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We, meaning those of us that don't have the NFL package, and do not frequent bar's anymore will not have the privelage of watching Colts v. Patriots on Sunday.

Instead we are to be greeted with the Suxsans and the Gayders whis Western time zoned game that would beging well after the Patriot's destroy Colton Manning. Yet league rules somehow prohibit this because CBS get's no double header. According the Houston Comical, errr....Chronicle the affiliate is alread inundated by the fan's becasue no one like's the Texan's hear. They have been known to suck since their inception.

I think I can swing either the purchase of said sports bar, or the NFL remaining package. You guy's be the judge.

This is the last Sunday I'll be in the States for a spell, bring on Sumatra, so the package would be great, but the limey wife is not in the USofA so the freaking sports bar would be prime. Of course spending our life savings and taking a note would get be divorced so I'd end repulsing liver with skanks in said sports beverage outlet. Sounds freaking great.

Sad thing about is, I could swing it, and still not get laid in my own bar.

Thanks for all of your Dr. Phil people, I'm going to someone else's sports bar and drinking decaf.

Life is easy when you have wonderful, electronic friends.

Goodmorning, I'm out to the freaking barn to begin chores, redneck life sucks if you don't raise sheep and your Mexican goes home to Guenojualto every freaking winter. Pray for me that they subdivide this bitch for a couple of mil and I never have to hay a freaking cow or shoot a coyote again.

warren wrote:Instead we are to be greeted with the Suxsans and the Gayders whis Western time zoned game that would beging well after the Patriot's destroy Colton Manning.

Of course spending our life savings and taking a note would get be divorced so I'd end repulsing liver with skanks in said sports beverage outlet.

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

Goober McTuber wrote:

warren wrote:Instead we are to be greeted with the Suxsans and the Gayders whis Western time zoned game that would beging well after the Patriot's destroy Colton Manning.

Of course spending our life savings and taking a note would get be divorced so I'd end repulsing liver with skanks in said sports beverage outlet.

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

I think my 9th grade English teacher just had an aneurysm blow out and slumped down on her desk.

warren wrote:Pray for me that they subdivide this bitch for a couple of mil and I never have to hay a freaking cow or shoot a coyote again.

Subdividing and building houses doesn't solve the coyote problem.

Sin,
My Neighborhood, In The Midst Of A Severe Coyote Problem


All the people who live along the park/path/greenbelt that runsalong miles of the creek are all bitching because their cats and small dogs have all disappeared. And the noise.

Been fairly decent comedy, on a local neighborhood level. The Parks Department response? Why, post "Living With Urban Coyotes" pamphlets all over the park. Going to be even better comedy when they start finding coyote carcasses all over the park, when Joe Urban Redneck gets tired of all his pets disappearing.

The last time the wife and I were visiting my brother in Vermont we were treated to the sounds of a pack of coyotes/wolves/feral dogs tearing apart some unlucky animal that ventured across their path. Let's just say that if it were my dog or cat that got taken down like that, I'd be taking my revenge with my shotgun until the problem was resolved.

Of course I wouldn't be stupid enough to have outdoor pets in an area known to have roaming packs of predatory animals on the loose either.

Dinsdale wrote:
All the people who live along the park/path/greenbelt that runsalong miles of the creek are all bitching because their cats and small dogs have all disappeared. And the noise.

Been fairly decent comedy, on a local neighborhood level. The Parks Department response? Why, post "Living With Urban Coyotes" pamphlets all over the park. Going to be even better comedy when they start finding coyote carcasses all over the park, when Joe Urban Redneck gets tired of all his pets disappearing.

Now we know that Bannie was talking about the U&L in her thread http://thesmackbat.com/RTT/viewtopic.php?t=282

OCmike wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

warren wrote:Instead we are to be greeted with the Suxsans and the Gayders whis Western time zoned game that would beging well after the Patriot's destroy Colton Manning.

Of course spending our life savings and taking a note would get be divorced so I'd end repulsing liver with skanks in said sports beverage outlet.

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

I think my 9th grade English teacher just had an aneurysm blow out and slumped down on her desk.

I guess that means you get a study hall for the rest of the period?

Not for fans in Texas, Warren. Houston. Houston is the only major market that doesn't get the game. It's the local Houston CBS affiliate.

Sunday ticket sure has its perks.


You could also head closer tho Austin and grab a motel.

BSmack wrote:The last time the wife and I were visiting my brother in Vermont we were treated to the sounds of a pack of coyotes/wolves/feral dogs tearing apart some unlucky animal that ventured across their path. Let's just say that if it were my dog or cat that got taken down like that, I'd be taking my revenge with my shotgun until the problem was resolved.

I'm thinking that sitting up in a tree with a scoped .22 would be a better way to take care of those fuckers than with a boomstick. Less getting close enough to a pack of ferral pooches or coyotes to squeeze off an effective shot, thanks.

Of course I wouldn't be stupid enough to have outdoor pets in an area known to have roaming packs of predatory animals on the loose either.

^^^Gets it.

At Casa de Emu we had an endangered Hawaiian NeNe Goose. It was registered with the ankle bracelet, had the paperwork and the whole nine. There are only like 1600 left on the planet or some such.

For over a year it went to bed in the chicken coop with the rest of the fowl, until one night when he went apeshit and refused to go in there. After that, he slept in the middle of the yard. That lasted about a month until a coyote hopped the fence, chomped his ass and just left a few feathers behind. Uhh...oops! Make that 1599 left on the planet.

I guess the emu was asleep when it happened, as it usually scared off any backyard predators.

On one occasion, a hawk swooped down, grabbed one of the minature hens we had in the yard and started to take off with his newly aquired dinner. Unfortunately, the hawk was having a bit of a problem gaining altitude, since all the yard fowl did was sit around, eat and shit. The emu sprinted out of nowhere and dragon drop-kicked that fucker right in the back, causing him to drop the chicken and limp off into the sky. Didn't see many hawks after that. I guess word spreads fast.

Odd place to live...

Odd place to live...

An Emu, Hawaiian NeNe Goose and a Chicken Coop?

There has to be a joke in there somewhere...........

Cuda wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:
All the people who live along the park/path/greenbelt that runsalong miles of the creek are all bitching because their cats and small dogs have all disappeared. And the noise.

Been fairly decent comedy, on a local neighborhood level. The Parks Department response? Why, post "Living With Urban Coyotes" pamphlets all over the park. Going to be even better comedy when they start finding coyote carcasses all over the park, when Joe Urban Redneck gets tired of all his pets disappearing.

Now we know that Bannie was talking about the U&L in her thread http://thesmackbat.com/RTT/viewtopic.php?t=282

You linked to a Bannie thread? Just turn in your resignation notice by the end of the day.

1. Only so it stood a chance of being hijacked

2. Blow me

Headhunter wrote:Not for fans in Texas, Warren. Houston. Houston is the only major market that doesn't get the game. It's the local Houston CBS affiliate.

Sunday ticket sure has its perks.


You could also head closer tho Austin and grab a motel.

This is why I am glad that there is a sports bar within walking distance of my house.

I don't think the Bay Area is getting the game either.

NFL ticket jackasses!!

You may say, gee dude that biotch runs about 2 hundo per year.

I say, my tab at a sports bar runs 60-70 bucks per visit. Get it cheapos? The thing pays for itself. Have buddies over for the games. They provide beer, brats, tater salad etc., I provide all the games. I actually end up ahead in the deal.

WolverineSteve wrote:NFL ticket jackasses!!

You may say, gee dude that biotch runs about 2 hundo per year.

I say, my tab at a sports bar runs 60-70 bucks per visit. Get it cheapos? The thing pays for itself. Have buddies over for the games. They provide beer, brats, tater salad etc., I provide all the games. I actually end up ahead in the deal.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Gets it.

Plus, you ALWAYS have the best seat for the game.

Oh, and get Superfan. It is worth the extra 100 bucks for the Red Zone channel alone.