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5. Douchbag
4. Bennish
3. Dan Vogel
2. AP's Dignity
1. Dan Vogels college Gaybud

Dishororable Mention - Nic

Let's step it up here people.......

Prime - Your Thoughts?

i personally think the vogel troll (if he's a troll AT ALL) and douchebag are two of the best trolls here. if it wasn't for DB putting you mealy mouthed motherfuckers in your places, this place would be a fucking wasteland of filth and incivility.

Screw_Michigan wrote:i personally think the vogel troll (if he's a troll AT ALL)

So Babs, you basically admitting your totally clueless?

Props to you, I guess.

Those who know not and know they know not are children - Teach them

KC Scott wrote:So Babs, you basically admitting your totally clueless?

babs hasn't been around for over a year, and it's called PLAYING ALONG, you stupid fuck.

Calories and Dumbfuckery have a stranglehold on the greater Kansas City area. You pathetic dickholes aren't qualified to critique nutritional statistics on the side of a cereal box, let alone QUESTION DOUCHEBAG AND THE FUCKING CREW.

Fuck you, asswipe.

How many times does this have to be fucking stated? We aren't here to humor you, ballsmacker. If you want "entertainment" then just wait until we release a bondage film featuring your fat, ugly whore of a wife getting plowed in the shitter by our leather-clad cocks.

I stop and think about what a strange person KC Scott must be. I only occassionally come on to this board and am one of the few people posting rational thoughts and so in a twisted world view he assumes I am a troll. Normal people must be trolls. Wow. Whatever gets you through your day KC Scott.

I've noticed a halt to the bashing of Atomic Punk since I set the record correct. That's good. There may be hope afterall.

Dan Vogel wrote:I stop and think about what a strange person KC Scott must be. I only occassionally come on to this board and am one of the few people posting rational thoughts and so in a twisted world view he assumes I am a troll. Normal people must be trolls. Wow. Whatever gets you through your day KC Scott.

I've noticed a halt to the bashing of Atomic Punk since I set the record correct. That's good. There may be hope afterall.

No, the wytches just ran out of material and Atomic Panties has gone ghost. Rest assured that the nanosecond Anally Penetrated reappears, the beatings will recommence.

Dan Vogel wrote:I stop and think about what a strange person KC Scott must be. I only occassionally come on to this board and am one of the few people posting rational thoughts and so in a twisted world view he assumes I am a troll. Normal people must be trolls. Wow. Whatever gets you through your day KC Scott.

I've noticed a halt to the bashing of Atomic Punk since I set the record correct. That's good. There may be hope afterall.

Called the FBI says what?

I've had a "Hey FBI - take me, I banged Dan Vogels pets until they spit blood" sign in my yard for a month.

You have no control here, Dan.

Resume the hidden abuse of your children, and pretend you are teaching them how to be adults.

I'm not a troll.

She's a witch.

Burn her.

Mister Bushice wrote:Called the FBI says what?

FBI yes. And they continue to have this board on their monitor list. I receive periodic updates at my request. So laugh if you want. A handful of people here have been and are being explored because of my complaint. Maybe threatening sexual language directed toward another person's children is a laughing matter to you but police have a different viewpoint. Much different. If you think you can post pedophile threats then go for it big man. Watch what websites you visit and watch your mouth in here if you're as smart as you pretend to be. You'll be finding yourself in a mess you never dreamt of sir.

And the last thing you'd never talk to my face what you say here. Never in a million years. You can think about that along with the other things you've been told. If you're as smart as you think you are.

Bennish wrote:I'm not a troll.

I agree...

Smack Fodder as brutal as "AP taking photo's of himself in Panties" is nothing short of Epic, but still is obviously miles over your head.

You don't know when to "Shut the Fuck Up".......
Do yourself a favor and pay attention

Saladtosser was nails in his assessment and even with Major Private and a few others "pissing themselves" dry with excitement it was the some of the funniest shit ever on these shit boards....
But your posts in it sucked serious ass.
You fucking suck, so shut the fuck up!

mmmmkay?

Dinsdale wrote:How'd you like to be a fly on the wall in that room?

Wag's wrote:It contains the shit starting, spamming bitches who run around from board to BOARD looking to gain some cred for their pathetic existance by posting at all hours of the day and night.

RadioFan wrote:Good God, RACK 88.

HeadHoontah wrote:I could be fucking Bruce Vilanch on a bad hair day. I might be two feet seven inches and 318 Lbs. None of that matters until I mash "submit"

HyGoobaColonic wrote:I think AP is just struggling with the concept of “getting into a girl’s pants”.

Wearing pants from a hottie,
As I stand by the potty,
I called Raider James, and gots me some game,
Walking 'round in women's underwear.

Hey Mikey wrote:The other decal I don't get is the one on the SUV that shows how big your family is. You know, like two big fish and three little fish, or two big pairs of shoes and four little sandals, or maybe even two big pics of AP in his panties and three little pics of perk.

RJackson wrote:He then in turn sent those pictures, which he claimed were for his younger hot girlfriend, to more people than he can recall. Then he spun into how the granny panties that fit a guy in his 40s whose weight battles mirror Oprahs somehow were owned by a hot 27 year old, proving that beauty is in the lazy eye of the beholder.

OCMike wrote:Don't be ashamed that your girlfriend strolling into Lane Bryant is like Norm walking into Cheers.

Perk wrote:This is sounding like an episode of What Not To Wear (...on the internet).

PSUFAN wrote:I assumed the streaks on the mirror were jizz spray. I see now that they were probably spittle foam.

Socalvansmack wrote:Wait for the lab report. When plus sized panties get in a bunch there's no telling how far and wide MSR, man spunk residue, can travel.

Outstanding...!

MissC wrote:Karma is a bitch

poptart better run like hell then....

Dan Vogel wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:Called the FBI says what?

FBI yes. And they continue to have this board on their monitor list.

Hear that, RackFu?

Your bosses are watching, so you'd better make a special effort not to be such a fucktard as per usualm

Dan Vogel wrote:FBI yes. And they continue to have this board on their monitor list.

Sounds like yet another colossal waste of taxpayer money.

Dan Vogel wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:Called the FBI says what?

FBI yes. And they continue to have this board on their monitor list. I receive periodic updates at my request. So laugh if you want. A handful of people here have been and are being explored because of my complaint. Maybe threatening sexual language directed toward another person's children is a laughing matter to you but police have a different viewpoint. Much different. If you think you can post pedophile threats then go for it big man. Watch what websites you visit and watch your mouth in here if you're as smart as you pretend to be. You'll be finding yourself in a mess you never dreamt of sir.

And the last thing you'd never talk to my face what you say here. Never in a million years. You can think about that along with the other things you've been told. If you're as smart as you think you are.

If your dumbass thinks anybody is serious or should be taken seriously about what get posted on this type of board or that the FBI would do nothing other than laugh when they releasize this is a SMACK board you fucking closet semen junkie.
Go nail a railroad spike into your sidewalk with your temple ,shit troll

Socratic irony takes place when someone (classically a teacher) pretends to be foolish or ignorant, to expose the ignorance of another (and the teaching-audience, but not the student-victim, realizes the teacher's plot).

You have a lot of insight into yourself.

MadRussian wrote:

Dan Vogel wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:Called the FBI says what?

FBI yes. And they continue to have this board on their monitor list. I receive periodic updates at my request. So laugh if you want. A handful of people here have been and are being explored because of my complaint. Maybe threatening sexual language directed toward another person's children is a laughing matter to you but police have a different viewpoint. Much different. If you think you can post pedophile threats then go for it big man. Watch what websites you visit and watch your mouth in here if you're as smart as you pretend to be. You'll be finding yourself in a mess you never dreamt of sir.

And the last thing you'd never talk to my face what you say here. Never in a million years. You can think about that along with the other things you've been told. If you're as smart as you think you are.

If your dumbass thinks anybody is serious or should be taken seriously about what get posted on this type of board or that the FBI would do nothing other than laugh when they releasize this is a SMACK board you fucking closet semen junkie.
Go nail a railroad spike into your sidewalk with your temple ,shit troll

It's more fun to come up with creative ways to describe dannies sexual practices with his own progeny than it is to take him seriously.

After all he did talk his son to enjoying it in the End.

Bennish wrote:You have a lot of insight into yourself.

Translation: "I have no idea wtf Y2K is talking about."

I was waiting for him to illustrate his own point, but you beat him to it.

RadioFan wrote:

Bennish wrote:You have a lot of insight into yourself.

Translation: "I have no idea wtf Y2K is talking about."

My Bad......

I forgot to post the pictures.

Bennish wrote:I was waiting for him to illustrate his own point, but you beat him to it.

No, you didn't understand his point, cunt.

Nice try, though.

Y2K wrote:Socratic irony takes place when someone (classically a teacher) pretends to be foolish or ignorant, to expose the ignorance of another (and the teaching-audience, but not the student-victim, realizes the teacher's plot).

Where are you going with this?





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