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These announcers need to just STFU....

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:55 pm
by smackaholic
and call the game.

Gawd do they suck out loud.

"What a great pitch" is one of these fukks reply to a wayyyy outside slider that somebody was dumb enough to go after.

No it wasn't, dick lick. It was a shitty ball four that dude swung at.

"What a great "piece of hitting"" as the off balance batter throws his bat out there hoping to foul off an off speed outside pitch that he shouldn't have swung at in the first place. He gsomehow gets the bat on it and lobs it over the third baseman's head.

Both of these cases are of somebody getting lucky/unlucky. Just once I'd like to see one of these shit announcers pass up on the opportunity to swallow one of the plays right down to his pubes.

Think I'll just listen to the radio dude play by play instead and deal with the annoying time delay. Radio announcer dude is generally much better than TV dude, not that that's saying much.

A drunken George Bush with a mouth full of peanut butter could call a better game.

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:45 pm
by smackaholic
tony makes richard simmons sound like charleston heston.

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:01 pm
by Cueball
Tim McCarver makes Joe Morgan sound like Martin Luther King

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:04 pm
by smackaholic
nope, tony's not very adept at keepin' it ril. actually, tony's voice is pretty much the voice black comics use for their straight laced whitey voice.

maybe tony's just been mocking the white man all this time.

fukk that kneega.

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:45 pm
by Mikey
Jeez you guys are brutal.

They're fucked if they speak jive and they're fucked if they don't.

A brotha just can't win around here.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:50 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
smackaholic wrote:nope, tony's not very adept at keepin' it ril. actually, tony's voice is pretty much the voice black comics use for their straight laced whitey voice.

maybe tony's just been mocking the white man all this time.

fukk that kneega.
Surely you jest.

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I keep waiting for Tony to say, "We're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe."