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Sudden Sam wrote: I knew from first responders at the scene about the rubber suits, but the dildo was news to me.

Maybe one of them was hoping to keep it.

Organized religion attracts all kinds of dildos (‘sup BCO?) Tell me you knew.

Sam,
That's some good stuff you found there.

I can't seem to copy/paste the text off Smoking Gun so ...

Smoking Gun wrote: There is a dildo in the anus covered with a condom.

At least he practiced safe sex.

Listed under External Examination

Smoking Gun wrote: The back and anus are unremarkable

I wouldn't call call a condom covered dildo in the ass "unremarkable" but hey it is Alabama.

Listed under Internal Examination

Smoking Gun wrote: The prostate gland displayes areas of focal hemmorrhage on its posteriior surface.

Hmmm, I wonder of the dildo up his ass has something to do with that?

Rack that dead, freaky Christer!!

Leave the guy alone. He was getting ready for a SCUBA lesson when some of his equipment got tangled up. Tragic.

Smoking Gun wrote: The prostate gland displayes areas of focal hemmorrhage on its posteriior surface.

One word... "Friday."






Sin,

Mikey wrote:Leave the guy alone. He was getting ready for a SCUBA lesson when some of his equipment got tangled up. Tragic.

Yeah...the coroner thought the snorkel was a dildo. Honest mistake when dealing with assbreathers.

Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died

And he managed to hogtie himself exactly how ?

Mister Bushice wrote:

Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died

And he managed to hogtie himself exactly how ?

I think Cuda would be the go-to guy for that question.

Gary Aldridge graduated from Liberty University and later worked for the late Jerry Falwell. A former colleague at the school remembered him as well.

http://www.wsfa.com/Global/story.asp?S= ... v=menu33_2

Dins picks up the easy RBI (you can never score enough these days) and Mikey nailed a double to the gap clearing the bases.

Rack those fellas!

Just DON'T get caught in Tampa on a Friday. That shit is BRUTAL.

Sincerely,
prostate gland

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: and Mikey nailed a double to the gap clearing the bases.

Rack those fellas!

Damn. The guy who lays down the bunt to advance the runners and keep the inning alive never gets much credit. :)

MB,
You got hit by a pitch, but I'll give you credit for not getting picked off at first and making your way around the bases to score without dropping dead between 3rd & home.

Stepping in front of a fastball is harder than bunting, but I'll admit I was pretty winded the last 90 feet.

Sudden Sam wrote:God, it just keeps getting better:

http://www.thoringtonroadbaptist.org/me ... tudy07.htm


I wonder if one of those hazards is having a dildo fly up the ass?

http://www.thoringtonroadbaptist.org/mensretreat07.htm

Maybe they discuss that at the "Men's Retreat."

Hmm. So one of the village people will be attending?

I dare some of these churches or other right wing organizations or schools to enter into some kindof pact whereby if any member organization's leader is disgraced by any type of gay, perv or drug scandal and the like, the offending leader's organization is immediately dissolved with all assets immediately liquified with the proceeds distributed evenly to the remaining member organizations.

"Mr. and Mrs. Jones, so nice to see you at our church this sunday. Say, don't you folks usually go to Thorington Road Baptist?"

"Yes. But it closed."

"Really? Why? What happened?"

"Oh our pastor was found hog-tied and dead inside two wetsuits with a dildo sticking out of his ass."

Monkeytown never fails to entertain