I SAVED A LIFE YESTERDAY!!!

[socal]

I dropped Bobby42 in the box and he thanked me.

Our hero.
Sin,

T1B's B42 Haytas

[indyfrisco]

Sam,

You'd "deal" with Walmart for 4 items?

Oh, and was l was listening to Sirius comedy channel and some dude said something funny you'd appreciate.

Guy wins the lottery. $8 million. When asked what he's going to do witht he money, he says "I'm gonna buy a nice trailer and move to Alabama." Seriously, what are you going to do with the other $7,999,999.00? It's cheap to live in Alabama unless you're the tooth fairy!

[warren]

A solution that removes both bugs and tar.

Hell, what will they come up with next, flying machines?

[BSmack]

The other $7,999,999.00 is for trailer replacement costs. You know between tornadoes, hurricanes and Southern Baptist bondage outings, trailers in Alabama take a hell of a beating.

[Goober McTuber]

Okay...I'm leaving Wal-Mart. Got a couple 1/2 gallons of milk

Around these parts, they sell whole gallons, too. And typically for a few nickels less than the cost of two ½ gallons.

[warren]

Okay...I'm leaving Wal-Mart. Got a couple 1/2 gallons of milk

Around these parts, they sell whole gallons, too. And typically for a few nickels less than the cost of two ½ gallons.

Maybe he was going to use one for the house and one to drop off at the battered wive's shelter, there's one of those fuckers on every corner in Alabamy.

They're usually right next to the moonshine shop.

[Trampis]

Fat free for me too...anything to keep from getting fat again. And full fatty for the too skinny stepson.

Walmart lets the kingdom of what? out front of its stores?

[Jack]

If you don't KNOW who you donated to..

You may have donated 42 cents to a terrorist organization..

just saying....