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I was out last night with some good friends to a local, casual establishment in C-Ville that we frequent. Tough UVA loss yesterday, so we went out after the game to feel some of the night life. It was a fine evening, as we sat around shooting the bull and having a meal together. We are all sitting around our table after we were done and I looked over and saw some fukker at a table near us sitting with his two kids. He had on a black t-shirt that said, "1-20-09" in white bold numbers on the front.
I nudged Carolyn, one of the females that hangs with the G-Crew, and I said, "check out that duesch over there with that shirt." She looked over and was like "ahh...what does that mean?" Not the sharpest broad out there. I said, "that's the day the next US President is sworn in office." She rolled her eyes and said "pleeease."

The dude was kind of reedy and looked just like this guy:


Except with gray/white lettuce.

His son, and I am not exaggerating, looked almost exactly like this:



You know, about 16, had the tight jetblack jeans, dyed hair, an earring, the works.

The daughter, who was about 13, looked a little like this:



Didn't have the lip ring, but HAD that rose ring thing and the pink fukked-up dyed hair.

So here this fukko is, wearing a "1-20-09" shirt out in public, while bringing his damn freak children out in public as well. No question he encouraged them from the get-go to "open your mind" and encouraged "free thinking and intellect" and without a doubt, he pushed his pussy liberal views on these kids.

As luck would have it, he got up to either take a piss or something and walked towards our table. "Hello sir!" I said. He stopped and looked kind of alarmed and said "hi." I said, "what's that date on your shirt?"
He kind of muttered, "That's when we finally get a President in office."
I adjusted my thin-rimmed glasses and pointed at him and said "What about the date you stop helping pussify my country? Guess that would be a blank shirt."



He pointed to the date on his shirt and "I cannot WAIT until that day!" while lifting his chin up and shaking/twirling his dome like a fukken homo. He said it angrily and walked back to his table and sat down. There was some trembling in his voice and his children looked over at our table. He shook his head and looked like he was about to fukken start crying. We all were drinking drafts and my buddy Bruce had put down several and was feeling it. He said loudly "Three cheers for George W. Bush!!" We all raised our glasses while looking at the fukker's table and yelled, "Hip hip ...HOORAY!...hip hip....HOORAY! hip hip...HOORAY!!" and clinked glasses and took a drink and I said, "Rack Dubya!"

"Let's go." the dude said, as his kids both looked like they had slipped even further into depression seeing their fukken dad get run. They walked past our table and he said "Since we can't talk CIVIL about anything anymore."


They walked to the front to pay and Bruce goes "gonna go home and dye your hair pink too?"

Our table, jovial with our fill of adult refreshments, busted out in unison with "bwhahahahahhahaha!!"

i folded my arms and watched as they left



and the waitress, who knows us, came by our table smiling and shook her head. "i can't stand liberals either, guys. Thanks." I smacked her ass as she walked by and said "no problem!"

Fukken sucks not to be me right about now.


GAP


Toaster Strudels

So let me get this straight? Some guy is accosted by a bunch of drunk neo-con assholes and choses to "Move On" rather than throw down with them in front of his kids and you think YOU are cool because of that?

That being said, I'd say the odds of this story being true are something along the line of the odds the Rockies have against them in the Series. If you even REMOTELY resemble Dan Snyder, you're not picking fights with anybody.

BSmack wrote:So let me get this straight? Some guy is accosted by a bunch of drunk neo-con assholes and choses to "Move On" rather than throw down with them in front of his kids and you think YOU are cool because of that?

Of course he's not going to throw down. Liberal cokk-sukkers NEVER fight. And he didn't move on...he got the fukk up and LEFT because his twat was aching. Way to take his side, by the way.

The whole world is going to be such a happier and shinier place, in his mind, once a new President steps in. Look in the fukken mirror and stop raising your kids to be FREAKS.

The bitter right is already gripping ? Heh...

RACK General Peters

FUCK Liberal pond scum

Pond scum is pond scum, no matter what its political affiliation.

Mikey wrote:Pond scum is pond scum, no matter what its political affiliation.

Rack it!

^^^^^^^^
but it does have cool helical chloroplasts !

Another over-the-top fantasy from General Pinhead.

General Peters wrote:Of course he's not going to throw down.

Nothing says you're a man more than getting arrested for a bar fight in front of your 2 kids. Right?

RACK losers getting run!

G-Pete gets it.

Tart, did you post that at 9:07 on purpose?

:wink:

General Peters wrote:I was out last night... We are all sitting around our table after we were done and I looked over....She rolled her eyes and said "pleeease."


He kind of muttered, "That's when we finally get a President in office."
I adjusted my thin-rimmed glasses and pointed at him and said.... We all were drinking drafts and my"Three cheers for George W. Bush!!" We all raised our glasses while looking at the fukker's table and yelled, "Hip hip ...HOORAY!...hip hip....HOORAY! hip hip...HOORAY!!" and clinked glasses and took a drink and I said, "Rack Dubya!"


and the waitress, who knows us, came by our table smiling and shook her head. "i can't stand liberals either, guys. Thanks." I smacked her ass as she walked by and she said "you fucking loser, get lost!"

I am such a pathetic sad sack of puppy poop....and now I'm lying as hard as I can..this is all I can think up...

Peters, you really are a classic loser, a joke.

Yo Gpete

i like you style dog. there might soon be an opening for entry into THE CREW. how are you with your fists?

Douchebag wrote:Yo Gpete

i like you style dog. there might soon be an opening for entry into THE CREW. how are you with your fists?

If you’re talking about GP wrapping his fist around your meat-thimble, he’ll fit in just fine.

Ummm, no. What he's "talking" about is bashing your face in until your family can't tell the difference between you and a pile of ground chuck.

You fucking ass.

88 wrote:G-Pete's post, and the reaction to it here, underscores the pussification of this country.

One person expresses his views on his T-Shirt.
The other has sack enough to use his own voice to express his views.

One person practically pisses down his leg at the first inkling of confrontation.
The other is not afraid of confrontation, and is willing to debate the point, again using his own voice.

One person is a squirrely sack of rotting otter shit.
G-Pete is THE man.

Thanks, friend. And then you have a bunch of pussy libs trying to pile on ME and getting the duechbag's back. Fukken classic!

And by the way ....word for fukken word, this is EXACTLY what happened.

General Peters wrote:We all were drinking drafts and my buddy Bruce had put down several and was feeling it. He said loudly "Three cheers for George W. Bush!!" We all raised our glasses while looking at the fukker's table and yelled, "Hip hip ...HOORAY!...hip hip....HOORAY! hip hip...HOORAY!!" and clinked glasses and took a drink and I said, "Rack Dubya!"

That was beautiful, man.

I had to wipe a tear from my eye.

88 wrote:G-Pete's post, and the reaction to it here, underscores the pussification of this country.

One person expresses his views on his T-Shirt.
The other has sack enough to use his own voice to express his views.

One person practically pisses down his leg at the first inkling of confrontation.
The other is not afraid of confrontation, and is willing to debate the point, again using his own voice.

One person is a squirrely sack of rotting otter shit.
G-Pete is THE man.

And his appreciation for the classic nymphet is not debatable.

88 wrote:One person had enough sense to recognize that exchanging opinions with a bunch of drunks isn't going to solve, or resolve anything.

FTFY

heh heh

rack the general

war karl rove too

FUCK that quivering, liberal assclown! He should've fought to the death, then feasted on your exposed, raw flesh in front of his children.

Fucking pussies.

War Wagon wrote:

General Peters wrote:We all were drinking drafts and my buddy Bruce had put down several and was feeling it. He said loudly "Three cheers for George W. Bush!!" We all raised our glasses while looking at the fukker's table and yelled, "Hip hip ...HOORAY!...hip hip....HOORAY! hip hip...HOORAY!!" and clinked glasses and took a drink and I said, "Rack Dubya!"

That was beautiful, man.

I had to wipe a tear from my eye.

Yeah, I remember my first beer, too.

88 wrote:

BSmack wrote:

88 wrote:One person had enough sense to recognize that exchanging opinions with a bunch of drunks isn't going to solve, or resolve anything.

FTFY

You're right. Nothing solves or resolves things like a T-shirt.

I missed the part where I said anything about the t-shirt. Personally, I don't wear my politics on my sleeve or my chest. My point was entirely directed towards the fallacy that G-Pete was anything other than a drunken asshole who was better off ignored than confronted. You see, that's what grownups do.

88 wrote:I'm glad you don't wear your politics on your sleeve or your vest. Douche bags do that. And douche bags get RUN when they encounter men who have the sack to tell them that they are douche bags. Most grown ups who don't tote around pink haired, pierced, future drains on society understand that.

Since when does expressing yourself in a different way physically automatically make you a "drain on society"?

I'm not into tats, but most everyone in their 20's is. I don't hold that against them, but I ain't cruising for a tramp stamp or a mother tat to fit in.

I have an earring, but not in the gay ear like gayder jimmy does. I don't hold that against him, but I won't let him force me to blow him like he wants me to.

I think the emo crowd will hate their high school pics when they are 30, but they are way more polite and soft spoken than most of the other dumbshit social youth groups out there.

So General Peters talks smack up on some middle aged skinny dad wearing an "I hate George Bush" Shirt, and he thinks he got over?
A dad out for dinner WITH his kids, outnumbered by a bunch of drunk dipshits. A dad who sets an example of peaceful protest for them?

Rack the salt and pepper dad who walked away from stupidity.

I wanna see GP do the exact same thing to a 250 pound biker dude who has a tatted up GF with multi colored hair and body jewelry.

THEN I'll be impressed.

Yeah, I would have dropped G-Pete in a heartbeat.

"Drain On Society Dad" is a complete pussy.

His kids are doomed.

BSmack wrote:You see, that's what grownups do.

Grown ups don't have 'boys' who, except for Halloween,
look like this ........



Grown-ups recognize the atrocity and step to the plate,
executing them behind closed doors.

If your kid looks like an emaciated runway super-model,
you yourself have not grown up.

Them's the facts, jacks.

poptart wrote:
Grown ups don't have 'boys' who, except for Halloween,
look like this ........



Grown-ups recognize the atrocity and step to the plate,
executing them behind closed doors.

If your kid looks like an emaciated runway super-model,
you yourself have not grown up.

Them's the facts, jacks.

We disagree,
















Sin,

The parents of the dress up multi-millionaires

Also Sin,




The dress up multi millionaires who ARE parents.





Pop,

The Emo kids are the new generation mods, but without the musical talent. Give them a break. They're harmless.

You played badminton, They fuck with their hair and slap on eyeliner. Help me see why you are not also not curb-kickable.

EMO - Better than being skinheads - IMO.

When 'he' can play guitar like Clapton 'he' can come
out in public.

Until then I recommend he stay in his room and
continue fondling himself to other Emo MySpace
zeroettes.

poptart wrote:

BSmack wrote:You see, that's what grownups do.

Grown ups don't have 'boys' who, except for Halloween,
look like this ........



Grown-ups recognize the atrocity and step to the plate,
executing them behind closed doors.

If your kid looks like an emaciated runway super-model,
you yourself have not grown up.

Fukken YEP! If he was half a parent or had any respect for the integrity of my fukken nation, he wouldn't bend over each time his kids morphed themselves further into emos and say "do whatever you want....anything goes. I respect you no matter what color you dye your hair or whichever cokk you decide to take in the ass."

BSmack has his head so far up that COKK-SUKKER'S ass that he can't see the real truth in this.

Fukken sad that he's supporting the guy.




Why is it, by the way, that the only people who wear these damn shirts and have these political bumper stickers that they deem "clever" are ALL bitter, pole-smoking liberals?


What's more, he didn't "ignore" us. The fukker GOT UP, took his kids with him, and LEFT directly after our toast to our President. He let our toast get into his fukken dome. And BSmack and others here wish they were there to hug him and his FREAK kids in the parking lot and tell them "don't worry, those guys are meanies."

And we weren't drunk, we just had the jollies on. Definately NOT out of line, not loud and obnoxious like some people. Just good old fashioned smack talk from elite UVA fans, and respected regulars of the joint.

Normally I might have an opinion on this situation. But seeing as how it didn't actually happen, I really don't feel motivated to contribute.

Less political talky, and more boobs and ass please.

General Peters wrote:What's more, he didn't "ignore" us. The fukker GOT UP, took his kids with him, and LEFT directly after our toast to our President. He let our toast get into his fukken dome.

Is C-Ville anywhere near Kansas City?



Like I said, he took the grownup route when confronted by a bunch of drunken assholes. What was he supposed to do? Throw down with you? Start debating you? Give me a break. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING good can come from debating a bunch of drunk and pissed off college football fans after their team has taken a nosedive out of the Top 25. It was already obvious that you wanted a confrontation. He just denied you your fun, leaving you to hurl insults at him on his way out the door. How utterly "manly" of you.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Normally I might have an opinion on this situation. But seeing as how it didn't actually happen, I really don't feel motivated to contribute.

True, but it's a slow morning. Why not play around with some hypothetical questions?

What a pile of horseshit. General Peckerhead is a scared little Radio Shack clerk who fantasizes about having a real pair of balls. Not to mention that he’s a racist and a pedophile.

Other than that, I’m sure he’s really a super guy.

"When 'he' can play guitar like Clapton 'he' can come
out in public.

Until then I recommend he stay in his room and
continue fondling himself to other Emo MySpace
zeroettes."

I absolutely have to RACK that. I always feel badly for the parents of these writhing-in-angst Alice Cooper wannabes who inexplicably end up smoking heaters and blocking the entrance to the local coffee shop. For a bunch of kids who feel the world's pain so strongly that they can't be bothered to get a job, where do they get the cash it takes to buy these rather expensive items?

BSmack wrote:

General Peters wrote:What's more, he didn't "ignore" us. The fukker GOT UP, took his kids with him, and LEFT directly after our toast to our President. He let our toast get into his fukken dome.

Is C-Ville anywhere near Kansas City?



Like I said, he took the grownup route when confronted by a bunch of drunken assholes. What was he supposed to do? Throw down with you? Start debating you? Give me a break. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING good can come from debating a bunch of drunk and pissed off college football fans after their team has taken a nosedive out of the Top 25. It was already obvious that you wanted a confrontation. He just denied you your fun, leaving you to hurl insults at him on his way out the door. How utterly "manly" of you.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Normally I might have an opinion on this situation. But seeing as how it didn't actually happen, I really don't feel motivated to contribute.

True, but it's a slow morning. Why not play around with some hypothetical questions?

he was confronted from another table? are you fukken nuts? they said a cheer and somehow he was confronted? it's not like they went over to his table and started bothering them. jesus you are a pussy.

they said a cheer

Any pussy who goes with the "Three cheers," "Hip Hip HOORAY" crap is more than likely a flaming faggot and deserves to get knocked the fuck out just for that stupid shit alone. I can't see shit like that happening at any establishment that caters to heterosexual people so dude was probably looking at additional "Hate crime" charges along with assault and battery at that place so he probably made a good decision not to drop BarQueen and walk.

BSmack wrote: Nothing, and I mean NOTHING good can come from debating a bunch of drunk and pissed off college football fans after their team has taken a nosedive out of the Top 25.

Interesting that you bring this up. My buddy Bruce was wearing a UVA cap and I was wearing a UVA colors tie, and another one of my friends had a UVA shirt on. So dude had some open ammo to go with since the Hoos got beat earlier that day.

He didn't, because a deuche like that does not follow sports at ALL.

I think that's really how a kid like his decides to become emo or decides to become homosexual (because we all know both are choices). You can usually put LOTS of blame on the dad for that horrific decision...... when a dad is not at least somewhat in tune with sports, he really drops the ball. What's more, if a dad never chucks the ol' pigskin around the yard with his son, that kid's chances of choosing an emo or dikk-chugging abomination of a lifestyle increases. Clearly this dude never tossed a football or baseball around with his fukken son.

Y2K wrote: Any pussy who goes with the "Three cheers," "Hip Hip HOORAY" crap is more than likely a flaming faggot and deserves to get knocked the fuck out just for that stupid shit alone.

NFL teams do it all the time in the locker room.

General Peters wrote:

Y2K wrote: Any pussy who goes with the "Three cheers," "Hip Hip HOORAY" crap is more than likely a flaming faggot and deserves to get knocked the fuck out just for that stupid shit alone.

NFL teams do it all the time in the locker room.

And we all know there is nothing less homoerotic than 45 men gathering close together in their underwear to do cheers.