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My advice: Find a crack caused by the earthquake and FALL in it. Your offspring and your dog will thank you later.

If you say so, shit-for-brains.

God hates fags....but he's gonna have to do better than 5.6.

RevLimiter wrote:My advice: Find a crack caused by the earthquake and FALL in it. Your offspring and your dog will thank you later.

The walking continent says what?

If you would plop yourself down just off the coast of San Francisco, you might slow continental drift.

Of course Hawaii would have to be renamed atlantis and the local fish population would all die.

I'd think KC would be happy. No more food shortages.

I believe I speak for the rest of the country by saying we've had enough of the california Drama Queenin'.

suck it up and deal with it.

RevLimiter wrote:My advice: Find a crack caused by the earthquake and FALL in it.

I guess the KC populace that walk behind you know all about it.

RevLimiter wrote:My advice: Find a crack caused by the earthquake and FALL in it. Your offspring and your dog will thank you later.

In your case, that would require a 9.4 quake to hit Kansas City.

Fat smack. SHOCKING.

It's not my fault you keep teeing 'em up.

RevLimiter wrote:Fat smack. SHAKING.

ftfy

You bore me to tears with that nonsense.

Looks like a pic of you shoving in another cupcake.

R-Jack wrote:you are fat

Prove it.

OCmike wrote:Looks like a pic of you shoving in another cupcake.

Only when said cupcake gets PhotoChopped in there.

Grow up, people.

RevLimiter wrote:

R-Jack wrote:you are fat

Prove it.

Paging the original KC Paul pic.

RevLimiter wrote:

OCmike wrote:Looks like a pic of you shoving in another cupcake.

Only when said cupcake gets PhotoChopped in there.

Looks like it was quickly sucked down due to the venturi effect. Faster than the shutter speed.

OCmike wrote:Looks like a pic of you shoving in another cupcake.

Only if you photoshop in about two or three extra chins, oozing out droplets of butter-sweat.

R-Jack wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:

R-Jack wrote:you are fat

Prove it.

Gotta love it. The KYOA parade continues.

I prefer to call it ANKLE-BITING BY THE MASSES.

TIB: Paul you are a fat, pathetic, ignorant parody of a man who has to steal other peoples takes and is too stupid to even pull that off .

KC Memorex: HAHA bode me. I'm not fat.

:paul: :paul: :paul:

Yeah, most svelte folks don't store fat in the back of their jaw or cheekbones. That ain't bone structure there Crisco Kid.

Uh huh...that wasn't stored fat you fucking dimwit. I was LAUGHING when that picture was taken and my cheeks expanded. EVERYBODY'S does when they smile or laugh. Try it sometime you bitter fucktard. Oh, and that picture was taken over SEVEN YEARS AGO in the dead of winter....I'm AT LEAST 20lbs. lighter than when that pic was taken, and I was only about 238lbs. soaking wet THEN.

Tell ya what R-Stalker (and ANY other of you lame-brained Kindergarten smack-level shitstains)....I'll volunteer to post a CURRENT picture of myself right around the time that YOU do the same.

DEAL?

I was LAUGHING when that picture was taken and my cheeks expanded.

Oh, and that picture was taken over SEVEN YEARS AGO in the dead of winter....I'm AT LEAST 20lbs. lighter than when that pic was taken

So what are you trying to say? Were you fat or was it a simple case of cheek-expansion?

Sir Mix-A-Lot doesn't post here but checks this board out from time to time.

You know what he told me about KFC Paul? "Put 'em on the glass!"

My cheeks expanded

Well, no shit. Along with your arms, legs, waist, boobs, neck, and head.

Bravo Magoo....your childishness is duly noted.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Oh, and that picture was taken over SEVEN YEARS AGO in the dead of winter....I'm AT LEAST 20lbs. lighter than when that pic was taken

So what are you trying to say? Were you fat or was it a simple case of cheek-expansion?

No, no, no, Mgo, it's just that now he's 20lbs underweight.

RevLimiter wrote:I was LAUGHING when that picture was taken and my cheeks expanded. EVERYBODY'S does when they smile or laugh. Try it sometime you bitter fucktard.

I did. That doesn't happen to me. Maybe I should store a meal or two in there first?

Oh, and that picture was taken over SEVEN YEARS AGO in the dead of winter....I'm AT LEAST 20lbs. lighter than when that pic was taken, and I was only about 238lbs. soaking wet THEN.

ABOUT 238 pounds? Is there a truck scale that's open in your area in the dead of winter, or did you just ballpark that body weight?

Tell ya what R-Stalker (and ANY other of you lame-brained Kindergarten smack-level shitstains)....I'll volunteer to post a CURRENT picture of myself right around the time that YOU do the same.

That's the beauty of this. You are the carpet, and we are the shoes. No one gives a fuck what you look like now. We can live off Fat Paul the take stealer until time stops.

RevLimiter wrote:Uh huh...that wasn't stored fat you fucking dimwit. I was LAUGHING when that picture was taken and my cheeks expanded. EVERYBODY'S does when they smile or laugh. Try it sometime you bitter fucktard. Oh, and that picture was taken over SEVEN YEARS AGO in the dead of winter....I'm AT LEAST 20lbs. lighter than when that pic was taken, and I was only about 238lbs. soaking wet THEN.

Yea, that helped you a lot.

that picture was taken over SEVEN YEARS AGO in the dead of winter

What does winter have to do with it? You fatten yourself up for the cold season?

Yeah, this is going very well for you.

RevLimiter wrote:I was LAUGHING when that picture was taken and my cheeks expanded. EVERYBODY'S does when they smile or laugh. Try it sometime you bitter fucktard.

That's odd... when I increase the vertical length of my face, it tends to look thinner, since the same amount of tissue is now stretched over a longer area. But then again, I'm not FAT, and I don't have cellulite looking for refuge behind my jawbone when I laugh.

RevLimiter wrote:Oh, and that picture was taken over SEVEN YEARS AGO in the dead of winter....I'm AT LEAST 20lbs. lighter than when that pic was taken, and I was only about 382 lbs. soaking wet THEN.

Dyslexia noted and corrected.

OK fellas...thanks for proving what a bunch of FUCKING LOWLIFE DICKHEADS you really are. Grow the hell up.

RevLimiter wrote:OK fellas...thanks for proving what a bunch of FUCKING LOWLIFE DICKHEADS you really are. Grow the hell up.

What? Are you my fucking grandmother now? This is a smack board. Deal with it Twinkie lover.

RevLimiter wrote:OK fellas...thanks for proving what a bunch of FUCKING LOWLIFE DICKHEADS you really are. Grow the hell up.

What is with your penchant for going all-caps with certain words? Do you feel it adds WEIGHT to your argument, you FAT FUCKING RETARD?

Make a selection, Paul.

a) cry
b) smack back
c) shut your hole
d) fill your hole -- lots o' fudge

RevLimiter wrote:Grow the hell up.

I'm on board with this. Let's give Rumplebeast a break while we're at it. She is NOT fat. She merely expands when she sits...or stands up.

Q: When the BIG earthquake hits that finally knocks California into the water someday, do you know why the fags will be the first ones out of San Francisco?

























A: They've already got their shit packed.

RevLimiter wrote:OK fellas...thanks for proving what a bunch of FUCKING LOWLIFE DICKHEADS you really are. Grow the hell out.

Hard to keep up.

RevLimiter wrote:

R-Jack wrote:you are fat

Prove it.

Here's the original



Now you can blame the big puffy coat, your laughing or whatever else your imagination can come up with, but the pic doesn't lie.
You were a fat bastard, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Others on here who are not particualrly aesthetic have come clean - guess I just wonder why you don't just jelly roll with it,
like "Roger, Copy that"

Get the drift?

On the ocean, one does not feel an earthquake. But if near shore, a tsunami can be trouble.







The doc says I have fucking crabs.

Rack the Captain Sig troll!

If this was MMA, KCJowls best be tapping out now.

Rack RJ for bringing it from every direction.

R-Jack wrote:My house shook a little bit.

My dog barked. My bottle of wine stayed upright. My kids stayed asleep.

No word if it was biblical in nature or if LTS TARD 2 was smote.

More news to follow after the wine.

You're as cool as they come, R-Jack, but another Bay Area male worried about his glass of Chardonney, fucking hell.

You pussies won't let the military parade in your Gay Area, you raid churches in bitch drag, you bitch moan and "whine," with your briatta, about anything that resembles a little inconvience.

Every(fucking)morning that I wake up, my house is shaking, my dog is barking to get out, and my plastic half gallon of vodka is nowhere to be found, but I still smote the old lady, say my prayers, grab a 40 on the way and go to work and rinse and repeat.

AND I DON'T LIVE IN EARTHQUACK COUNTRY!

Used pair of illegal immigrant pair of gnads on sale at Academy this week only.