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Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:19 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I think so. Easily.
Who's left to defend that turdbucket? The National Guard? They're all over in Iraq playing the IED Lottery.
There remains to mount any type of resistance:
1. Meth dealers.
2. Teenage single moms, the single largest constituent of the U&L.
3. Those guys that hang out in front of the pawn shops before they open in the morning, wearing greasy Mariners caps
and sporting vomit-stained backpacks.
4. Dins.
Their only hope is possibly a combination of 2 and 3. God help them.
C'mon, say it with me fellow Canadians....
"Cakewalk"
Remember, this war will pay for itself.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:00 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Yeah, but we're talking about the U&L. The U&L, for fuck's sake.
We're already aiming as low as we can go.
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:53 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Martyred wrote:I think so. Easily.
Who's left to defend that turdbucket? The National Guard? They're all over in Iraq playing the IED Lottery.
There remains to mount any type of resistance:
1. Meth dealers.
2. Teenage single moms, the single largest constituent of the U&L.
3. Those guys that hang out in front of the pawn shops before they open in the morning, wearing greasy Mariners caps
and sporting vomit-stained backpacks.
4. Dins.
But for the fact that you specifically mentioned the Mariners, Dins probably would have fit in under #3. And we all know that he fits in under #1, or at least used to. Sayin'.
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:45 pm
by Dog
Martyred wrote:I think so. Easily.
Who's left to defend that turdbucket? The National Guard? They're all over in Iraq playing the IED Lottery.
There remains to mount any type of resistance:
1. Meth dealers.
2. Teenage single moms, the single largest constituent of the U&L.
3. Those guys that hang out in front of the pawn shops before they open in the morning, wearing greasy Mariners caps
and sporting vomit-stained backpacks.
4. Dins.
Their only hope is possibly a combination of 2 and 3. God help them.
C'mon, say it with me fellow Canadians....
"Cakewalk"
Remember, this war will pay for itself.
You are kind of a dimwitted dumbfuck, I gather. The one demographic that you omitted is the ranchers and cattlemen of Idaho, Eastern Oregon and Eastern Washington. Those grumpy ole fucks have guns, lots of guns and are always eager for a reason to shoot.
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:55 pm
by Dinsdale
At any given moment, over 10% of the American nuclear arsenal resides in Bremerton.
Puget Sound is pretty much one giant military base... tell me you knew?
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:22 pm
by SunCoastSooner
I didn't even know it had a real military until this thread ;)
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:17 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
You're on fire today, aren't you...
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:36 pm
by SunCoastSooner
Martyred wrote:You're on fire today, aren't you...
How did that whole Canadian planned invasion of the American plains in the 1940s turn out?
Oh yeah the cannucks saw what we did to Germany and Japan and abandonned the plan...
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:17 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
SunCoastSooner wrote:
Oh yeah the cannucks saw what we did to Germany and Japan ...
What? Bankroll their economies and watched their standard of living dwarf yours?
Sure, we'll take some of that.
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:21 pm
by SunCoastSooner
Martyred wrote:SunCoastSooner wrote:
Oh yeah the cannucks saw what we did to Germany and Japan ...
What? Bankroll their economies and watched their standard of living dwarf yours?
Sure, we'll take some of that.
Yeah they dwarf
my
standard of living.
Do you have a clue what my standard of living is?
Pretty damn good thanks to the Bill Clinton administration's handling of Real Estate financing. The FDIC and banks are making me money hand over fist these days having funded a bunch of unqualified buyers on property that there wouldn't virtyually ever be any real equity in for them during their life times... some at 100%. Hell half of our business right now are simply updates on properties that have been forclosed on and haven't been unloaded again.
I also don't have to wait three months to see a doctor and a year to have surgery. If I lived in Canada I would be DEAD cause I would have had to wait a year to have surgery on my back.
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:29 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
SunCoastSooner wrote:
Yeah they dwarf
my
standard of living.
Do you have a clue what my standard of living is?
So you make a living throwing families out on the street. End your life now, cockroach.
You're a dead-beat dad pounding out an empty existence on some friend's couch/mom's basement.
You fucking fail at everything. You have a long way to go before you impress me.
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:45 pm
by smackaholic
Our "standard of living" still has bode over the japs and euros. iIf you consider actually owning your home a good thing. I have been to europe. You have a handful of wealthy fukks with land. Most of them born into it. And you have most of the rest of the middle class that rent small apartments. If they're lucky, they have cars. Compare this to the US where borderline poor folks can own a home assuming they don't live in a handful of areas with wildly overvalued real estate.
As for you fukks taking the U&L, why? Yeah, you'd pick up some prime timber, but, you already got plenty of that. You'd get some nice scenery in the cascades and ski areas. But, you already got that as well. You would see a ten fold increase in meth addicts which would surely sink that wonderful healthcare system you are so proud of.
As for the eastern section of the states, the official expert on all things U&L, hell, offical expert on everything, has informed us that those fukkers are not part of the U&L. They are midwesterners.
So, if you are anywhere between the cascades and catskills, you are a midwesterner.
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:54 pm
by fix
smackaholic wrote:As for you fukks taking the U&L, why? Yeah, you'd pick up some prime timber, but, you already got plenty of that. You'd get some nice scenery in the cascades and ski areas. But, you already got that as well. You would see a ten fold increase in meth addicts which would surely sink that wonderful healthcare system you are so proud of.
I'm with you on this one smack, why indeed.
We've already got more than enough of what the U&L has to offer like prime timber scenery, ski areas. And GOD and G0D knows we sure as hell don't need a ten fold increase in meth addicts. We have enough Albertans as it is.
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:23 pm
by SunCoastSooner
Martyred wrote:SunCoastSooner wrote:
Yeah they dwarf
my
standard of living.
Do you have a clue what my standard of living is?
So you make a living throwing families out on the street. End your life now, cockroach.
You're a dead-beat dad pounding out an empty existence on some friend's couch/mom's basement.
You fucking fail at everything. You have a long way to go before you impress me.
I don't throw anyone out... I just appraise the places and none of them are homes. I do commercial work. I'd think you'd be all about killing businesses for the state.
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:51 pm
by Dinsdale
smackaholic wrote:As for the eastern section of the states, the official expert on all things U&L, hell, offical expert on everything, has informed us that those fukkers are not part of the U&L. They are midwesterners.
Matter of fact, they're trying to secede from Oregon as I type this.
canadian timber is vastlyinferior-btw. While they've upgraded their sawmills to stae-of-the-art status over the last 10 years or so, their trees fucking suck -- no fucking sunlight and a one-month growing season will do that.
Hope you like knots and twists.
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:19 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dinsdale wrote:smackaholic wrote:As for the eastern section of the states, the official expert on all things U&L, hell, offical expert on everything, has informed us that those fukkers are not part of the U&L. They are midwesterners.
Matter of fact, they're trying to secede from Oregon as I type this.
canadian timber is vastlyinferior-btw. While they've upgraded their sawmills to stae-of-the-art status over the last 10 years or so, their trees fucking suck -- no fucking sunlight and a one-month growing season will do that.
Hope you like knots and twists.
Really? If your sticks are so superior to ours, why did you have such a boner against free and fair trade agreement on an open market?
Because you are our bitches, that's why.
You will fully understand this when our armoured divisions pour south and flatten your mud huts, or whatever the fuck you
South Canadians live in.
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:15 pm
by Dinsdale
Martyred wrote:Really? If your sticks are so superior to ours, why did you have such a boner against free and fair trade agreement on an open market?
Uhm... because your dollar wasn't worth shit at the time, and as Upper Mexicans were prone to do, you were engaging in "dumping," which is in violation of American trade laws.
Yes, I'm familiar with the lumber tariff battle.
I'm also familiar with a lumber salesman, who says "can't sell that shit outside of the South, where they're used to shitty lumber. They have awesome computerized mills to process that crap, though."
Re: Could the Canadian Military take over the U&L?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:12 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dinsdale wrote:...you were engaging in "dumping," ...
You call it "dumping" when you're getting your ass handed to you under an established trade agreement and claim
our industry was subsidized unfairly.
Man, talking about taking your marbles and going home with a pout on your face.
Tell you what. We will support a U&L "uprising". You guys just kick it off, and we'll be along shortly to lend you our "fullest support" before Bush's helicopter gunships come in to put down the rebellion. Deal?