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wasnt going to be the original title of this thread, but wtf another friggin bad beat to another 2 outer just fucking sickens me

oh and KU's OOC conference schedule sucked, but they and Georgeuh had a common opponent. dogs beat the cowboys by 21 at home and the hawks beat the pokes by 15 on the road. what does that mean? not a whole lot of fucking nothing

ddue

was on bodog last night in 30pt $500 tourney and was last 11


i got pocket 10's, called 20K raise with 100K. board comes 2 hearts and a 10. he goes allin,, im stuck, i call with a set. he has shit flush draw, river is a heart. congrats he had 5-9 of hearts


i won 4.50 i think or 4.75, but i was on way to winning it all. i threw away pocket 9's 8's 7's over 20 times, would of been winner in allins, but stayed away! fucking drawing bitches

I use poker stars, but it won't let me reload my account. What method of funds to y'all use?

take it to the gambling forum ':D'

happens everywhere...I guess when you deal that many hands in a minute you get these weird things...well that's what the sites will tell you...

been playing Full Tilt...just as bad trust me...playing a $24 18 person SNG...guys where playing it like it was a $5 SNG...

Any of you guys checking out PokerRoad.com? I used to love Seebok and Gavin Smith on The Circuit / Pokerwire Radio and they've added some great content at their new home.

Football Take:

We need a playoff.

Absolute Poker.

Also, I thought that the title to this thread was "God, I hate pokesters." I was wondering what Oklahoma State had to do with Championship Weekend they don't play on that weekend.

the_ouskull

skullie when you coming up to get skulled in the LK invitational?

Jsc810 wrote:If this place can have a smackoff, then it can have a poker tourney also.


In.

I only have money in Full Tilt (all house money, of course). If it's a FT deal...

Bring it.

I'd take anyone on in poker! I don't ever play online, but I've been thinking about it (although the wife would probably cut my nuts off I did!!).

How do people play online anymore anyways? Aren't all the banks blocking the internet gambling sites? I know I tried a few months back to open an account on Ultimatebet.com and my bank denied the payment, and I never looked at other methods of deposit. It's not a big deal to me. I prefer playing in the casino anyways. Playing online takes away the social aspect of poker and there's less strategy involved.

RACK the Roofy that got JON married

PSUFAN wrote:RACK the Roofy that got JON married

Where's Frisco with a pic of that shirtless Hawkeye player that Jon had a mancrush on so many years ago? That joke will never get old...

You rang?

TheJON wrote:I'd take anyone on in poker! I don't ever play online, but I've been thinking about it (although the wife would probably cut my nuts off I did!!).

How do people play online anymore anyways? Aren't all the banks blocking the internet gambling sites? I know I tried a few months back to open an account on Ultimatebet.com and my bank denied the payment, and I never looked at other methods of deposit. It's not a big deal to me. I prefer playing in the casino anyways. Playing online takes away the social aspect of poker and there's less strategy involved.

Let me know if you do as well as I do at the WSOP this year Jon... that's main event not the three weeks of side action padwan.

Well, if I'm able to pull off enough vacation time to go on a baseball roadie and the WSOP, I'm considering giving a couple of the tourneys a shot this summer. It's a longshot, but I've got the cash set aside to play in 2-3 of the $1,500-$2,000 buy-in tournaments. I'm not a great tourney player. Not a bad one, but cash games are more my style. But I've always wanted to give the WSOP a try. I wanted to last year, but didn't have the time last summer. Hopefully, this summer will be different.

By the way......

Ryan Hansen is nipping out in that wife beater and it makes me hot.

Thought I'd throw that one out there in case anyone was wanting a new sig!

why don't you post photos from the wedding:




at the very least tell us if your lady looks like this:




or this:




congrats, by the by.

No one asked for pics or I would have posted them. How did you find them? I looked pretty good in the Ronald McDonald outfit, don't you think?

See, this is why Jon has never been a legit candidate for board bitch in my book. Does he have the occasional lapse of homerism? Sure, but I think we all do. But no way would Trix or m2ool or the reigning bitch let this shit slide off their backs.

The dude might go 0 for 7 on his "locks of the week" but he also sacks up and takes his lumps for it.

Jon, in all sincerity, congrats on your marriage and all ribbing aside, I think you are an asset to this little CFB community.

ditto, though i would've expected his ronald outfit to be black and gold.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:Jon, in all sincerity, congrats on your marriage and all ribbing aside, I think you are an asset to this little CFB community.

My condolensces on the sentence. Maybe you can get an early parole...

SunCoastSooner wrote:

TheJON wrote:I'd take anyone on in poker! I don't ever play online, but I've been thinking about it (although the wife would probably cut my nuts off I did!!).

How do people play online anymore anyways? Aren't all the banks blocking the internet gambling sites? I know I tried a few months back to open an account on Ultimatebet.com and my bank denied the payment, and I never looked at other methods of deposit. It's not a big deal to me. I prefer playing in the casino anyways. Playing online takes away the social aspect of poker and there's less strategy involved.

Let me know if you do as well as I do at the WSOP this year Jon... that's main event not the three weeks of side action padwan.

someone needs to finish 9,987th

SunCoastSooner wrote:

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:Jon, in all sincerity, congrats on your marriage and all ribbing aside, I think you are an asset to this little CFB community.

My condolensces on the sentence. Maybe you can get an early parole...

Maybe I'm completely missing the point of your post, but please tell me you didn't just misspell "condolences" while attempting grammar smack...

I think Bitter Divorced Guy was meaning a marriage as a "sentence... just a guess.

Dinsdale wrote:I think Bitter Divorced Guy was meaning a marriage as a "sentence... just a guess.

OK, that makes sense. When he quoted me, it seemed like he was addressing that to me...

Oh, I'll let SCS speak for himself. I was merely trying to give some relief to your spinning head.

Yeah, from his post, I don't think grammar smack was what he was going for. I think he probably enjoys sex, therefore despises marriage. Although I am still not understanding why everyone says after you get married, the sex life goes downhill. Coming up on 9 months and I'm still getting my pipes cleaned quite often considering how busy both of us are.

By the way, I just played a little poker tonight and got cold decked like crazy.....

Played $2-$5 pot-limit HO, and managed to go from $200 up to $300 down in a matter of probably 30-40 minutes. And the most frustrating part of it was I lost most of my money because I either got cold decked or sucked out on by the same guy......the crappiest fucking player at the table. I know in poker anyone can win at any given time, but it fucking sucks to have some jackass that hardly even knows how to play take all your chips and then to see the guy act like he's some sort of Doyle Brunson clone because he got lucky against you. If I didn't put a limit on how much I will lose in a session I would have hit up the ATM, gone back to the table and taken back my chips from that douchebag. Dude better hope I don't sit down at the table with him again because he's not getting lucky again!

TheJON wrote:Yeah, from his post, I don't think grammar smack was what he was going for. I think he probably enjoys sex, therefore despises marriage. Although I am still not understanding why everyone says after you get married, the sex life goes downhill. Coming up on 9 months and I'm still getting my pipes cleaned quite often considering how busy both of us are.

i read somewhere that if you put a penny in a jar every time you get rowdy the first year of marriage and then remove one for each time thereafter, you'll have enough $$ for retirement. then again, i still have to settle for random hoes and am horrible at managing my finances.

Dinsdale wrote:Oh, I'll let SCS speak for himself. I was merely trying to give some relief to your spinning head.

That's what bitter divorced guy meant. ;)

TheJON wrote:Yeah, from his post, I don't think grammar smack was what he was going for. I think he probably enjoys sex, therefore despises marriage. Although I am still not understanding why everyone says after you get married, the sex life goes downhill. Coming up on 9 months and I'm still getting my pipes cleaned quite often considering how busy both of us are.

By the way, I just played a little poker tonight and got cold decked like crazy.....

Played $2-$5 pot-limit HO, and managed to go from $200 up to $300 down in a matter of probably 30-40 minutes. And the most frustrating part of it was I lost most of my money because I either got cold decked or sucked out on by the same guy......the crappiest fucking player at the table. I know in poker anyone can win at any given time, but it fucking sucks to have some jackass that hardly even knows how to play take all your chips and then to see the guy act like he's some sort of Doyle Brunson clone because he got lucky against you. If I didn't put a limit on how much I will lose in a session I would have hit up the ATM, gone back to the table and taken back my chips from that douchebag. Dude better hope I don't sit down at the table with him again because he's not getting lucky again!

You're getting married after only 9 months in this day and age?

No, no, I've been married FOR 9 months.

M Club,

Quit settling for random hoes and go find yourself a rich woman. That will settle all of your problems. Go on that Millionaire matchmaker show on Bravo. Tell that fat skank that runs the Millionaire club you've got more coin than you really do, and she'll fix you up with some rich snobby girl. She'll even give you pointers and treat you like you're her 16 year old son that's going on his first date.

The thought of you having sex makes me want to swallow a knife

If me having sex grosses you out, imagine Charlie Weis tapping some ass!

No, no, I've been married FOR 9 months.

Now we know HOW LONG. We still don't know HOW COME.

I am still not understanding why everyone says after you get married, the sex life goes downhill.

Is it going uphill for you, JON? JON, JON - for the young lady's sake...get better at FUCKING.

Killian wrote:The thought of you having sex makes me want to swallow a knife

wow, pretty gay of you thinking about him having sex.


the last thing i would ever think about is some guy on a message board bangin his old lady(cept BBQ), but the thought enters your mind. homo much?

the last thing i would ever think about is some guy on a message board bangin his old lady

Whenever I think about mountain climbing, Friday nights in the Rumplewife bedroom come to mind. But I can't help that.

Adelpiero wrote:

Killian wrote:The thought of you having sex makes me want to swallow a knife

wow, pretty gay of you thinking about him having sex.


the last thing i would ever think about is some guy on a message board bangin his old lady(cept BBQ), but the thought enters your mind. homo much?

When it's written about in a thread or said to you, it forces you to think about it. It's mental rape. Don't believe me?

Your boss is going to walk up to your desk with no pants and a raging hard on.

Why are you thinking of your bosses cock?