SEC vs. Big XII and Pac 10
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:09 pm
USC vs. Florida
Are you kidding me? It would be over by the coin flip. Florida 112 - USC 6. And that 6 was a gift TD where, of course, the PAT was blocked and run back for a 2pt. conversion.
LSU vs. Oklahoma
Haven't we seen this before? LSU 69 - OU 2
Georgia vs. Cal
Flashy offense? Bwahaha. Longshore may have a cannon, but you can't score points throwing the ball into a steel wall. Georgia rolls 53-3.
South Carolina vs. Texas
Spurrier is the greatest coach alive after Urban. Mack couldn't hold his jock. Cocks win this one big 48-14.
Tennessee vs. UCLA
One word: Utah. Tennessee leaves cleat marks on the Ruins. 76-0.
Alabama vs. 1995 Nebraska
Behind God Meyer and Moses Spurrier, Jesus Saban awaits. Osborne cries in press conference after game. Alabama 92 - Bugeaters 13
Auburn vs. Oregon
Tigers eat the Ducks, shit them out and then wipe their ass with those faggoty uniforms. Tigers 66 - Ducks 3
Arkansas vs. Texas Tech
Leach vs. Nutt. It will be as painful as it sounds...for the Leach. Sooee 42 - Tacos 21
Kentucky vs. Arizona St.
The Wildcats will fuck the Sun Devils just like they fuck their sisters. UK 56 - ASU 10
Mississippi St. vs. Texas A&M
Token coach beats broken coach. Dogs 45 - Ags 19
Mississippi vs. Arizona
Even the bottom tier in the SEC can put up 60. Ole Miss 62 - Zona 14
Vanderbilt vs. 1985 Chicago Bears
Dig up Sweetness for this one. They'll need his emaciated ass. Commies 72 - Da Bears 28
There you have it.
Read it and weep fuckers.
Are you kidding me? It would be over by the coin flip. Florida 112 - USC 6. And that 6 was a gift TD where, of course, the PAT was blocked and run back for a 2pt. conversion.
LSU vs. Oklahoma
Haven't we seen this before? LSU 69 - OU 2
Georgia vs. Cal
Flashy offense? Bwahaha. Longshore may have a cannon, but you can't score points throwing the ball into a steel wall. Georgia rolls 53-3.
South Carolina vs. Texas
Spurrier is the greatest coach alive after Urban. Mack couldn't hold his jock. Cocks win this one big 48-14.
Tennessee vs. UCLA
One word: Utah. Tennessee leaves cleat marks on the Ruins. 76-0.
Alabama vs. 1995 Nebraska
Behind God Meyer and Moses Spurrier, Jesus Saban awaits. Osborne cries in press conference after game. Alabama 92 - Bugeaters 13
Auburn vs. Oregon
Tigers eat the Ducks, shit them out and then wipe their ass with those faggoty uniforms. Tigers 66 - Ducks 3
Arkansas vs. Texas Tech
Leach vs. Nutt. It will be as painful as it sounds...for the Leach. Sooee 42 - Tacos 21
Kentucky vs. Arizona St.
The Wildcats will fuck the Sun Devils just like they fuck their sisters. UK 56 - ASU 10
Mississippi St. vs. Texas A&M
Token coach beats broken coach. Dogs 45 - Ags 19
Mississippi vs. Arizona
Even the bottom tier in the SEC can put up 60. Ole Miss 62 - Zona 14
Vanderbilt vs. 1985 Chicago Bears
Dig up Sweetness for this one. They'll need his emaciated ass. Commies 72 - Da Bears 28
There you have it.
Read it and weep fuckers.