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Will rich, white San Diegans defecate freely in Qualcomm...
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:10 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
...Stadium, and generally prey upon each other in a societal breakdown kind of way?
One can only wonder.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:33 am
by Mikey
Rich white San Diegans don't defecate.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:00 am
by chargerfan
Mikey wrote:Rich white San Diegans don't defecate.
Even if we did we can all breath a sigh of relief that we don't have to go far to get someone else to clean up after us.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:08 am
by Adelpiero
we can only hope they battle royal it out with the illegals and noone wins, all are dead.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:28 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
What would be the gated community, exclusive country club, hedge fund version of this...
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:46 am
by War Wagon
Mikey wrote:Rich white San Diegans don't defecate in Qualcomm. They go to 5 star hotels and party like Rock Stars.
Fixed.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:06 am
by Dr_Phibes
Martyred wrote:What would be the gated community, exclusive country club, hedge fund version of this...
p panther with a t-fal pan?
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:06 am
by BSmack
Dr_Phibes wrote:Martyred wrote:What would be the gated community, exclusive country club, hedge fund version of this...
p panther with a t-fal pan?
IN!!!!
sin
Elban Clonestock
BTW: WTF ever happened to pp? Did she kill herself after the Ducks won the Cup?
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:37 am
by Dr_Phibes
Yes, she's busy comparing notes on how much her friends spent on stainless steel potato peelers.
e wrote:she got a life.
such as it is.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:00 pm
by Goober McTuber
BSmack wrote:BTW: WTF ever happened to pp?
She drops in at the Cooking forum from time to time. It’s a shame she no longer takes the time to stop by and carve up tards like Dr_Phibes.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:04 pm
by smackaholic
I'm sure the well off ones have alternative digs. As for the regular working stiff lower middle class whiteys, I am guessing that they will get along in a civilized manner with one another.
It's how we roll.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:54 pm
by Mikey
Sudden Sam wrote:Did thousands of San Diegans refuse to evacuate?
Where are the pics of them screaming, "Someone come help us!"
What's wrong with you Californians?!?!
Actually, yes, I'm sure that there are thousands who refused to evacuate. My family for one. I'm sure that their total evacuation numbers are highly inflated, though there are undoubtedly huge numbers displaced.
We, and most of the others on my street as far as I can tell, are still here. I've had three "reverse 911" calls telling me to get out, but being a rugged individualist I'm staying put. At least for now. I've got the rig loaded past the rails and pointed down the driveway.
The original evacuation was so hectic that the roads were stopped up, we decided to wait. Since then we've learned, though news and my reconnaissance runs that there is no fire within at least 3 or 4 miles of here and never has been. They just call evac for entire large areas by phone prefix.
That being said, will somebody please help me? I'm out of fucking beer.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:58 pm
by BSmack
Mikey wrote:Rich white San Diegans don't defecate.
Lemme guess. That's what colostomy bags are for?
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:59 pm
by Mikey
BSmack wrote:Mikey wrote:Rich white San Diegans don't defecate.
Lemme guess. That's what colostomy bags are for?
Nah, most of us have Mexicans to do it for us.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:04 pm
by PSUFAN
Mikey, sorry to hear about the beer. Just piss up into your mouth, and all will be well.
--BUrineQuaffer
Re: Will rich, white San Diegans defecate freely in Qualcomm
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:37 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:Martyred wrote:...Stadium, and generally prey upon each other in a societal breakdown kind of way?
One can only wonder.
No. The difference is black and white.
Say what?
sin
1863 New York City draft riots
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:42 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:1863?
Just an example of whites acting like savages. There are plenty more examples if you would like. Or would you like to back of the black/white thing for once in your hate filled life?
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:01 pm
by War Wagon
Mikey wrote:
That being said, will somebody please help me? I'm out of fucking beer.
Da' horrah!
I hope you've learned your lesson. The next time firestorms ravage your 'hood, I hope you'll have stocked up on the necessities.
So, are all the stores and businesses basically closed whilst ya'll hunker down and ride this out?
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:06 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:No, the subject at hand is the behavior during natural disasters.
You mean like these people?
These two white people were responsible for more deaths than the entire black population of New Orleans during Katrina.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/13/katrin ... index.html
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:17 pm
by War Wagon
Why do you hate White people?
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:22 pm
by BSmack
War Wagon wrote:Why do you hate White people?
I'm as pasty as you Whitey. But that doesn't mean I have to hate anybody.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:42 pm
by Mikey
Most of the businesses are closed, including both supermarkets. As of about 10:00 last night the only places open were the El Toro Market, a couple of liquor stores and the Shell station. I'm thinking of venturing out to El Toro and getting some carnitas and a six pack of Bohemia for lunch. The CDF crews seem to be stopping there for supplies too. Maybe I can get some news.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:16 pm
by PSUFAN
"I couldn't loot, the store was closed."
Probably a classic in the making.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:34 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:Mikey wrote:Most of the businesses are closed, including both supermarkets.
Coming soon to a theatre near you. "White Men Can't Loot" starring Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrleson.
I thought SoCal was overrun by brown people. What gives? Is Bush only targeting white people with this fire?
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:38 pm
by PSUFAN
The Brown People live in mud huts - impervious to flames.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:41 pm
by BSmack
PSUFAN wrote:The Brown People live in mud huts - impervious to flames.
That's what I thought. They're taking mud huts that were meant for real Americans.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:46 pm
by PSUFAN
They're still fucked - Real Americans need to be able to furnish them with necessities such as cable television and Huggies. It's hard to pay your taxes while you're running from the flames.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:09 pm
by smackaholic
mikey, you stooopid lefty hippie bastard, get your birkenstocks on and get the fukk out now!!!!
the gubmint has told you thrice, gtfo and you just go on recon missions to see if the flames are on your block yet?
what if the rest of your neighbors are this dumb and wait until the flames are headed up the block? you will then burn to death in your pickemup truck in a traffic jam.
good luck, but, please stop giving chuck D easy lay ups. make him work a bit.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:16 pm
by War Wagon
PSUFAN wrote:The Brown People live in mud huts - impervious to flames.
And with that line of reasoning, maybe the White People in SoCal (and elsewhere) need to start thinking of rebuilding their homes out of concrete.
That's a concrete home that will withstand just about anything mother nature can throw at it.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:20 pm
by PSUFAN
Whitey, no go. Remember, some white people have to make money selling flammable homes and insurance polices to the white people whose roosts are going up in flames right now.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:25 pm
by Dinsdale
War Wagon wrote:
That's a concrete home that will withstand just about anything mother nature can throw at it.
PSSSST!!!!
While I'll readily admit that it's been a very long time since I've had the displeasure of
desperately trying to escape from visiting the southern part of california, I have a pretty strong memory of stucco on the siding and some variant of tile on the roofs being the norm, at least in decent neighborhoods.
While the SoCal may not be the brightest bulb on the tree, they have actually put a modicum of thought into these things... for the most part.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:26 pm
by See You Next Wednesday
BSmack wrote:Dr_Phibes wrote:Martyred wrote:What would be the gated community, exclusive country club, hedge fund version of this...
p panther with a t-fal pan?
IN!!!!
sin
Elban Clonestock
BTW: WTF ever happened to pp? Did she kill herself after the Ducks won the Cup?
Got married and is pregnant. Probably gonna move out of SoCal (if they haven't already).
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:38 pm
by BSmack
See You Next Wednesday wrote:BSmack wrote:BTW: WTF ever happened to pp? Did she kill herself after the Ducks won the Cup?
Got married and is pregnant. Probably gonna move out of SoCal (if they haven't already).
I remember her saying she wanted to move to the U&L. Something about wanting to piss off Oregonians.
Hey pp, if you're reading this, Lit still sucks. ;)
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:42 pm
by Mikey
One of the supermarkets re-opened this morning.
Cancel the plea for beer. I'm stocked for now.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:46 pm
by Mikey
smackaholic wrote:mikey, you stooopid lefty hippie bastard, get your birkenstocks on and get the fukk out now!!!!
the gubmint has told you thrice, gtfo and you just go on recon missions to see if the flames are on your block yet?
what if the rest of your neighbors are this dumb and wait until the flames are headed up the block? you will then burn to death in your pickemup truck in a traffic jam.
good luck, but, please stop giving chuck D easy lay ups. make him work a bit.
smack, I'm shocked....shocked to hear this coming from you. You think the gubment knows better than I do when it's time to get out? I'm not anywhere near the fire and I'm not getting in anybody's way. I'll be fucked if I let some automated phone system tell me to leave against my better judgement.
And if I do leave, there's no way to get back in until they remove the evac. Who knows when that will be. I figure if they let two markets and two gas stations stay open (and they're all
between me and the fire) there can't be too much danger.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:47 pm
by trev
I'm ready to move to the U&L. That should make dinsys day.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:48 pm
by Mikey
Make sure you turn out the lights...
(we need the extra power)
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:52 pm
by Dinsdale
Trev...
Do it.
You've got Tacoma written alllllll over you. It's your destiny.
I hear Albany is nice this time of year, too.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:03 pm
by trev
You can get accupunture, yoga, meditation, and an AA meeting at the Qualcomm shelter.
Only in SoCal.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:35 pm
by PSUFAN
Well, I hope she remembers that the wonders of T1B are but a click away.
We have much to offer:
Tax advice: RtS (soon to be unbanned!)
Eugenic strategy: mvscal
Laundry services: PSUFAN, scritti (RIP)
Diversity: Derron
Manboobs: KC Paultex
Something to gack on: Raydah James
Technical advice: trev
little Law: TVO
KLEIZA!!: Bace
"Is he drunk, or is he sober?"-style posting: AP, Y2K
A dude to drink Piss with: BSmack
stand back and marvel at it all, jackasses.