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Since Goobs is already running "KC is scared shitless" smack in an unrelated thread, I figured I'd best get a topic started to properly address this game. I know Green Bay fan is feeling froggy after barely getting bye an inept Mule team at Piled High in OT, but you're not playing in Dungver this week.

Less fear for an offense that has zero running game and a statue for a QB. Jared Allen is licking his chops at the prospect of adding Farve to his growing resume of sacks and forced fumbles. Farve gets picked at least twice and KC drop kicks yet another wannabe NFC team right the hell out of ARROWHEAD.

If anything, Pukerfan should be pissing down their leg at prospect of the horrific beatdown they're about to endure.

KC 27
GB 13

Excuse me, Mr. KC mensa, but it was you who first mentioned KC vs GB in that thread.

The only thing that bothers me about this game is that the Packers have the short week while KC is coming off of their bye week. That should make for a close game. Green Bay found a new running back last week in Ryan Grant, and Favre is plenty nimble for a 38-year-old. Also, he adds yet another decent wideout to his arsenal, assuming that Koren Robinson is sober.

Green Bay (with their 12 NFL titles) 24
Kansas Shitty (with their IQ-of-12 fan base) 20

Sig bet?

1. Kansas City has had a bye week to prepare and get healthy.
2. Green Bay is working on a short week with back-to-back road games.
3. Arrowhead is traditionally a difficult place for road teams to win.

For the most part, Kansas City's front seven should be able to get to Favre for two or three sacks, provide consistent pressure throughout the game and kill Green Bay drives before scoring opportunities arise. I don't think we'll be able to force Favre into a poor outing, by any means, but I think Kansas City's defense is good enough to create third-and-long situations.

I could see this happening without any of the factors listed above, but I especially like our chances in this case.

Kansas City's offense, on the other hand, will benefit greatly from those same factors and should be able to move the ball consistently on the Packers defense.

The Chiefs don't need Favre to play miserably to win this weekend, but they absolutely need to minimize costly mistakes on offense. If they can avoid the momentum-killing interception that has plagued this team in recent weeks, good things should happen.

Kansas City - 23
Green Bay - 17

Whitey,

I don’t do sig bets. I think they’re stupid. If by some miracle the Chefs squeak out a win this weekend, I’ll be in here to give them their due and bag on my Packers. I see you working, though. When the Packers win, at least for a week we could see something intelligent and entertaining in a War Wagon post.

The Quiefs are 4-3 in The AFC Worst.....sorry, but the only thing running down anyone's leg is Grief's fans better judgement. Give-Me-Head stadium is not going to scare the Packers and Favre. It will be close, but look 4 you know who to rip your hearts out!

orcinus wrote:Kansas City's defense

IKYABWAI? Ankle-biter? BODE? You're melting? I'm in your dome?

IKYABWAI? Ankle-biter? BODE? You're melting? I'm in your dome?

I'll take "What does Goobs entire smack arsenal consist of" for $100, Alex.

Hey, isn't it almost Deer season up in your neck of the woods? How 'bout you go climb a tree, then fall out and break your neck. That would be most "entertaining" thing you could do.

Way to sack up for a sig bet, pussy.

Home team coming off bye = $ ATS

Home team coming off bye vs. team on short week = $$$ ATS


But, last spread I saw was 1.5, which in the NFL is essentially a pick'em. And I ain't picking against Favre.

From a bettor's perspective, this is an excellent game... to stay clear of.

KC has covered the spread every game except Week 1.

Bet with confidence.

War Wagon wrote: Bet with confidence.

Normally, if I was in a betting mood, that would be fairly solid. A coming-off-bye home team covering a small spread against a short-weeker. Historically/statistically, that's usually money.


But when you get a team on a roll, it gets sketchy. Rather than betting on the home fave(which would normally be pretty slam-dunk), the best bet on a game like this is no bet.

I'm looking for Dwayne Bowe to have about 80 yards receiving and a td.
I'm also hoping to see Farve throw for 300 and a few tds.


I'm not sure a short week means much to the Packers offense but could pose trouble for their defense. I think this amounts to a high scoring game.


Packers 27
Chiefs 24

Correction. KC didn't cover against Jax either.

Still a safe bet in my book. Like someone pointed out in the other thread, KC is the only team Favre has never beaten, and that record will remain intact on Sunday.

Are we talking about winning the game or beating the spread? I don't give a fuck if the Packers win by 1 or 100!!! a win is a fucking win! Look 4 the Pack to roll to 7-1. Favre puts another notch in his belt!

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:IKYABWAI? Ankle-biter? BODE? You're melting? I'm in your dome?

I'll take "What does Goobs entire smack arsenal consist of" for $100, Alex.

So your comeback is simply one more IKYABWAI? Jesus Fucking Christ.

Goober McTuber wrote:

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:IKYABWAI? Ankle-biter? BODE? You're melting? I'm in your dome?

I'll take "What does Goobs entire smack arsenal consist of" for $100, Alex.

So your comeback is simply one more IKYABWAI? Jesus Fucking Christ.

That would be the Trebeck Variant.

Goober McTuber wrote:

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:IKYABWAI? Ankle-biter? BODE? You're melting? I'm in your dome?

I'll take "What does Goobs entire smack arsenal consist of" for $100, Alex.

So your comeback is simply one more IKYABWAI? Jesus Fucking Christ.

Nope, just the quintessential case of "If the shoe fits....".

BTW, how about you try for once to stick to game takes instead of shitting up the thread? I'm getting sick and fucking tired of your ignorant fucking bullshit. If you can't offer up a coherent take that doesn't involve your tired ankle-biting bullshit then STFU.

If the shoe fits? Right. Who’d you steal that from?

If the shoe fits? About as much as anything in your closet still fits, you fat fucking retard.

Goober McTuber wrote:

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:IKYABWAI? Ankle-biter? BODE? You're melting? I'm in your dome?

I'll take "What does Goobs entire smack arsenal consist of" for $100, Alex.

So your comeback is simply one more IKYABWAI? Jesus Fucking Christ.

No, the comeback implies that you go the IKYABWAI card beforehand as a crutch to prop up your pathetically futile attempts at being "intelligent and entertaining".

That's your whole game, Goober McFuckstain. I know it, you know it, and so does everyone else who's had the misfortune of reading your mind numbing, repetitive, nauseatingly boring attempts at "getting over". You're like the cheesehead version of Mr. Bitchshice, just not as wordy.

There comes a point in time when we all reach our breaking point.

Auf Wiedersehen.

My bad, Bruised Vagina Wagon, I was so used to seeing those IKYABWAI comebacks, it just seemed like déjà vu all over again. And if the KC tard contingent is so tired of being beaten about their pinheads over and over for the same things, they should quit repeatedly employing such lame tactics.

orcinus wrote:There comes a point in time when we all reach our breaking point.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Are we talking about your patience for what’s transpired in this thread or the seams in Paul’s pants after yet another feeding at King Buffet?

Goober McTuber wrote:My bad, Bruised Vagina Wagon, I was so used to seeing those IKYABWAI comebacks, it just seemed like déjà vu all over again. And if the KC tard contingent is so tired of being beaten about their pinheads over and over for the same things, they should quit repeatedly employing such lame tactics.

In other words....KC fans shouldn't be so Myopic. That will NEVER happen!

Goober McTuber wrote:I was so used to seeing those IKYABWAI comebacks, it just seemed like déjà vu all over again.

More like, you're so used to being the board fluffer, you toss that IKYABWAI lame entendre out there when none existed in the first place.

Weak as hell, tired as hell, but I guess I've come to expect that. Props for continuing to live down to expectations.

Now then, before this thread gets completely hijacked and shat upon by worthless drivel, can we talk about the fucking game instead? I have no desire to get in a prolonged rope pissing contest.

I hear RB DeShawna Wynne (who?) is out and somebody named Ryan Whatever is now the starter. Gee, you think the Pack's running game can get any more anemic, which is dead last in the league? They already pass the ball on 75% of their plays, which is an unheard of amount and ungodly way to attack a NFL Defense. Will they abandon any semblance of even attempting to run the ball?

Not only is Jared Allen (pretty soon he's going to start being referred to simply as "JA") licking his chops, the entire Chiefs D is going to be pinning their ears back on each and every play.

Goonther is going to devise each and every blitz package known to man, and Farvuh is going to be a sitting duck back there in what shall loosely be referred to for this game as the "pocket".

6 sacks, 2 INT's, and at least one forced fumble in a crazed Arrowhead are what Cheeseheads have to look forward to this Sunday.

Enjoy!

I don't think the Quiefs have a Dre Bly or Champ Baily type corner and we saw how Favre used them like rented Donkeys. The running game is getting better each week so I look for it to have a positive impact on the game. Griefs fan is good @ spewing out wirthless stats, but bottom line is a W.

Cosmo Kramer wrote:I don't think the Quiefs have a Dre Bly or Champ Baily type corner and we saw how Favre used them like rented Donkeys.

Good point. Surtain and Law are hardly in their prime, but they don't need to be to cover a go route. Farve won't have time for that to develop, as he'll be too busy scrambling for his life.

As well, in the Cover II scheme, Page and Pollard provide plenty of support. I'll allow that GB is likely to score on one deep ball, but that won't be enough. For most of the day, they'll be trying to hit the dink and dunk stuff underneath and on the edges of the coverage.

Dinsdale wrote:Home team coming off bye = $ ATS

Home team coming off bye vs. team on short week = $$$ ATS


But, last spread I saw was 1.5, which in the NFL is essentially a pick'em. And I ain't picking against Favre.

From a bettor's perspective, this is an excellent game... to stay clear of.

The deciding factor will be if KC Paul will be in attendance.

I'll still take Bret Farvere over fatso- no circle

The schedule maker is, as orc noted, KC's friend this week.
The game sets up poorly for Green Bay.

I see the Packers turning the ball over 2 or 3 times, giving the Chief offense a little jolt.

KC wins this game 20-17.

orcinus wrote:There comes a point in time when we all reach our breaking point.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Next time, could you make sure the tape machine is running?

TIA

BSmack wrote: Next time, could you make sure the tape machine is running?

There won't be a "next time", B_putz.

War Wagon wrote:

BSmack wrote: Next time, could you make sure the tape machine is running?

There won't be a "next time", B_putz.

Oh, there WILL be a next time. You can set calenders to your melts.

Brett Favre's career TD and INT #s at Arrowhead Stadium (two games): 5TDs, 5INTs. EPIC.

GB has NO ground game, and WILL NOT run on the Chiefs defense. And if Jared Allen doesn't get to Favre at least a couple of times, Tamba Hali and/or Derrick Johnson WILL. Donnie Edwards will ERASE Bubba Franks from the field, and Favre will become once again the INT-tossing savant that we know he can be. D. Bowe will have his way with Chuck Woodson and catch over 100 yards and a TD on him. You don't have a prayer, PukeFan:

KC- 24
GB- 14

BSmack wrote:

War Wagon wrote:

BSmack wrote: Next time, could you make sure the tape machine is running?

There won't be a "next time", B_putz.

Oh, there WILL be a next time. You can set calenders to your melts.

Oh dear. Do you mean to tell me that Melt Wagon went volcanic and a considerate mod deleted something before it could be captured for posterity? Damn. Just send me an IM next time, Melty, I hate to miss this shit.

KC scores about 14 points a game. The Packers will have that many in the first half while the Queefs are shaking off the rust. Last week Manning and Brady beat the only teams they hadn’t beaten before. This week it’s Bret’s turn.

RevLimiter wrote:GB has NO ground game

PSSSST!!!!

Green Bay had more rushing yards in their last outing than did KC in theirs.


KC has a WHOPPING 76 more yards rushing on the season.


It would appear that KC "has NO ground game" either. Not sure how you chalked this up as a plus on the KC side of the ledger.

So it would also appear that it's a battle of pass-chuckers. Hmmm.... Brett Freaking Favre, or Baby Oil? Hmmm.... tough call on that matchup.

Not to mention the fact that Damon Huard has more interceptions this year than the INT-tossing savant has.

They don’t just hand you the title FAT FUCKING RETARD, you have to EARN it.

mvscal wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:GB has NO ground game

PSSSST!!!!

Green Bay had more rushing yards in their last outing than did KC in theirs.

That doesn't mean much if anything at all. Dungver has the worst run defense in the league and John Lynch was out for most of the game.

Except that the trend appears to be pretty consistant through the season.


If you want to play this one on paper, the two team's defenses, based on yards given up, are quite similar, both passing and rushing. Their respective offenses totals aren't terribly similar, though. That stat would be well in favor of GB.


But I'd just as soon they played it out on the field, rather than on paper.

You can call me ALL the names you want to Goobs, but NO WAY IN HELL will the Packers get out of Arrowhead with a win this weekend. NFC teams just don't win here, PERIOD.

RevLimiter wrote:You can call me ALL the names you want to Goobs, but NO WAY IN HELL will the Packers get out of Arrowhead with a win this weekend. NFC teams just don't win here, PERIOD.

Green Bay's Defense will be able to shut down any Offensive threat the Quiefs throw @ them look for the D to account for some points!


Sig bets anyone?

This is going to be a tough game for the Packers this Sunday. I never thought the Packers would be 6-1 at this point, so I really don't know what to expect out of them right now. Favre has never beaten the Chiefs, but he was damn near flawless on Monday.

Ryan Grant looked good on Monday, but that was really his first extensive playing time ever against a really bad run D. I think he is going to be the wild card in the game. If he can somehow get between 80-100 yards the Packers will win the game. If he only gets a yard a carry early in the game McCarthy is going to scrap the run and let Favre try to take control. If that happens, I don't think the Packers win.

I'm curious to see how the Chiefs are going to play the pass. For the past three weeks teams have taken away the quick slant and it has forced Favre to go deep more often. If worked against the Donks, not so much against the Skins though. If those quick slants are there Favre has to take less chances down the field, which is a good thing.

This game is going to be a great test for the young Packers. If they can win back-to-back weeks in Denver and Kansas City, they might just be a legit contender in the NFC.

Pack- 23
Chiefs- 20

packwin13 wrote:
Ryan Grant looked good on Monday, but that was really his first extensive playing time ever against a really bad run D. I think he is going to be the wild card in the game. If he can somehow get between 80-100 yards the Packers will win the game. If he only gets a yard a carry early in the game McCarthy is going to scrap the run and let Favre try to take control. If that happens, I don't think the Packers win.

The Donks run D does blow, so can't judge much on that performance
Chiefs have done pretty well stopping the run, so I'd say it's up to Farve.

Of course The Chiefs also need to score, which hasn't happened nearly enough.
If it turns into a shootout (Ha!) we're in trouble.

Cheifs 17
Puckers 14