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Redskins safety Taylor shot at his home
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:47 pm
by Th
http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d ... nfirm=true
Whatever happened to saving this shit for the OFFseason?
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:40 pm
by BSmack
The latest by way of PFT.com
POSTED 3:22 p.m. EST, November 26, 2007
TAYLOR "CLINGING TO LIFE" by Michael David Smith
Jason La Canfora of the Washington Post reports that Sean Taylor's lawyer describes the Redskins safety as "clinging to life" after losing massive amounts of blood when he was shot early this morning.
Per the report, attorney Richard Sharpstein, speaking from Miami's Jackson Memorial Hospital, said Taylor is "nonresponsive and unconscious" and the doctors are "worried about a possible brain injury or death."
Sharpstein described Taylor's family and doctors as worrying that Taylor may have lost oxygen to the brain as a result of blood loss from being shot in the femoral artery in the thigh.
"They're waiting to see if he comes to," Sharpstein said. "Right now he's clinging to life and we're all praying he makes it."
Damn
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:01 pm
by RevLimiter
mvscal wrote:Good for him.
You're a fucking dickhead.
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:30 pm
by See You Next Wednesday
Fill me in, why is he a thug?
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:52 pm
by RumpleForeskin
I gotta agree with mv here. Darwin was the master of marionettes in this thing. Taylor has a gift and he tried to fuck it up many times. Karma got to him.
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:55 pm
by War Wagon
Shawn who?
Am I supposed to know, or even care, who this person is?
An NFL player got shot. Seems he musta' pissed off the wrong people. Big shocker, that.
Oh, and he was a Miami Hurrigangstah? Now I'm even more shocked.
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:58 pm
by RumpleForeskin
I guess Goodell has taken a more aggressive approach in regards to issuing punishment to the players.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:16 am
by Shoalzie
See You Next Wednesday wrote:Fill me in, why is he a thug?
Went to 'Da U'...it kind of comes with the territory.
All seriousness though...best wishes to him on making a full recovery.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:34 am
by Mikey
Did they check the "girlfriend" for GSR?
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:01 am
by DamnTheCowboys
mvscal wrote:Spitting in Michael Pittman's face
who, incidently, is a lowlife wife beater. At least he picked the right face to spit in.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:11 am
by peter dragon
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:59 pm
by poptart
peter dragon wrote:he didnt make it
What a pussy.
- mvscal
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:41 pm
by Shoalzie
My condolences to his family...very sad news to start a day.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:46 pm
by RevLimiter
poptart wrote:peter dragon wrote:he didnt make it
What a pussy.
- mvscal
Sad but true.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:56 pm
by BSmack
I wonder what the cap implications are. Does this free up money for the Skins? Or does all that "dead" money accelerate against the cap?
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:03 pm
by Shoalzie
BSmack wrote:I wonder what the cap implications are. Does this free up money for the Skins? Or does all that "dead" money accelerate against the cap?
Really? You think Snyder is thinking this morning 'I'm so glad his salary is off the books now.' Come on...
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:06 pm
by BSmack
Shoalzie wrote:BSmack wrote:I wonder what the cap implications are. Does this free up money for the Skins? Or does all that "dead" money accelerate against the cap?
Really? You think Snyder is thinking this morning 'I'm so glad his salary is off the books now.' Come on...
I don't know, or care what Snyder is thinking. It's about as relevant as cousin fucking is to my question.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:07 pm
by Shoalzie
BSmack wrote:Shoalzie wrote:BSmack wrote:I wonder what the cap implications are. Does this free up money for the Skins? Or does all that "dead" money accelerate against the cap?
Really? You think Snyder is thinking this morning 'I'm so glad his salary is off the books now.' Come on...
I don't know, or care what Snyder is thinking. It's about as relevant as cousin fucking is to my question.
Wow, that's a blast from the past...
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:10 pm
by BSmack
Shoalzie wrote:Wow, that's a blast from the past...
Is it in poor taste to beat a dead horse in this thread?
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:10 pm
by Shoalzie
To answer your question...I'm sure his base salary is off the books but I'm sure his signing bonus is pro-rated for the length of his contract.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:12 pm
by Shoalzie
BSmack wrote:Shoalzie wrote:Wow, that's a blast from the past...
Is it in poor taste to beat a dead horse in this thread?
Whatever floats your boat...I can give a crap what you say about me.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:32 pm
by BSmack
Shoalzie wrote:BSmack wrote:Is it in poor taste to beat a dead horse in this thread?
Whatever floats your boat...I can give a crap what you say about me.
Christ on a crutch Shoalz, it's not ALL about you.
If you believe in an afterlife, is Taylor going to heaven or hell?
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:28 pm
by BBMarley
Sharpstein said Taylor's girlfriend told him the couple was awakened by loud noises, and Taylor grabbed a machete he keeps in the bedroom for protection.
All that money and he couldn't afford one shotgun/handgun? Was he keeping it real for his ancestors?
According to the ESPN article- someone broke through the bedroom door and opened fire right away- which means they were coming after him... not breaking into the house and got caught. Defintely seems like there is something more to it- probably mixed up with some bad shit..
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:37 pm
by poptart
Maybe he forgot to return some library books.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:41 pm
by Th
BSmack wrote:"dead" money
POOR taste -
HAD to be done.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:44 pm
by Dinsdale
BBMarley wrote:
All that money and he couldn't afford one shotgun/handgun? Was he keeping it real for his ancestors?
When you commit a crime with a gun, generally the conditions of release bar you from having guns in the future.
But hey, at least he died doing what he loved... he was REPREZENTIN', YO!!!!!
Until this season, in which I'm giving Randy Shannon the benefit of the doubt, since he seems truly comitted to cleaning up Duh U, if I'm an NFL GM, I'm not touching any Miami players. Hell, even the great ones seem to have an unbelievably disproportionate number of legal problems/off field incidents.
Speaking of... how funny is it that the whole "gangsta/thug culture" at DuhU was started by a rich white kid from the suburbs?
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:50 pm
by BSmack
Dinsdale wrote:Speaking of... how funny is it that the whole "gangsta/thug culture" at DuhU was started by a rich white kid from the suburbs?
Jimmy Johnson?
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:50 pm
by Dinsdale
War Wagon wrote:Shawn who?
Am I supposed to know, or even care, who this person is?
Collegiate All-American
1st Round Draft Pick
Pro Bowler
I suppose you'd know if you followed NFL football.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:55 pm
by Dinsdale
BSmack wrote:Jimmy Johnson?
He didn't start it, he merely turned a blind eye while it happened under his watch.
And bringing Dennis Erickson in to clean it up is akin to bringing mvscal to a NAACP meeting. Hell, Erickson nutured a gangsta culture in Corvallis, home of Sheepfuckers and big belt buckles... a monumental task, which few could pull off.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:13 pm
by jiminphilly
Dinsdale wrote:BBMarley wrote:
All that money and he couldn't afford one shotgun/handgun? Was he keeping it real for his ancestors?
When you commit a crime with a gun, generally the conditions of release bar you from having guns in the future.
Legally, anyway. I doubt anyone will be breaking into Tank Johnson's house anytime soon and he's not allowed to have guns either..
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:21 pm
by Goober McTuber
Dinsdale wrote:War Wagon wrote:Shawn who?
Am I supposed to know, or even care, who this person is?
Collegiate All-American
1st Round Draft Pick
Pro Bowler
I suppose you'd know if you followed NFL football.
NFL football? In Kansas City? Who are you trying to kid?
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:18 pm
by RevLimiter
Goobs tried to make a FUNNAY....
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:11 pm
by velocet
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:45 pm
by Goober McTuber
RevLimiter wrote:Goobs tried to make a FUNNAY....
Fuck off, ankle-biter.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:46 pm
by BBMarley
You missed one...
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:46 pm
by DallasFanatic
BBMarley wrote:You missed one...
I knew he always wanted to be a Cowboy.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:28 pm
by Felix
KING OF PAGE 2
BSmack wrote:
Is it in poor taste to beat a dead horse in this thread?
the only mistake you made is in using the terms "taste" and "this thread" in the same sentence.....
"taste" left town yesterday...
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:54 pm
by Dinsdale
RACK "thug life 4EVER!!!!!"
Even if "4ever" comes a little earlier than planned.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:09 am
by RevLimiter
Goober McTuber wrote:RevLimiter wrote:Goobs tried to make a FUNNAY....
Fuck off, ankle-biter.
IKYABWAI.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:51 pm
by Goober McTuber
RevLimiter wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:RevLimiter wrote:Goobs tried to make a FUNNAY....
Fuck off, ankle-biter.
IKYABWAI.
That’s not IKYABWAI. I’m mocking you, you FAT fucking RETARD.
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