T1B

after all of the vicious plungerings and barebacked rapings i've taken today, i've decide to throw up my hands and wave a white flag comprised of my size 48 women's panties tied to a branch. i've had enough. my massive, nati ice fueled ego and irrational logic just can't function well anymore.

i guess i'll hop in my 97 festiva, gather up my collection of drag queen bondage porn, and drive to the land of hopes and dreams: yuima, arizona: where fags and fairies are free to prance around how ever they feel. where TRUE freedom resides.

fuck you all.

Location: Rock Bottom

Oh my dear Lord, I laughed. Hard.

Rack this Troll

This makes three I had nothing to do with.

I've noticed an increase of in-fighting amongst the brothers and sisters of T1B and our distant cousins scattered across the boards since The Great zz Panty Caper broke.

What is happening to us? Why do we tear each other down? Have we lost our humanity?
Can't we all just get along, and unite under the banner of dismantling this guy...



Please...I beg of you...just hold it together 'till the Reindeer Trolls show up.

~~~ presses face up against frosty window...looks longingly up at the night sky, hoping for the joyous sight of reindeer silhouette against a chilly winter's full moon ~~~

...and , dear God, please tell me that can of shaving cream on the sink counter isn't there because zz
decided to [shudder] shave down [/shudder] for his 27 year old "hottie"...

Dear sweet merciful Jesus......no....just....NO!!!!!

There is no 27 year old hottie. I've been trying to explain this for awhile now.

keerist!

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You're toast, AP.

Maybe you'll chose to stay around,
but you, like Shrub, Irie, Paul and a few
select others, will never rise above being
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MadRussian wrote:

Good God!

I've GOT to send ZZ a gift basket of Old Spice products or something of equal or less value, his "coming out" party has inspired this shithole again.

I'm kicking back bored silly and this stuff is really class.

If you fuckers could throw the reindeer back in the mix I'll even spring for a fruit basket for all.

warren wrote:I've GOT to send ZZ a gift basket of Old Spice products or something of equal or less value

Toss a bottle of Windex in the basket so he can clean the money shot off his mirror.

Martyred wrote:...and , dear God, please tell me that can of shaving cream on the sink counter isn't there because zz
decided to [shudder] shave down [/shudder] for his 27 year old "hottie"...

Dear sweet merciful Jesus......no....just....NO!!!!!

Well, he screwed up the concept of “getting into a girl’s pants”. It’s entirely conceivable that he’s looking at “getting a little trim”.

What a rediculous group of people. The way you people are carrying on about this is absurd on so many levels. The reaction is as if this Atomic Punk guy has created a crime against humanity. First of all statistics tell us that about 14% of the population is gay. The number would be higher if not for fear of disclosure due to the stigma attached to homosexuality in our culture. So suppose that Atomic Punk is gay. So what?

Secondly you should evaluate your own posting content and look in that mirror. The things a lot of you habitually write about is continually sexually perverse and of the most negativity possible. Just always looking to bash someone and puff out your chest. What if your family saw how you carried yourself? Impressive?

Third as far as I can tell Atomic Punk is a single man. He has no family to be accountable to and he can get his enjoyment however he wants to. In this case he had on womens underwear and took a picutre. And that is the end of the world? The statistics say that the odds are that some of you posting messages here are either gay or have had gay experiences. Its nearly a sure thing. I have. In college my roommate and I had some homosexual activity. We were single and it was nobodys business exept for our own. Now I'm married and love my wife and children and teach them all right. My party days are long gone but they are nothing to be mocked for.

So if Atomic Punk is gay its no issue. And if he was just blowing off steam or something else it isnt a public matter. And a lot of you act disgracefully worse than he ever has I think. This is silly and just drop it.

Dan Vogel wrote:The statistics say that the odds are that some of you posting messages here are either gay or have had gay experiences. Its nearly a sure thing. I have. In college my roommate and I had some homosexual activity.

Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

Sincerely,

No it isn't.

Once a dick-smoker, always a dick-smoker.

I really think this bears repeating:

Dan Vogel wrote:The statistics say that the odds are that some of you posting messages here are either gay or have had gay experiences. Its nearly a sure thing. I have. In college my roommate and I had some homosexual activity.

Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

Sincerely,

No it isn't.

Once a dick-smoker, always a dick-smoker.

Dan Vogel wrote:In college my roommate and I had some homosexual activity.

That's what Guy Fawkes said.

Dan Vogel wrote:What a rediculous group of people. The way you people are carrying on about this is absurd on so many levels. The reaction is as if this Atomic Punk guy has created a crime against humanity. First of all statistics tell us that about 14% of the population is gay. The number would be higher if not for fear of disclosure due to the stigma attached to homosexuality in our culture. So suppose that Atomic Punk is gay. So what?

Secondly you should evaluate your own posting content and look in that mirror. The things a lot of you habitually write about is continually sexually perverse and of the most negativity possible. Just always looking to bash someone and puff out your chest. What if your family saw how you carried yourself? Impressive?

Third as far as I can tell Atomic Punk is a single man. He has no family to be accountable to and he can get his enjoyment however he wants to. In this case he had on womens underwear and took a picutre. And that is the end of the world? The statistics say that the odds are that some of you posting messages here are either gay or have had gay experiences. Its nearly a sure thing. I have. In college my roommate and I had some homosexual activity. We were single and it was nobodys business exept for our own. Now I'm married and love my wife and children and teach them all right. My party days are long gone but they are nothing to be mocked for.

So if Atomic Punk is gay its no issue. And if he was just blowing off steam or something else it isnt a public matter. And a lot of you act disgracefully worse than he ever has I think. This is silly and just drop it.

Fucking cock sucking pillow biting faggot, does your wife know you are a homo?
Go fist yourself with a lit bundle of dynamite

Dan, I wondered why you haven't been complaining about mvscal's weekly "visits". Don't lie - mvscal's been holding your marriage together, right?

7 years troll free. 7 fukkin' years!!! but, this one's too hard to pass up.

danny boy!!!! wassup, bro?

I miss you, dan. Miss you something terrible.

Whataya say we get together for a few drinks? ;)

dan's college room mate wrote:7 years troll free.

Should have made it at least 8.

Dan,

Did you ever graduate from Cornell?

From his post, it sounds like he graduated from Cornhole.

My guess is that Dan's PM pussy is now full of the REST of the pictures.

Mikey wrote:

dan's college room mate wrote:7 years troll free.

Should have made it at least 8.

EAD, fatboy.

Why don't you get the hot tub ready. I'll swing on over and show you a little something. I bet you'll like it as much as danny.

MadRussian wrote:

Dan Vogel wrote:What a rediculous group of people. The way you people are carrying on about this is absurd on so many levels. The reaction is as if this Atomic Punk guy has created a crime against humanity. First of all statistics tell us that about 14% of the population is gay. The number would be higher if not for fear of disclosure due to the stigma attached to homosexuality in our culture. So suppose that Atomic Punk is gay. So what?

Secondly you should evaluate your own posting content and look in that mirror. The things a lot of you habitually write about is continually sexually perverse and of the most negativity possible. Just always looking to bash someone and puff out your chest. What if your family saw how you carried yourself? Impressive?

Third as far as I can tell Atomic Punk is a single man. He has no family to be accountable to and he can get his enjoyment however he wants to. In this case he had on womens underwear and took a picutre. And that is the end of the world? The statistics say that the odds are that some of you posting messages here are either gay or have had gay experiences. Its nearly a sure thing. I have. In college my roommate and I had some homosexual activity. We were single and it was nobodys business exept for our own. Now I'm married and love my wife and children and teach them all right. My party days are long gone but they are nothing to be mocked for.

So if Atomic Punk is gay its no issue. And if he was just blowing off steam or something else it isnt a public matter. And a lot of you act disgracefully worse than he ever has I think. This is silly and just drop it.

Fucking cock sucking pillow biting faggot, does your wife know you are a homo?
Go fist yourself with a lit bundle of dynamite

Why all the hate towards danny violently anti gax folks have been shown to be supressing gax tendencies. Why don't you let me come over and help you release all that hate.

Danny was just like you when he showed up his freshman year. Now he's as gentle as a labrador retriever puppy.

dan's college room mate wrote:Why don't you get the hot tub ready. I'll swing on over and show you a little something. I bet you'll like it as much as danny.

Stop by my place on the way. I could use a little pick me up. I'm staying at the Lazy T Motel. It's right by a liquor store, a shitty bar, a trailer park, and a halfway house. On the right off Rt. 21 and the expressway.

dan's college room mate wrote:

Mikey wrote:

dan's college room mate wrote:7 years troll free.

Should have made it at least 8.

EAD, fatboy.

Why don't you get the hot tub ready. I'll swing on over and show you a little something. I bet you'll like it as much as danny.

LOL.

I thought I had you pegged. Now I'm sure of it.

If I ever let you in my hot tub I'd have to retrofit with grease filters to skim about 6 inches of melted fat off the top.

BTW, I'm about to start a weight loss thread over in the food forum...it might be a good idea for you to stop by.

dan's college room mate wrote:7 years troll free. 7 fukkin' years!!! but, this one's too hard to pass up.

danny boy!!!! wassup, bro?

danaholic,

You guys could probably get together and watch American Idol or the Bachelor. Maybe discuss your love of all persons named “Clinton”.


P.S. There's a good reason why you should remain troll-free. You're not very good at it.

AP's Self of Steam wrote:I'm staying at the Lazy I Motel.

ftfy.

guess I should have lost the "troll free since 2000" thing first, huh?

Well, rack you fukking sherlocks for sniffing out a shit troll in short order.

So, mike, what sort of illfated diet plan do you have? I guess you've come to the realization thta you need to be in decent shape to outrun the next wildfire when the roads are jammed up by idjits that didn't get the fukk outta dodge in time.

dan's college room mate wrote:Why don't you let me come over and help you release all that hate.

Why not stop by our thuper festhtivus party instead?

Sin,

RadioFan wrote:

dan's college room mate wrote:Why don't you let me come over and help you release all that hate.

Why not stop by our thuper festhtivus party instead?

Sin,

FTFY

smackaholic wrote:So, mike, what sort of illfated diet plan do you have?

Looks like a modified Atkins.

Sorta.

smackaholic wrote:
So, mike, what sort of illfated diet plan do you have? I guess you've come to the realization thta you need to be in decent shape to outrun the next wildfire when the roads are jammed up by idjits that didn't get the fukk outta dodge in time.

Not that ambitious. I just want to make sure I can still fit into my Hyundai.

Can I give it a try? I'm feeling like a puss filled zit.

sin,