 pound Butterball turkey in 6th grade.

Damn. You've known your wife that long?

[Imus]

Here's a question for you poptart.

What's the difference between a big mac and a blow job.



Ok, then I'll take you to lunch and you can come out as a man muncher on my next show.

[RumpleForeskin]

I'm pretty sure I can beat up MB as well.

[Mister Bushice]

I'd concede. No way I want to end up as a rumplewife sofa cushion when she waddles in to save your ass.

[Terry in Crapchester]

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3. Have you ever won a contest? What did you win as a prize?

Yes. I won a 10 pound Butterball turkey in 6th grade.

Damn. You've known your wife that long?

I'm pretty sure his wife hasn't seen 10 pounds since the time she was still in utero. Just sayin'.

[Mister Bushice]

I figured he just dropped a zero or two.

The butterball part is the real clue.

[Terry in Crapchester]

When I was a kid, jumping off the TOP rope in pro wrestling was illegal.
1. Why? What was so heinous about a top rope jump?

I think Smackaholic pointed this out, but jumping off the top rope was a sure fire sign that the wrestler was a bad guy.

2. Which poster here are you sure you could kick the crap out of?

Paul Simon (reference to a Dio post directed at me).

3. Have you ever won a contest? What did you win as a prize?

I've won several sports trivia contests on the radio, also a few call-in contests. I once won tickets to the Eagles by humiliating myself enough to sing a line of "Lyin' Eyes" on the air. I also won a VIP Pass to see the Bitter Elf during the Buffalo Tour Stop in '01.

It seems like this happens w/dogs, but I don't know about human beings.
4. Have you ever accidentally eaten something that was not food, and then verified that it came out when you grunted out a load from your asshole?

When I was a kid, I swallowed one of those magnetic letters. This freaked out my mom tremendously. She took me to the doctors right away, and after the doctor told her I'd shit it out eventually, I was under orders to inspect my movements until such time as it came out, then report to her.

5. Did you ever accidentally walk in on someone getting their freak on?

Close, but not quite.

When I was in high school, I came inside to take a shower after I finished working out. I had to go looking for a towel, which were kept in a linen closet that you could only get to through my parents' bedroom. I walked in thinking no one was there, and saw them both asleep naked on the bed. Had I been a few minutes earlier, I probably would've seen it.

6. What is the greatest musical instrument ever invented?

Just to be different, since guitar, piano and drums have already been mentioned, I'll go with the bass.

[Patrick Bateman]

I'm almost certain I could beat up Marcus Halberstram. Actually, I would prefer killing him with an axe to the face.

Marcus goes to the same barber as me. Although I have a slightly better haircut.

[rozy]

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Yes. I won a 10 pound Butterball turkey in 6th grade.

Damn. You've known your wife that long?

I'm pretty sure his wife hasn't seen 10 pounds since the time she was still in utero. Just sayin'.

Dude,

Rump knows you can't smack
Bushy knows you can't smack
YOU know you can't smack
422 cheetahs in West Africa know you can't smack
For the love of Jessica Alba DON'T TRY IT!!

And if you just can't help it, and you have to go all Jessnonookie all over the board and try to at least pretend, please have the nads to SAY it instead of JUST say it.........freaking puss.

His wife sees 10 pounds every time she plucks the hairs out of her nose.

Sayin'

[rozy]

So, what were talking about again? Oh.....

6. What is the greatest musical instrument ever invented?

Steel guitar!!!

[KC Scott]

1. Why? What was so heinous about a top rope jump?

Top rope jumping really reached it's apex with Ricky the Dragon Steamboat and Jimmy Superfly Snuka
after that it was just jumping the shark when you'd see Cactus Jack do it

2. Which poster here are you sure you could kick the crap out of?

I could take anybody on this board.......... in foosball (i've got a dynamo tournament table in my basement)

3. Have you ever won a contest? What did you win as a prize?

Yea. I won a car back in '84 or '85 in a radio contest sponsored by 101 here in KC - It was a Yugo. Seriously.
Long story.

It seems like this happens w/dogs, but I don't know about human beings.
4. Have you ever accidentally eaten something that was not food, and then verified that it came out when you grunted out a load from your asshole?

No. and I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't approve of you askin g that question

5. Did you ever accidentally walk in on someone getting their freak on?

Bwa! - Accidently? ...... Don't remember as most times I was highly intoxicated

6. What is the greatest musical instrument ever invented?

My Organ

Whenever I watch tv and someone's name is 'Dick' I think it's awkward but funny.
And like in real life, if a guy's name is Dick, I usually try not to use his name when I speak to him.
Or if he's speaking, sometimes I think to myself, "stfu, Dick."


p.s. Same thing when the word 'boner' is used.

I really don't have those issues, since I work with a bunch of Canadians, now.
Once you get used to calling a dude Michel, you sort of forget about that sort of thing.
Funny but today I was on a conference call with a guy named Jumbi.... Very smart serious individual, but I kept thinking what kind of response he gets when he Opens an executive meeting with "Good Morning, I'm Jumbi"

[PSUFAN]

It would appear that punching KC Paula is like punching sand, or a stack of pillows. I could kick his ass, but I'd like my foot back afterward...wouldn't want to risk it.

[Dinsdale]

Top rope jumping really reached it's apex with Jimmy Superfly Snuka

Who invented "high flying" wrassling...

In Portland, OR, of course. Dude was a U&L staple for years and years, before the WWF took things national. Superfly and Dutch Savage PWN3D! the tag-team championship forever. Then, Rick Martell and Roddy Piper took over for the aging Superfly, while Dutch became the ref you didn't want to piss off.

WAR -- Portland Wrestling

Only an OG U&Ler(sup Derron) would understand... "WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!!!"

[SunCoastSooner]

Top rope jumping really reached it's apex with Jimmy Superfly Snuka

Who invented "high flying" wrassling...

In Portland, OR, of course. Dude was a U&L staple for years and years, before the WWF took things national. Superfly and Dutch Savage PWN3D! the tag-team championship forever. Then, Rick Martell and Roddy Piper took over for the aging Superfly, while Dutch became the ref you didn't want to piss off.

WAR -- Portland Wrestling

Only an OG U&Ler(sup Derron) would understand... "WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!!!"

The Mid South Wrasslin would have kicked the crap out of the U&L...

[Dinsdale]

The Mid South Wrasslin would have kicked the crap out of the U&L...

Dude -- Superfly brought modern "high flying" wrasslin to the world in 1971.


Kind of like saying Babe Ruth would have taken Bob Gibson yard.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Whenever I watch tv and someone's name is 'Dick' I think it's awkward but funny.
And like in real life, if a guy's name is Dick, I usually try not to use his name when I speak to him.
Or if he's speaking, sometimes I think to myself, "stfu, Dick."

Maybe this is just my experience, but the name "Dick" seems to me to be a generational thing. Anyone I've ever met who's name is Richard and who uses "Dick" for short is pretty much 60 years old or older. Younger people named Richard tend to use either "Rick" or "Rich" for short instead.

[smackaholic]

yeah, I'd say you're pretty close on 60 being the cutoff for the name dick.

when did dick, as in you are a dick, become popular? probably 60-70s.

btw, my son's name is Richard. Looks like he's gonna go with Rich, since his mom, myself and most everyone else calls him that.

I kinda think we should start using Rick though. Sounds more manly. Rick is a cool dude. Somebody you'd go drinking with. Rich sounds more like the name of the dude that does the OL's hair.

Anyway, not sure if anybody has called him dick yet, but, he's just in the fourth grade. By the time he's done with jr high, I'm sure he'll be very familiar with it.

[smackaholic]

Top rope jumping really reached it's apex with Jimmy Superfly Snuka

Who invented "high flying" wrassling...

In Portland, OR, of course. Dude was a U&L staple for years and years, before the WWF took things national. Superfly and Dutch Savage PWN3D! the tag-team championship forever. Then, Rick Martell and Roddy Piper took over for the aging Superfly, while Dutch became the ref you didn't want to piss off.

WAR -- Portland Wrestling

Only an OG U&Ler(sup Derron) would understand... "WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!!!"

I remember the first time I saw super fly. Musta been the late 70s-early 80s. Not sure if rasslin' had gone national yet or if he was just was moving around. holly shit that dude could fly. never saw anything like it up to that time.

[Dinsdale]

Musta been the late 70s-early 80s. Not sure if rasslin' had gone national yet

Working from memory, I think it was around '81 that McMahon ruined wrasslin. Of course, he stocked his early stables with all of the Portland Wrestling guys... Superfly, Rowdy Roddy(I think he runs a burrito joint 'round these parts lately), Rick Martell... that was just about a death-blow to Portland Big Time Wrestling, which was by far the most popular of the many regional circuits at the time.

Roddy, Martell, and Johnathan Boyd's epic rivaly with Playboy Buddy Rose (who did a stint in the WWF in the mid 80's as The Executioner) was pretty good stuff for us kids. All the chiseled steroid freak pretty boys aginst the big fat gregarious bad guy, who challenged them to all sorts of silly stuff, and threatened to steal their girlfriends... all the while pimping Tom Peterson's funiture and appliances... and every so often, the Little Old Lady would come out of the first row and start beating Playboy with chairs... that was awesome stuff.

Only problem was, the arena where they held it was pretty serious ghetto at the time, so going to NoPo late at night and finding the car was a little sketchy.

That was the best show on TV those days. Too bad McMahon had to screw it up.

[SunCoastSooner]

The Mid South Wrasslin would have kicked the crap out of the U&L...

Dude -- Superfly brought modern "high flying" wrasslin to the world in 1971.


Kind of like saying Babe Ruth would have taken Bob Gibson yard.

Didn't say anything about the term just that Mid South wrasslers would have pwned the U&L, IMHO.

Cowboy Bill Watts
"Bullet" Bob Armstrong
Chavo Guerrero Sr. (Eddie's older brother)
Buddy Roberts
The Road Warriors
The Dirty White Boys
Freebird Michael Hayes
The Rock & Roll Express
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Terry Taylor
Ted DiBiase
The Junkyard Dog
Killer Karl Cox

Back when Wrasslin was still fun...

[SunCoastSooner]

Musta been the late 70s-early 80s. Not sure if rasslin' had gone national yet

Working from memory, I think it was around '81 that McMahon ruined wrasslin. Of course, he stocked his early stables with all of the Portland Wrestling guys... Superfly, Rowdy Roddy(I think he runs a burrito joint 'round these parts lately), Rick Martell... that was just about a death-blow to Portland Big Time Wrestling, which was by far the most popular of the many regional circuits at the time.

Roddy, Martell, and Johnathan Boyd's epic rivaly with Playboy Buddy Rose (who did a stint in the WWF in the mid 80's as The Executioner) was pretty good stuff for us kids. All the chiseled steroid freak pretty boys aginst the big fat gregarious bad guy, who challenged them to all sorts of silly stuff, and threatened to steal their girlfriends... all the while pimping Tom Peterson's funiture and appliances... and every so often, the Little Old Lady would come out of the first row and start beating Playboy with chairs... that was awesome stuff.

Only problem was, the arena where they held it was pretty serious ghetto at the time, so going to NoPo late at night and finding the car was a little sketchy.

That was the best show on TV those days. Too bad McMahon had to screw it up.

Mid South survived until the WCW really hit big in the late 80s....

[KC Scott]

NWA ruled the 70's:

Harley Race / Rick Flair / Andre the Giant / The Shiek / Baron Von Raschke / The Stomper / Rufus R. Jones / Bob Geigel

Fun shit when your a little kid

[smackaholic]

When I was a little kid, I was pretty certain that an old overweight injun dude with a silly hip check kinda move, was the baddest mofo in the planet.

War Chief Jay Strongbow!!

[Mister Bushice]

NWA ruled the 70's:

Harley Race / Rick Flair / Andre the Giant / The Shiek / Baron Von Raschke / The Stomper / Rufus R. Jones / Bob Geigel

Fun shit when your a little kid

Don't forget George "The Animal" Steele and Bruno Sammartino

Steele used to eat the turnbuckles. :)

[Wolfman]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Steele

used to watch the Saturday morning WWF ads---err-- shows back in the 80's with my younger daughter---great writing and
funny stuff !