T1B

After a banner year last year with James Kim and the two Mt. Hood Climbers (or was it three?), the Oregon Wilderness looks to strike early this season by going to the well again with another mathmatically-inclined Asian.

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First -- thanks Snoregonian. After I dedicated a CFB post claiming the no one, but no one in Oregon refers to the university as "UO"... thanks a bunch. Then again, Oregonian reporters usually aren't Oregonians, so what do they know?


Second -- Ling Chow needs to take a back seat to the beaners who were hauling out trash bags full of weed from their outdoor grow at exactly the same time a search party looking for some other geographically-challenged hiker was hiking up the trail.

"Oh, fancy meeting YOU here... RUN!!!!"


All that work, all that risk... just to drop your crop at the feet of the cops. Awesome.

Always room for another Chinksicle.

Hasn't even really started snowing hard in the mountains yet. Darwin is bringing his midseason form to the preseason... watch out, GPS-challenged Chingers, Chucky is on the warpath.

If he gets eaten by a cougar, that cat will be hungry again in an hour or so.

The Cougars are all in Washington.

You knew that, right?

He needs to be on the lookout for Beavers and Ducks.

Mister Bushice wrote:If he gets eaten by a cougar, that cat will be hungry again in an hour or so.

RACK, however I prefer the version from the movie "Payback".

"You know what the problem with killing a chink is? An hour later you want to do it again."

Mikey wrote:The Cougars are all in Washington.

You knew that, right?

He needs to be on the lookout for Beavers and Ducks.

he was going to go for a hike near Cougar Reservoir

Unless of course that place is a U&L hangout for middle aged bar hags.

Mister Bushice wrote:

Mikey wrote:The Cougars are all in Washington.

You knew that, right?

He needs to be on the lookout for Beavers and Ducks.

he was going to go for a hike near Cougar Reservoir

Unless of course that place is a U&L hangout for middle aged bar hags.

No, worse. It's home to droves of naked hippies who go there to soak in Terwilliger Hot Springs which are nearby.

Mister Bushice wrote: Unless of course that place is a U&L hangout for middle aged bar hags.

Not sure which one you're referring to specifically, but chances are I've been 86'ed.

EUGENE, Ore. (AP) - Officials have found the car of a University of Oregon professor who went missing after a weekend day hike alone.

Daming Xu had planned a hike near Cougar Reservoir area in the Cascades foothills near McKenzie Bridge on Sunday.

His car was found Tuesday at a trailhead seven miles east of Highway 126.

The Lane County Sheriff's Office says the search is expanding with more ground personnel and a helicopter is joining the search.

Xu is 63 and teaches mathematics and statistics at the University of Oregon, where he has been since 1990.

I hear GPS readings are a type of "statistics."

GPS is a good investment for greenhorns who decide to venture into the woods.

I don't even understand how this happens in Western Oregon. Since most here are unfamiliar -- in the woods in Western Oregon, the underbrush is so thick, it's virtually impossible to leave the beaten path.

Memo to hiking tards -- hey, when you take a turn/fork in an unmarked trail, have you ever considered putting some sort of marker down at the fork, even something as simple as shoving a stick in the ground? Maybe break some twigs down along the trail every few hundred feet to show where you've been? Maybe make at least a mental note of the alignment of the highest peak you can see, and gauge direction from it? Basic trail navigation stuff (heaven forbid a topo map and a compass)?


I dunno, I guess I just take it for granted that I spent about half my time growing up in the forest, and what is really basic to me is complicated shit to greenhorns, I guess.

A weekend day hike in the Cascades - alone?

Sounds like a "take me, Chuck - I'm yours" kind of thing.

PSUFAN wrote:A weekend day hike in the Cascades - alone?

Sounds like a "take me, Chuck - I'm yours" kind of thing.

No shit.

In summer, Lost Hiker isn't likely to die from exposure. Once November rolls around, all bets are off. Anyone who doesn't realize that Chuck D. makes his winter home in the Cascades is sure to meet him.

But it still boggles the mind -- all of those trails the city-slickers are likely to take are well-maintained, and have signage much of the way, and they generally have a clear destination, and are well-trodden. What posesses someone to take a turn down a trail that only deer can navigate while on a day hike is beyond me.

Dinsdale wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:A weekend day hike in the Cascades - alone?

Sounds like a "take me, Chuck - I'm yours" kind of thing.

No shit.

In summer, Lost Hiker isn't likely to die from exposure. Once November rolls around, all bets are off. Anyone who doesn't realize that Chuck D. makes his winter home in the Cascades is sure to meet him.

But it still boggles the mind -- all of those trails the city-slickers are likely to take are well-maintained, and have signage much of the way, and they generally have a clear destination, and are well-trodden. What posesses someone to take a turn down a trail that only deer can navigate while on a day hike is beyond me.

Only drawback for Chuck in this instance is that the UO proff had been reproductively mature for about 40 years giving him ample time to spread his now-revealed less-fit seed. However, giving that these days guys like Oregon's own Senator Three Time Bar Exam Flunky (True-look it up) Ron Wyden is still cranking them out at 57, there is still the opportunity for some natural selection to occur here.

Maybe Chuck held off so the dude could spawn a brood of future freeze-dried Prof Foo Yung for the bears.

Q, West Coast Style wrote:Oregon's own Senator Three Time Bar Exam Flunky (True-look it up) Ron Wyden

I think Go-Get-'Em-On-My-Behalf,-Gordon failed the hereosexuality exam more than three times.

And in other U&L news...

SALEM, Ore. (AP) - A grand jury has refused to indict a man police suspected was making hashish or hash oil from his medical marijuana.

Anthony Beasley, 28, was arrested in October. His 24-plant garden abutted a parking lot at McNary High School.

Beasley was evicted from the rental property the day of his arrest.

Police say they found pipes in his home with a concentrate of marijuana, leading them to believe he was producing hashish, or hash oil.

He told police he was extracting the active ingredient of marijuana, known by the initials THC.

The grand jury considered a felony charge of manufacturing a controlled substance within 1,000 feet of a school.

But Marion County Deputy District Attorney Courtland Geyer says the jury's refusal means the case is all but dead.

**Phew!**


Concentrating the cannabanoids results in less material being smoked. Less plant material smoked = lower heath insurance premium for Jimmy Meds.

The Grand Jury did the right thing. Besides, what else are you going to do with all the schwag and carcasses?

And a little more on-topic...

McKENZIE BRIDGE, Ore. - The search for a University of Oregon mathematics and statistics professor missing in the Cascade foothills since Sunday has intensified.

Daming Xu, 63, told his family he was going on a day hike alone in the foothills near the Three Sisters Wilderness Area, but he never returned.

Searchers have been working hard to try to find him and on Thursday they got what they hope will be a break - a helicopter spotted fresh footprints in a snow field.

With darkness setting in, searchers planned to use an infrared device to see if they could pick up any heat signatures in the area. Meanwhile, a more permanent base camp was set up so those who are helping look for Xu could camp out overnight.

Footprints were also discovered on Tuesday and searchers followed them, but they were unable to find Xu anywhere in the area.

Worsening weather is expected to set in, which has made the search effort more pressing.

Of course, someone might want to explain to the reporters, or whoever is spewing the crap, that there's no snow in the "foothills" this time of year... too warm for that. I can see the Cascade foothills just fine from here, and there isn't a speck of snow on them. Gotta go up pretty high to see any "snow fields" this time of year... but what's a little accuracy in a news report? Government Camp is a couple thousand feet higher than the "foothills," and it's been like 50 degrees there every day for the last couplefew weeks... not really conducive to "snow fields."

I think mvscal was right - he's probably tweezer-wanking in the bushes near the hippie bathtub. Maybe Cinder's been camped out there for a few weeks

PSUFAN wrote:Maybe Cinder's been camped out there for a few weeks

Not likely. She's still recovering from the hairline fracture in her jaw and bruised ribs following the Raiders loss last weekend.

fresh footprints in a snow field.......

pick up any heat signatures in the area

I'm gonna hazard a wild guess that "snow" and "heat" aren't going to be present in the same spot for very long.

Dude has been noodle free for 5 days. He's probably not giving off a lot of heat any more. They'd be better off using a chinksicle detector.

Look out, U&L: there be horrors in them woods:

^^^^^^

RACKS

Yah broke out the funny.

PSUFAN wrote:Look out, U&L: there be horrors in them woods:

:)

I'll bet Rumplebeast likes take out chinese over patchouli stew.