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(!) Milfiest MILF (!) Contest
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:23 pm
by Jack
MSN has a contest.
MSN's ... Who's Hollywood's Hottest MOM?
Reese Witherspoon or Kelly Ripa?
Kelly Ripa..
With Camel Toe
or
ReeseWitherspoon?
IMO..With or without Camel Toe, Reese wins in a landslide!
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Okay, not it's your job to post Hollywood's Mifiest MILF.
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My vote is for Brooke Burke!
More pics...
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:28 pm
by Goober McTuber
Brilliant. An “Image Hosted by Angelfire” message and a red X sandwiched around a couple of photos of Reese Witherspoon. Isn't there a People Magazine message board where you could post this shit? Just die already, you fucking half-wit.
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:50 pm
by RevLimiter
No red X's here Goobs....maybe an upgrade from DIAL-UP should be in your future plans.
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:17 pm
by Goober McTuber
RevLimiter wrote:No red X's here Goobs....maybe an upgrade from DIAL-UP should be in your future plans.
I’m on a T1-line, tubby. And quite frankly, even if all of the pictures show up, it’s still just another shit thread from one of our very shittiest posters.
I’m sure you can sympathize.
With Jack, I mean.
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:43 pm
by quacker backer
man oh man
a choice between Kelly Ripa and Reese Witherspoon!!!
why dont you just make it between Rosie O'Fat and Britney Spears???
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:15 pm
by Dinsdale
Bigshocker to see Jack knows about as much about milfs as he does... everything else.
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:18 pm
by Goober McTuber
Interesting that Jack, a man who claims to be black, didn’t include any black women. What a racist POS he turned out to be.
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:04 pm
by Mister Bushice
Because those would be NILFs, and there aren't any.
Sin
mvscal
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:49 am
by Jack
If you lame Bitches could read, you would see that MSN has a contest to decide the HOTTEST MOM in Hollywood and they have pitted Reese Witherspoon versus Kelly Ripa as the Hottest 2 in Hollywood.
I was posing this contest to all of you.
And GOOBER, I never claimed to be Black.
I stated that I am not white!
You may notice they are colors other than Black and white!
You Freaking Goober!!
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:41 am
by Mister Bushice
Jack wrote:you lame Bitches
Jack wrote:MSN has a contest to decide the HOTTEST MOM in Hollywood
Jack wrote:they have pitted Reese Witherspoon versus Kelly Ripa as the Hottest 2 in Hollywood.
Umm..... Jack?
Did anyone ever explained the term "lame" to you, or have you noticed that people just point to you, and then do one of these:
It doesn't mean they think you're LUCKY.
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:03 pm
by Goober McTuber
Jack wrote:If you lame Bitches could read, you would see that MSN has a contest to decide the HOTTEST MOM in Hollywood and they have pitted Reese Witherspoon versus Kelly Ripa as the Hottest 2 in Hollywood.
I was posing this contest to all of you.
And GOOBER, I never claimed to be Black.
I stated that I am not white!
You may notice they are colors other than Black and white!
You Freaking Goober!!
Actually you did claim that you were born black.
What color did you turn in later life?
Stupid isn’t a color.
You Freaking Jack-ass!!
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:24 pm
by Derron
Jack wrote:If you lame Bitches could read, you would see that MSN has a contest to decide the HOTTEST MOM in Hollywood and they have pitted Reese Witherspoon versus Kelly Ripa as the Hottest 2 in Hollywood.
I was posing this contest to all of you.
And GOOBER, I never claimed to be Black.
I stated that I am not white!
You may notice they are colors other than Black and white!
You Freaking Goober!!
We can let the noggers, spics and chinks stay, but the jews and irish have to go.
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:17 pm
by Dinsdale
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:20 pm
by Cueball
Goober McTuber wrote:Jack wrote:If you lame Bitches could read, you would see that MSN has a contest to decide the HOTTEST MOM in Hollywood and they have pitted Reese Witherspoon versus Kelly Ripa as the Hottest 2 in Hollywood.
I was posing this contest to all of you.
And GOOBER, I never claimed to be Black.
I stated that I am not white!
You may notice they are colors other than Black and white!
You Freaking Goober!!
Actually you did claim that you were born black.
What color did you turn in later life?
Stupid isn’t a color.
You Freaking Jack-ass!!
Holy Shit!!! Michael Jackson posts here!!! Lock up the childrens
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:35 pm
by Y2K
Cueball wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Jack wrote:If you lame Bitches could read, you would see that MSN has a contest to decide the HOTTEST MOM in Hollywood and they have pitted Reese Witherspoon versus Kelly Ripa as the Hottest 2 in Hollywood.
I was posing this contest to all of you.
And GOOBER, I never claimed to be Black.
I stated that I am not white!
You may notice they are colors other than Black and white!
You Freaking Goober!!
Actually you did claim that you were born black.
What color did you turn in later life?
Stupid isn’t a color.
You Freaking Jack-ass!!
Holy Shit!!! Michael Jackson posts here!!! Lock up the childrens
No, Jack Black post's here, Read More.....
Wakey....Wakey.....
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:06 am
by Jack
Goober,
You Fucking Loser!!!
"I was born a poor black child" is a line from a movie!!
YOU JERK!!
You do play the part of a Goober to the T!!
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:07 am
by RadioFan
Jack wrote:I was posing this contest to all of you.
Nobody gives a fuck, which is probably why the pileon has commenced, you fucking tard.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:58 am
by Jack
Too many damn trolls!!
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:40 pm
by Goober McTuber
Jack,
I guess I never saw that movie.
If you’re not black or white, what are you?
Besides stupid, I mean.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:10 am
by Jack
Goober McTuber wrote:Jack,
I guess I never saw that movie.
If you’re not black or white, what are you?
Besides stupid, I mean.
Goober,
How old are you? Are you old enough to use this site? I think you have to be at least 13. Tell me you are older than 13.
If you don't know something while on the internet, you can go to a site called Google.com
Enter the word or phrase in the search field and you will get results...
I was born a poor black child
... It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.
This was a funny movie for people who grew up in the 70s and 80s. It is in the same genre as Caddyshack, Animal House, Stripes, etc... There are quotes from these movies that men use humorously. I am not too familiar with movies that 13 year olds watch but someday when you grow up, you will refer to quotes from these movies.
Goober, make sure you are not posting in here when you should be doing your homework. An education can do wonders for your confidence.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:20 am
by Atomic Punk
That's some serious smack there Jack.
-Kierland
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:40 am
by Mister Bushice
Jack wrote:
This was a funny movie for people who grew up in the 70s and 80s.
Which was nearly 30 years ago. Steve Martins comedy is so outdated it is painful to watch.
It is in the same genre as Caddyshack, Animal House, Stripes, etc...
And if you want to see this "classic" movie that jack has grouped with the above list of real Classics, you can stay up until 2am Thursday October 11th and watch this "classic" on Comedy Central, right before 4 hours of Paid programming and right after the second re-run of the Colbert show
There are quotes from these movies that men use humorously.
I've never heard anyone use a quote from this movie in the last 25 years.
I am not too familiar with movies that 13 year olds watch
How odd, because this was one of the biggies for that age group.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:09 am
by TenTallBen
This thread has (!) in the subject and not many titties. Quite disappointing. What happened to this place?
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:36 am
by Jack
TenTall,
Bushice, Goober, RadioFan would rather post weak smack directed at me than post picks of hot milfs!
It's kind of creepy that they choose to direct their energy my way when there are much better targets to direct energy toward..
Given a choice, they choose me over......
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:58 am
by Goober McTuber
Jack,
I can look at all the pretty womens I want without any help from a retard like you.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:04 am
by War Wagon
Isn't Jack supposed to be a Christian?
Little too much lust going on there, Jack.
Dan Vogel thinks you're going to burn in Hell.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:24 am
by Mister Bushice
TenTallBen wrote:This thread has (!) in the subject and not many titties. Quite disappointing. What happened to this place?
So sorry. Jack has a little Premature (!)jackulation problem.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:56 am
by jtr
uma
brooke Burke
Cath Zeta jones