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I say do the whole High school prom experience
Though I would skip the backseat & book a Nice hotel
I think it would be hilarious fun
Don't forget to get the biggest corsage you can find & take a hipflask of butterscotch schnapps
You'll have a more of a chance of getting lucky that way ;)

missjo wrote: You'll have a more of a chance of getting lucky that way

He's married -- the best chance at being "lucky" he has is if the OL's great great aunt kicks off, she has to leave town with the kids the weekend of the prom, and he gets to sit around all weekend watching football and scratching his nuts.

Be careful not to insult your wife.

You might get locked in a burning gymnasium.

R-Jack wrote:or if I was just going to date rape her in the back of my parents car, which I would borrow for the evening.

Two words.....Lemon Gin.

Don't forget to show up drunk, dance like only a white man can, and then throw up on your dates shoes later on or out of the car window in the parking lot, whichever hurl comes first.

R-Jack wrote: My question to you shitholes is, how far should I take this prom thing?

Book a first class room at some near bye hostel, preferably one that has an in-room jacuzzi, and fuck the everliving shit out of her drunk ass.

That bitch isn't getting any younger and neither are you.

Divorce your wife for even contemplating an "adult prom".

Seriously, it only gets worse.

Martyred wrote:Divorce your wife for even contemplating an "adult prom".

Seriously, it only gets worse.

R-Jackoff doesn't have the BALLS to tell his wife he won't go to that stupid fucking deal.

R-Jack wrote: Date rape her

When said roleplay is over, make sure she get the ironing done before she comes to bed.

Dinsdale wrote:

missjo wrote: You'll have a more of a chance of getting lucky that way

He's married -- the best chance at being "lucky" he has is if the OL's great great aunt kicks off, she has to leave town with the kids the weekend of the prom, and he gets to sit around all weekend watching football and scratching his nuts.

Well, throw in the OL's great great aunt being filthy rich, and the OL being the only surviving relative, and then he gets really lucky. For a married guy, anyway.

R-Jack wrote:I'm going to . . . rustle up a fake ID.

We've all seen your picture. Your driver's license could do quite nicely as a double for a fake ID.

Don't forget the corsage.

Because this is an 'adult' prom the only sensible thing to do is give your presence there an international theme..it'll show the rest of those loads you are worldly, sophisticated, and have a flair for adventurous evenings out...I recommend you dress as Il Duce and your OL costumed as Maggie Smith portraying Miss Jean Brodie..(in her prime of course).

First of all R-Jack, you never let on how much you like your wife. "Oh, Debbie. Hi."

Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five, now this is the most important, R-Jack. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

RACK the FTARH reset.

necking to Led Zepplin ??

now that is funny !

Wolfman wrote:necking to Led Zepplin ??

now that is funny !

PSSST!

It was a quote from a movie that kind of served as the "defining film" of the Children Of The 80's.


Early 80's, anyway.

After getting all dressed up in the Tux, stand around the corner from a local Liquor Store and see if some sucker will by you a bottle of good wine for the evening festivities. T.J. Swan or Boone's Farm is always a solid choice. I doubt the wife has much experience lately with drinking such Fine Wine and you might just bring along a barf bag. This would be a great night to borrow the In-laws new car.