T1B

as many of you pee slits know, the Summer Beatdown Tour of 2007 did not go exactly as planned. Slim-J, Dice, and Steiner have all perished, however THE CREW remains in tact.

Rollins, Stevo, A-Bomb and myself have left summer behind and have WELCOMED the fall season with a whole new mentality. We're fresh, vibrant, and full of 100% pure blood-pumping HATRED for EVERY last one of you, your friends, your family, and even your fucking PETS

i have set forth a plan to eradicate as many of you as we feasibly can. however, this plan does NOT come without painstaking, knuckle-bleeding HELL. i am going to put my crew through weeks and WEEKS of intense, brutal, and surreal training that would make the navy SEALS squirm with intimidation.

it will all start with POUNDING iron



soon enough, my dick won't be the largest appendage my body has to offer. HOLLA! why? because each of my fucking BICEPS will become so massive, i'll have to walk sideways through crowds. Fuck, even Stevo will have guns the NRA would jerk to.

then it's on to conditioning



let me make this VERY clear, cocksnorters: we will hit the most rigorous, physical terrain on the entire PLANET, and we will run until we vomit out of our assholes, and shit out of our incredibly attractive mouths. once we've mastered that, we will run with the wolves in the hills of Kazakstan and become one with the canus lupus. We will survive on nothing but plants, live animals, as well as rotting, fallen carcasses.

once our bodies are beyond that of human stature, it will be on to exclsuive martial arts training -



This is Mark Stevenson. AKA, Badass O'Toole. His teachings are offered to only the best of the BEST in undergound, hand to hand combat. It has been said that Badass O'Toole can move tectonic plates by merely punching the wind. The rest of the Crew and I have been hand selected to learn the ways of the Badass. his regimen is so extreme, that of the 2,489 students who have taken his class, ALL have failed. Yet... 100% of those who have taken his class have ALL become killing MACHINES.

we aren't taking you dickslaps LIGHTLY this go around. we will NOT be fucking around.

we're getting ready for this shit. ARE YOU?

R-Jack wrote:Was it any cowinkidink that shit went downhill for you and your crew the very second I reached the top of your charts?

Look, I don't have time for this shit. Just come by on a rainy day so I can take a cheap bat to your skull, drag you into a puddle and tase you bro.

This coming from a guy (and I use that term LOOSELY) who didn't have the BALLS to tell his wive that he didn't want to go to her stupid fucking adult prom???

R-Jack wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:

R-Jack wrote:Was it any cowinkidink that shit went downhill for you and your crew the very second I reached the top of your charts?

Look, I don't have time for this shit. Just come by on a rainy day so I can take a cheap bat to your skull, drag you into a puddle and tase you bro.

This coming from a guy (and I use that term LOOSELY) who didn't have the BALLS to tell his wive that he didn't want to go to her stupid fucking adult prom???

When did I say I didn't want to go? I got a two year old and a five month old. A night out is a night out, and probably cheaper than if we made other plans.

I can respect the fact that you would not be up for the idea. If my prom experiance was crying in the corner of a lobby because a bow tie and a mumu is not considered acceptable formal wear, I too might have had a stronger opinion. I understand being pathetic, hideous, unable to formulate your own thoughts and desperately to the hope that you can get your weight down to the status of the morbidly obese may have made for a rough childhood, but it doesn't mean everyone else has the same angst.

Actually I fucked the homecoming queen....numerous times, but keep up the fat smack because it CLEARLY makes you feel better about yourself you non-pants wearer in the house.

RevLimiter wrote:Actually I fucked the homecoming queen....numerous times, but keep up the fat smack because it CLEARLY makes you feel better about yourself you non-pants wearer in the house.

Spewing gack all over your yearbook does NOT mean you fucked the Homecoming Queen.

BSmack wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:Actually I fucked the homecoming queen....numerous times, but keep up the fat smack because it CLEARLY makes you feel better about yourself you non-pants wearer in the house.

Spewing gack all over your yearbook does NOT mean you fucked the Homecoming Queen.

C'mon BitchSmacked, is that all you got? I'd expect R-Jackoff to come up with a better response than THAT boorishly predictably lame line.

RevLimiter wrote:

Just a flesh wound eh?

RevLimiter wrote: Actually I fucked the homecoming queen....numerous times, but keep up the fat smack because it CLEARLY makes you feel better about yourself you non-pants wearer in the house.

KC Scott digs up Fat Pauls cut and paste prom night doppelganger in 3,2,1........

RevLimiter wrote:Actually I fucked the homecoming queen....numerous times

You bragging or complaining?

LMAO Goobs....you can post all the pics of R-Jack's bossy wife in her prom outfit all you want, but I KNOW I'd never fuck her.

You're gonna DIE this time, DB. I'll probably come to you and kill you.

Shame on you fucking thread hijackers, for not Racking our very own ...



L to R; 88, maybe 88 who really knows

Only way RuPaul had sexual relations with high school royalty is if he blew the homecoming king. I’m guessing it was Kaley, and he’s never managed to get the taste out of his mouth.

KCTRL-Paul fucked a queen? :shocker:

how long did it take for his flat rolls to stop reverberating?

Maybe the queen was lk_pk? She eases the dirtpipe onto any gristlestick she can get. Just push aside the Dolly Madison wrappers, and get the Flabsteak Tsunami rollin'

Rack 88

Un-rack paul for again trying to bullshit his way to board cred

douchebag needs to either change the schtick, or rename himself borebag

KC Scott wrote:Un-rack paul for again trying to bullshit his way to board cred

No bullshitting here this time, Scotty....and I really could give a FUCK about any "board cred". Like I give a SHIT what you losers think about me.

RevLimiter wrote:

KC Scott wrote:Un-rack paul for again trying to bullshit his way to board cred

No bullshitting here this time, Scotty....and I really could give a FUCK about any "board cred". Like I give a SHIT what you losers think about me.

Then why the fuck do you keep LYING?

I'm really surprised you people are acting so brave after the Crew came in here and treated you bitches like Annie's toilet seat.

Bizzarofelice wrote:I'm really surprised you people are acting so brave after the Crew came in here and treated you bitches like Tony Larussa

Sorry..... it's a really slow day

The preseason USA Today/ESPN death poll has been released.

1) 88
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honorable mention: PSUFAN, Charlie Weis

You've been sufficiently warned.

Stevo wrote:Charlie Weis

Terry in Chapchester is Stevo?

Color me shocked

PSUFAN wrote:KCTRL-Paul fucked a queen? :shocker:

how long did it take for his flat rolls to stop reverberating?'

What makes you think they have?

Nice red X, you fat fucking retard.

Works fine for me, you ankle-biting fucktard.

I think only you and lk_pk can see it.

PSUFAN wrote:I think only you and lk_pk can see it.

That's because they swapped cache space as well as spit.

BSmack wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:I think only you and lk_pk can see it.

That's because they swapped cache space as well as spit.

Bullshit. Even the lk_pick has some standards.

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:I think only you and lk_pk can see it.

That's because they swapped cache space as well as spit.

Bullshit. Even the lk_pick has some standards.

No kidding. Why do you think she smashed her own face with a two by four the next morning?

RevLimiter wrote:you non-pants wearer in the house.

Says the loser who can only shoehorn his fucking lardass into a pair of XXXXXXL stretchy sweat pants and who is AKA KC Pursestrings 3.0?? Thanks for the guffaw.

RevLimiter wrote:Works fine for me, you ankle-biting fucktard.

Of course it does since you edited the link, you wet-brained Crisco depository.

lol! Rack BSmack

lk_pick has some standards.

Yep. She prefers to trick out her leather changepurse to KC tards.

R-Jack wrote:

I swear to you when I first saw that I thought it was something else...