Ever see "West Side Story".....everythings free in

[upstart]

A friend sent this to me in a E-mail today....I agree its time to take down the bird feeder

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.

Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table and next to the barbecue. Then came the shit. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ... everywhere.

Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.

I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.

I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now lets see .........

Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.

Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services;

small apartments are housing 5 families:

you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor:

your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English:

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box;

I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Isn't it time for our government to take down the bird feeder ?


~Unkown

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

A friend sent this to me in a E-mail today....

Your "friend" is a spam-bot?

Have El Taco hook you up with a good firewall. You'll find him in the Tech Forum.

[Goober McTuber]

I got this one. It should look nice in TROTS.

Dear Sir,
I am markson Kamara the only son of late former Director of finance, Chief Vincent R. Kamara of Sierra-Leone diamond and mining corporation. I must confess my agitation is real, and my words are my bond in this proposal. My late father diverted this fund acquired from the over influencing of price of sales/purchasing of raw materials., now he deposited the money with a BANK IN ABIDJAN BY FIXED DEPOSIT FORM, where I am residing under political asylum with my younger sister Juliet who is 17 years old. Now the war in my country is overwith the help of ECOMOG soldiers, the present government of Sierra Leone has revoked the passport of all officers who served under the former regime and now ask countries to expel such person at the same time, freeze their account and confiscate their assets, it is on this note that I am contacting you, all I needed from you is to furnish me with your bank particulars:
1) Bank name
2) Account name
3) Account number
4) Bank address, telephone and fax numbers to enable me transfer this money in your private bank account, the said amount is tweenty Six Million United States Dollars (US$26.000.000.00).
I am compensating you with 20% of the total money amount, now all my hope is banked on you and I really want to invest this money in your country, where there is stability of Government, political and economic welfare. Honestly I want you to believe that this transaction is real and never a joke. My late father Chief Kamara gave me the photocopy of the deposit certificate issued to him by the BANK IN ABIDJAN on the date of deposit, and he called me closer to his bed side before his call to glory (R.I.P) that I should pray to God first, before contacting any foreigner and he warned me strictly not to deal with a greedy and evil minded people since this is the only legacy we are inheriting from him.
Please, for you to be clarified because, I do not expose myself to anybody I see, I believe that you are able to keep this transaction secret for me because this money is the hope of my life, it is important. Please contact me immediately after you must have gone through my message, and feel free to make it urgent. That is the reason why I offered you 20 % of the total amount, and in case of any other necessary expenses you might incure during this transaction including your telephone calls.
N.B: Try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip investment opportunities which is risk free that I can invest with this money when it is transferred to your account, and you will be our guardian, personally I am interested in estate management and hotel business, please advise me. Contact me immediately you receive this message for more explanation. And promise me and Juliet my younger sister to be a father considering our situation and not to betray us please.
Thanks and God bless
Best regards
Markson / Juliet Kamara
(markson2@latinmail.com)
NB: my late father used me the only son as the beneficiary / next of kin on theday of deposit and also told me that I need an assistance of a foreigner with alegitimate bank Account abroad who will stand as co-beneficiary and partner abroad.

[Cuda]

Isn't IB already running this thread on another board?

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Isn't IB already running .... ?

Cuda brings the funnay! Rack!

[upstart]

Send it to TROTS

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

May Allah guide the scimitar of Mohammed, and behead this thread most mercifully.
Peace be upon the Prophet.

[upstart]

May Allah guide the scimitar of Mohammed, and behead this thread most mercifully.
Peace be upon the Prophet.

Say the man that can't answer a question.

BTW,Martyred care to respond to this statment by Mr Harper ?

"You also know that our work has not ended - we cannot just put down our weapons and hope for peace - that we can't set arbitrary deadlines and wish for the best and that we can't let anyone get away with tarnishing the reputation of the Canadian Forces as the most professional, dedicated, disciplined and effective soldiers on this planet,"
Prime Minister Steven Harper on Afghanistan , May,11. 2007.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

May Allah guide the scimitar of Mohammed, and behead this thread most mercifully.
Peace be upon the Prophet.

Say the man that can't answer a question.

BTW,Martyred care to respond to this statment by Mr Harper ?

"You also know that our work has not ended - we cannot just put down our weapons and hope for peace - that we can't set arbitrary deadlines and wish for the best and that we can't let anyone get away with tarnishing the reputation of the Canadian Forces as the most professional, dedicated, disciplined and effective soldiers on this planet,"
Prime Minister Steven Harper on Afghanistan , May,11. 2007.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?

I am not my government, you jackass.

[upstart]

May Allah guide the scimitar of Mohammed, and behead this thread most mercifully.
Peace be upon the Prophet.

Say the man that can't answer a question.

BTW,Martyred care to respond to this statment by Mr Harper ?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?

I am not my government, you jackass.

You don't seem to have a problem Bitching about MY goverment, under theses circumstances I though you may have a clue about yours.

It seems I am wrong and you have been BABBLING all along.

BTW,God Bless, Prime Minister Steven Harper .

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

You don't seem to have a problem Bitching about MY goverment, under theses circumstances I though you may have a clue about yours.

It seems I am wrong and you have been BABBLING all along.

BTW,God Bless, Prime Minister Steven Harper .

What do you want me to say about Harper? That I agree with his statement? That I disagree?

Is there a point you're trying to make, or are you just channelling the ghost of toughlove.

[Mister Bushice]

I think "CANADA IS A FUCKING JOKE" would sum things up, point wise.

[upstart]

You don't seem to have a problem Bitching about MY goverment, under theses circumstances I though you may have a clue about yours.

It seems I am wrong and you have been BABBLING all along.

BTW,God Bless, Prime Minister Steven Harper .

What do you want me to say about Harper? That I agree with his statement? That I disagree?

Is there a point you're trying to make, or are you just channelling the ghost of toughlove.

That was too hard question huh ?

OK, hows this, do you agree with Mr.Harper's courageous stand in fighing the war on terror ?

Try channelling your thoughts on that and don't worry about ghosts or toughlove it will help keep your mind on track.

thank you

[OCmike]

I think "CANADA IS A FUCKING JOKE" would sum things up, point wise.

RACK. Nothing like the American haters zipping their lips about their own gov't, yet can't shut the fuck up when it comes to ours...

[Mikey]

I think "CANADA IS A FUCKING JOKE" would sum things up, point wise.

RACK. Nothing like the American haters zipping their lips about their own gov't, yet can't shut the fuck up when it comes to ours...

Just goes to show the even Canadians believe Canada to be irrelevant.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Just goes to show the even Canadians believe Canada to be irrelevant.

We leave the flag-humping to inbreeds like you.

You fucks sure do love government. (Dinsdale and assorted Ron Paul enthusiasts excluded)

[Dr_Phibes]

I think "CANADA IS A FUCKING JOKE" would sum things up, point wise.

RACK. Nothing like the American haters zipping their lips about their own gov't, yet can't shut the fuck up when it comes to ours...

Just to keep things in perspective.. an under-strength regiment and a rusty truck in Afghanistan isn't much to get excited about.

At the rate those half-wits are going, they'll all be dead by winter festival.