tebow breaks hand...
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:28 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:22 pm
Must have rubbed up against some kryptonite.
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:26 pm
Non throwing hand.....he'll be fine.
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:50 pm
Right hand, left hand... He could still beat Michigan single-handedly.Non throwing hand.....he'll be fine.
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:58 pm
Why does Tebow even need arms? They can just direct snap the football into his mouth and he can fire passes out of his pee hole.
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:03 pm
He could beat the WHOLE Big 10 single handedly...
FTFY Lance...
FTFY Lance...
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:06 pm
So now he needs to get a real girlfriend?
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:00 pm
He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him.
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:32 pm
This is nothing....you should see the Florida sites....everyone tries to outdue everybody else....ie superman, insert any act of god here, etc
I think its awesome!!!! First dude to go 20+ tds pass and 20+ tds rushing.
All of it well deserved. Too bad he doesn't play defense.
I think its awesome!!!! First dude to go 20+ tds pass and 20+ tds rushing.
All of it well deserved. Too bad he doesn't play defense.
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:31 pm
^^^^^^^
give Urban time
give Urban time
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:11 am
And here I thought he was invincible.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:40 am
he is invincible.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:02 pm
The system is designed to allow him to hang up so many TDs. Sheeeesh the only reason Gaytor fan has a hard on for him is he is the first male they have ever seen with perfect teeth and lives in a house with out wheels on it.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:27 pm
The system? The same one that just racked up 45 on your Geno Hayes lead noles with drooling, diaper wearing bowden on teh sideline?Nolesy wrote:The system is designed to allow him to hang up so many TDs. Sheeeesh the only reason Gaytor fan has a hard on for him is he is the first male they have ever seen with perfect teeth and lives in a house with out wheels on it.
Best news? Bowden gets a contract extension. Music to Gator fan's ears. Hell, give him a lifetime extension. Booby is 0-3 vs UMIII.
Have fun in mediocrity. Not so much fun beating when you suck.
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:14 am
http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/s ... 1124.shtml
Thought it was funny regardless of the other thread.
Thought it was funny regardless of the other thread.