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Who can tell me the average price for a half an ounce of marijuana?

My 19 year old son had dope in his glove compartment. I took it and locked it away!

(I will either flush it down the toilet or burn it ( not smoke it).

Back in my day, a half an ounce cost $20. I assume it is much higher now.

I don't smoke dope, haven't in over 25 years. I understand that my sons may be enticed but I will not allow it!

I do not care how old he is, if he is in my house.. I rule!!

but back to my question,

What is the average price for a half an ounce of marijuana?

$60 for 3.5grams at the clubs here in Cali.
$50 for 3.5 grams on the street according to a police report I read last month.

Hypocritical dumbfuck wrote:(I will either flush it down the toilet or burn it ( not smoke it).

Back in my day, a half an ounce cost $20. I assume it is much higher now.

I don't smoke dope, haven't in over 25 years.

Brilliant.

Jack wrote: My 19 year old son had dope in his glove compartment. I took it and locked it away!

Where? In the dope compartment?

and if so, how did you get so close to KC Pauls room?

Jack wrote:Who can tell me the average price for a half an ounce of marijuana?

My 19 year old son had dope in his glove compartment. I took it and locked it away!

Take comfort in the fact he probably sucked some dude's dick for that weed. I hear that's what it's come to on the street, nowadays.

Like you would even know what a half-ounce would look like. It's probably a dime bag.

A dime bag?



How much can your get for 10 cents these days?

How much would you have to pay for a whole lid?

mvscal wrote:

Jack wrote:I do not care how old he is, if he is in my house.. I rule!!

It was in his glove comparment in his car. It's really none of your fucking business, you fucking retarded faggot.

I guess that depends on where the car is parked and who's name the title is in.

That aside, if my kid had weed in his glove compartment I'd trash it just on general principles. Face it, if someone as dimwitted as Jack could find it, the local PD would be able to sniff it out as well. I'm as anti-drug war as anyone on this planet, but I also want to teach my kids to be reasonably street smart.

BSmack wrote: I also want to teach my kids to be reasonably street smart.

So how old before you get them their first butterfly knives?

BSmack wrote:I also want to teach my kids to be reasonably street smart.

Well, it is Jack.

If his posting style is an any way indicative of his "street smarts," much less his "teaching," it pretty much epitomizes the U.S.

'Cauz wer're smart an suf. We kint find I-rack on a mapp and sheet. How much es some pott, agains? No reely.

Dude, quit insulting Miss Teen South Carolina.

After all, it's pretty obvious the price of marijuana is like, well like I believe in freedom and like, the I-rack, well freedome should come within, such as the South Africa and the I-rack. And further more, the marijuana and Jack are like, in freedom, and the I-rack, are like, the South Africa and the I-rack, and all of the Asian Countries, like the Jack and the I-rack, we should have education for all, for the I-rack.

And the marijuana is, like, the I-rack, and all of the glove compartments and the Jacks, are like, all of the Asian Countries, but we need to have education for the Jack, and all the Asian Countries, and the Jack, and the I-rack R-Jack.

Mikey wrote:A dime bag?



How much can your get for 10 cents these days?

How much would you have to pay for a whole lid?

3 Joints in a lid? Dude, you must be from California.

Mikey wrote:

BSmack wrote: I also want to teach my kids to be reasonably street smart.

So how old before you get them their first butterfly knives?

Butterfly knives? What? Is this the 50s?

BSmack wrote:

Mikey wrote:

BSmack wrote: I also want to teach my kids to be reasonably street smart.

So how old before you get them their first butterfly knives?

Butterfly knives? What? Is this the 50s?

I remember Two-Bit had a real tuff butterfly knive. He pocketed it from the corner store when we were at the Dairy Queen laying the groundrules down for the latest rumble.

Two Bit has fallen on tuff times. He just sold the knife to pay for another tube of Valtrex.

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

$25 for MexiSchwag.

Holy fuck, where to begin?

First off...


Jack -- you're a tard, no doubt... but please tell us you weren't rifling through your 19yo's glove box for no reason?

Let's see... second, I feel compelled to RACK Mikey's reference to a "lid." If you're with a group of stoners, any references to a "lid" will always get laughs.

JSC -- if you know where to dump halvesies of chron (BTW -- we invented that in the U&L, too... RACK the Pioneer known as BC) for 4 bills... PM me, bro. We'll be retired and jet-setting between vacation homes in but a few months.


But the best answer to the question posed in the thread title -- I dunno... how much is electricity per KWH where you live?


Oh... and anytime you can incorporate "Stay gold, Ponyboy" into a post, you get your Gold Star for the day.

Dinsdale wrote:Holy fuck, where to begin?

First off...


Jack -- you're a tard, no doubt... but please tell us you weren't rifling through your 19yo's glove box for no reason?

Maybe one of his vibrating butt-plugs came up missing and he was desperate to find it

JSC -- if you know where to dump halvesies of chron (BTW -- we invented that in the U&L, too... RACK the Pioneer known as BC) for 4 bills... PM me, bro. We'll be retired and jsetting between vacation homes in but a few months.

If Bannie only knew...

I asked the street price of pot.

Moving Sale, Jsc810 were intelligent enough to answer the question.

Thank you!

The answer is $150.00. Allegedly it is good stuff.

BS mack wrote:Face it, if someone as dimwitted as Jack could find it, the local PD would be able to sniff it out as well. I'm as anti-drug war as anyone on this planet, but I also want to teach my kids to be reasonably street smart.

minus your insults spewed toward me... I concur!!

Mister Bushice, that was funny!!

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but if you are going to be F*cking DUMB, don't be really F*cking DUMB!

RI Marijuana Laws

Possession of less than one kilogram of marijuana is punishable by up to one year in jail and a fine of $200 - $500.

Driving while in possession of marijuana is penalized by suspension of the offender's driver's license for six months for the first offense and for one year for subsequent offenses.

For sentences of probation with no imprisonment, the offender is required to undergo a drug abuse evaluation, attend a drug education course and perform 100 hours of community service.

Mandatory minimum sentence: When someone is convicted of an offense punishable by a mandatory minimum sentence, the judge must sentence the defendant to the mandatory minimum sentence or to a higher sentence. The judge has no power to sentence the defendant to less time than the mandatory minimum. A prisoner serving an MMS for a federal offense and for most state offenses will not be eligible for parole. Even peaceful marijuana smokers sentenced to "life MMS" must serve a life sentence with no chance of parole.

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I am the boy's father and I take that responsibility seriously.
I will not look the other way. I will continually be there for him and listen to him.
I will point him in the right direction and I will get help when I think it's needed.
Illegal drugs are not allowed in my family, not only because they can get my sons into serious legal trouble
and give them a record to last their entire Adult life, but also because they will not help to make them, better men!

I asked "What is the average price for a half an ounce of marijuana?"

Thank you, Moving Sale and Jsc810 for being able to read and reply intelligently!!

Jack,

If your kids are as smart as you are, they’ll be shooting heroin within a year and selling their asses on the street. When you come back here wanting to know the street price of young male ass, just ask Diego.

Jack wrote:I asked the street price of pot.

Moving Sale, Jsc810 were intelligent enough to answer the question.

OK, I'll help you out --

No one gives two shits what you want to know. The only part where "intelligence" comes into play is in your lack of thereof. You're a clown, put on this earth for our amusement. The sooner you realize that, the better of you'll be.

Kind of a lofty goal for Jack, don't you think?

Dinsdale wrote:

Jack wrote:I asked the street price of pot.

Moving Sale, Jsc810 were intelligent enough to answer the question.

OK, I'll help you out --

No one gives two shits what you want to know. The only part where "intelligence" comes into play is in your lack of thereof. You're a clown, put on this earth for our amusement. The sooner you realize that, the better of you'll be.

I hope for your sake that the Lab Rat doesn't see this.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

Jack wrote:I asked the street price of pot.

Moving Sale, Jsc810 were intelligent enough to answer the question.

OK, I'll help you out --

No one gives two shits what you want to know. The only part where "intelligence" comes into play is in your lack of thereof. You're a clown, put on this earth for our amusement. The sooner you realize that, the better of you'll be.

I hope for your sake that the Lab Rat doesn't see this.

It's all a part of Dinsdale's charm. He's not required to know about what he posts, only to pretend he does.

Tell me you knew?

BSmack wrote: Tell me you knew?

It takes a real tard to confuse a typo for a misspelling/bad keystroke.


Tell you what. I'll make you a deal...

I'll start proofreading my posts when you people learn punctuation and sentence structure.

Deal?

Dinsdale wrote:It takes a real tard to confuse a typo for a misspelling/bad keystroke.

A typo isn't a bad keystroke?

Not to split hairs or anything, but isn't a bad keystroke the same as a typo, not a misspelling?

Carry on...

Goober McTuber wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:It takes a real tard to confuse a typo for a misspelling/bad keystroke.

A typo isn't a bad keystroke?

Eat me you faggot.

Mikey wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:It takes a real tard to confuse a typo for a misspelling/bad keystroke.

A typo isn't a bad keystroke?

Eat me you faggot.

I believe there should be a comma after “me”.

Goober McTuber wrote: I believe there should be a comma after “me”.

Trollin' trollin' trollin'

Goober McTuber wrote:
I believe there should be a comma after me.

More likely a Richard Simmons lookalike wearing assless chaps.

8th - $40
quarter - $70
lb - $250 + a lift up the 710