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31-17 'Zona IN THE 4TH.

Buh Bye Duckies.

1. LSU
2. OU
3. KU
4, MU

Gee looks like a Big XII team might be playing for the ADT trophy after all.

:bwa:

Dins responds:



Knock yourself out, kid

I do have to say I feel sorry for Dins' liver right about now. It will be lying next to him crying in the morning.

Zona 31

Quackers- 24

8 minutes left.

We might just have a game.

God help my scroll wheel if the Ducks make this comeback.

The Ducks can't do shit without Dixon.

Too bad.

Lamest 2 minute drill I've ever seen.

Mikey wrote:Lamest 2 minute drill I've ever seen.

I just wish Leaf had been miced. You know he had to be screaming "Leave me alone! Quit talking to me!" to some reporter after the game. It's a family tradition.

The stage was set...

The #2 curse ranking

Thursday night game

Zona in November


And then...

I saw Ryan Leaf in Ducks gear on the sideline. The meltdown was imminent.

Speaking of..how many other backup QBs across the nation are allowed to bring their family on the sidelines?

Paging SEASON OVER shit troll...

As much as I'd like to yuck it up and BWA-HAHA at Duck fans expense, this result makes me sad in a small way. Talking shit with and against Dins over his beloved PAC 10 Quacks vs. the Big XII is sorta' a guilty pleasure that's now been taken away.

Who will step up to fill that cavernous void? SEC fan? Gimme a break.

QQMF has now turned into QQMA.

IndyFrisco wrote:Speaking of..how many other backup QBs across the nation are allowed to bring their family on the sidelines?

Good question.

Maybe because Cryin is a (successful) coach?


But seeing a Cougin' It in Duck gear was a baaaaaaad omen... especially that Coug It.

And Coug It they did.

KC Scott wrote:1. LSU
2. OU
3. KU
4, MU

No Fucking Way Oklahomo should rank ahead of KU, and probably not even ahead of Mizzou.

That is absolute, total Bullfuckingshit.

If OU has the same record as Mizzou and beat them head-to-head, why should they be ranked behind them?

Quality wins

I really don't (objectively) see Missouri's quality wins being stellar enough to trump the head-to-head factor. But I guess that's for another forum.

Sudden Sam wrote: Ummm...Kansas hasn't played even one real game yet.

Yet KU beat the team that beat OU, so go figure.

War Wagon wrote:

Sudden Sam wrote: Ummm...Kansas hasn't played even one real game yet.

Yet KU beat the team that beat OU, so go figure.

Almost sounds like a PLAYOFF would be in order.

Nah, better to let a bunch of bloodsucking bowl honks make a mess of things yet again.

BSmack wrote:Nah, better to let a bunch of bloodsucking bowl honks make a mess of things yet again.

BUT, BUT, BUT that would mean COMPROMISING the integrity of the regular season! every game is a playoff?

Every year I have the same hopes for all college sports in the DC/MD/VA area.

I always hope they all start, progress and finish really badly. Less media attention gets focused on the meaningless nonentities 'round here that way.

The problem is the media likes to seize upon even the least little thing and run with it ad nauseam.

This year kinda sucked because the naval academy made waves ( ) like they done gone and won the Super Bowl (quite a feat for a college team, eh?). Usually that organization is nice and quiet. But of course all that happened was they beat some other college team and it was a regular season game. There's teh funnay all over the place because now there's a new GENIUS coach in the area (I still don't know his name) who brought Navy into the forefront of national college football prominence because his team beat Notre Dame. I had no idea that was a big deal; what, ND never loses or something? Are they the Patriots of the college game?

Fukk this. Hey Terry in Crapchester, are you ND alums behind on your payments to the players or something? Your players not motivated or the like? C'mon mang, y'all gotta do whatever it takes to make sure the "Navy" team never pulls some shit like that again.

Thanks,



velocet

Cuda wrote:Quality wins

Illinois is better than Texas?

Maybe you mean that Ole Miss is better than Miami?

Ooooooooh oooooooh I know you mean Illinois State is better than North Texas?

Cuda obviously ignored the first rule of posting in this thread... think before hitting submit!

SunCoastSooner wrote:

Cuda wrote:Quality wins

Illinois is better than Texas?

They did go into the Horseshoe and beat down Ohio State. They are 4-1 against top 25 teams. What has Texas done this year besides go 1-1 against top 25 teams and get a lot of love in the polls because they are Texas?

Maybe you mean that Ole Miss is better than Miami?

Definitely. A steaming pile of shit is better than Miami.

Ooooooooh oooooooh I know you mean Illinois State is better than North Texas?

Who gives a fuck?

Cuda obviously ignored the first rule of posting in this thread... think before hitting submit!

He always does. But this time he happened to be right.

SunCoastSooner wrote:Cuda obviously ignored the first rule of posting in this thread... think before hitting submit!

That must be a bug going around right now...

BSmack wrote:

SunCoastSooner wrote:

Cuda wrote:Quality wins

Illinois is better than Texas?

They did go into the Horseshoe and beat down Ohio State. They are 4-1 against top 25 teams. What has Texas done this year besides go 1-1 against top 25 teams and get a lot of love in the polls because they are Texas?

Maybe you mean that Ole Miss is better than Miami?

Definitely. A steaming pile of shit is better than Miami.

Ooooooooh oooooooh I know you mean Illinois State is better than North Texas?

Who gives a fuck?

Cuda obviously ignored the first rule of posting in this thread... think before hitting submit!

He always does. But this time he happened to be right.

Have you watched any college football this season? Miami may be bad but Ole Miss could possibly be the WORST team in any BCS conference.

BSmack wrote: What has Texas done this year?

They managed to get ass raped by Kansas State yet again.

SunCoastSooner wrote:Have you watched any college football this season? Miami may be bad but Ole Miss could possibly be the WORST team in any BCS conference.

No way they're worse than Syracuse.

Which makes Buffalo the worst team in D1, right?

BSmack wrote:No way they're worse than Notre Dame.

FTFY. wouldn't a syr-nd rematch be fukkin epic about now?

TWIS, Drew Willy is a pretty darn good QB. Turner Gill is improving UBuff as much as can be done.

PSUFAN wrote:TWIS, Drew Willy is a pretty darn good QB. Turner Gill is improving UBuff as much as can be done.

UB had better enjoy Gill while they can. He's got to be counting the minutes until Callahan is fired.

Why do so many people want me fired? Look what Oregon did w/o their starting QB; and I'm down to my 4th string QB - a converted WR.....

And my 3rd string RB....


Sincerely,


Karl Dorrell



ANSWER: 44-6 vs. Utah with everyone healthy.

ANSWER: Losing to ND with anyone eligible.

- Throw the history of Illinois and Texas football out the window for a moment, and put THESE two teams on the gridiron right now and that game is basically a pick'em. On a neutral field, I'd take the Illini. It's a solid football team that has beaten quality teams and has quite a few offensive weapons.

- No talk of the BCS's worst team can be credible unless Minnesota is mentioned. They might be worse than ND.

Wait...naaaaaaah.

If Lou Holtz gives the Irish a pre-game pep talk, then I say ND only loses by 10 to Duke.

SunCoastSooner wrote:Ole Miss could possibly be the WORST team in any BCS conference.

Please, don't make Coach O take his shirt off.

I'd like to put a vote in for the Gophers as being the worst BCS conference team.

Sudden Sam wrote: Ummm...Kansas hasn't played even one real game yet.

Can't beat Louisiana Fucking Monroe at home says what?

SEC meatgrinder, huh?

Enjoy Auburn stomping a mudhole in your ass for the zillionth straight year.

Or maybe not. They're in your league...so for once, Alabama has a real shot at winning.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:If Lou Holtz gives the Irish a pre-game pep talk, then I say ND only loses by 10 to Duke.

The sad thing is, they may actually let him do that horseshit, for another year.

Actually, come to think of it, it is the most unintentional funniest shit on TV, this side of local news, during sweeps month.

Check out the music, in this "news" report, by Burt Mummolo. (yep, that's his real name)

When the link comes up, click on the video. Most unintentional (from their perspective) funniest local TV news story, ever.

Best lines:

Mr. Foooox!

His silence, STILL intact.



And, from the dumbass anchor, no doubt trying to suck either Burt's or her GM's dick:

GREAT story. Thanks Burt.

Sudden Sam wrote:

Shoalzie wrote:I'd like to put a vote in for the Gophers as being the worst BCS conference team.

Hell, they almost knocked off Wisconsin.

No they didn’t.

I doubt that you watched the game, Sam. And I never said that Wisconsin dominated. Wisconsin-Minnesota is a rivalry game, and Minnesota probably played their best game of the year. But Wisconsin was never in imminent danger of losing the game.

Sudden Sam wrote:WTF does Alabama have to do with the fact that Kansas hasn't played a single decent team?

Sam, take a look at the people who've declared themselves CFB "experts" in the last few weeks.

Not think back, and reflect on the general intelligence level those same posters have displayed in your time on these boards.


Seeing a theme?

Do you still need to ask how Bama losing gives them BODE over you?

It's much like Oregon losing give Big12Fan-come-lately BODE, and obviously means Kansas is the GREATEST CORN FED STUDS EVER!!!!


Tell me you knew? The double-transitive theory of BODE is strong in Midwesterners who aren't doing a very good job trying to hide the fact they've never actually watched college fgootball before now.

Dinsdale wrote:
It's much like Oregon losing give Big12Fan-come-lately BODE, and obviously means Kansas is the GREATEST CORN FED STUDS EVER!!!!

At 11-0 I'd have to say that they're the best team in CFB...RIGHT NOW.

Mikey wrote: At 11-0 I'd have to say that they're the best team in CFB...RIGHT NOW.

That's odd -- the paid professionals seem to disagree with you... why is that?

A) You know somethoing they don't

B) You speak of things you don't know about?


Must be that SoS ranking of 101 out of 119 that makes them so good.

Dinsdale wrote:

Mikey wrote: At 11-0 I'd have to say that they're the best team in CFB...RIGHT NOW.

That's odd -- the paid professionals seem to disagree with you... why is that?

The same logic that makes Adrian Peterson the best RB in the NFL.


(The RIGHT NOW out front should have tipped you off on that, BTW)