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warren · Post by **warren** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:37 am

I have had two personal computers hacked and crashed that belong to my Mother.

That's who I stay with when I'm in the United States and I own my portion of the cattle and hay on this ranch.

You people arel allowing or encouraging someone to crash my Mother's PC anytime I get on your message board.

I was kidding at first about taking action against whomever serves this forumn, but I am now on the third PC so that I can state my sincere purpose to not only turn this over to the authorities, but will make it my mission in life to find out and prosocute which one of you would find any joy in ruining my Mother's ability to keep in touch with friend and do business via the internet.

I rue the fucking day I associated with you bottom feeders, but I swear to you, you are going to rue the day you fucked with my Family.

I'm the black sheep roughneck of the family, but the rest are people that will chew you and your ass up.

Somebody has some liability for the damages done to my chattel, and somebody is going to pay.

I won't have to do the discovery, I'm a redneck hick, but I truly believe that you have pissed the wrong people and I hope for someone reaches out to my Mother promptly or litigation will have to take place.

This is no booze, nor narcotics talking, this is the fucking real deal.

I need to hear from the administration of this board by the first Monday of this coming week or a supergeek internet attorney will contact you.

Don't call me paranoid, because this shit happens only on this board and we do business with people from many Nations.

This has been tracked to your site sir, and if you don't want to deal with me, I'll be happy to allow you to speak to someone with more authority.

I'm not letigious, but you're going to get it fuckwad.

Your members have crashed two semi expensive pc's, but that's not the point, it's that you allow this shit to go on and whoever runs this shithouse is probably the one that's doing it.

By Monday, my Family will have an attorney contact you and ask you to subsist from doing this and they'll work it out, I couldn't track you down to save my life but you have no right to allow people to do what they've done here.

Try us bitch, we're old school, oilfield ranchers with as couple of bucks and this has now become a family endevour.

Straighten this out or you are so going down. Threats don't come cheap where I come from.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:48 am

Cue the black helicopters...

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:08 am

warren wrote:I have had two personal computers hacked and crashed that belong to my Mother.

That's who I stay with when I'm in the United States and I own my portion of the cattle and hay on this ranch.

You people arel allowing or encouraging someone to crash my Mother's PC anytime I get on your message board.

I was kidding at first about taking action against whomever serves this forumn, but I am now on the third PC so that I can state my sincere purpose to not only turn this over to the authorities, but will make it my mission in life to find out and prosocute which one of you would find any joy in ruining my Mother's ability to keep in touch with friend and do business via the internet.

I rue the fucking day I associated with you bottom feeders, but I swear to you, you are going to rue the day you fucked with my Family.

I'm the black sheep roughneck of the family, but the rest are people that will chew you and your ass up.

Somebody has some liability for the damages done to my chattel, and somebody is going to pay.

I won't have to do the discovery, I'm a redneck hick, but I truly believe that you have pissed the wrong people and I hope for someone reaches out to my Mother promptly or litigation will have to take place.

This is no booze, nor narcotics talking, this is the fucking real deal.

I need to hear from the administration of this board by the first Monday of this coming week or a supergeek internet attorney will contact you.

Don't call me paranoid, because this shit happens only on this board and we do business with people from many Nations.

This has been tracked to your site sir, and if you don't want to deal with me, I'll be happy to allow you to speak to someone with more authority.

I'm not letigious, but you're going to get it fuckwad.

Your members have crashed two semi expensive pc's, but that's not the point, it's that you allow this shit to go on and whoever runs this shithouse is probably the one that's doing it.

By Monday, my Family will have an attorney contact you and ask you to subsist from doing this and they'll work it out, I couldn't track you down to save my life but you have no right to allow people to do what they've done here.

Try us bitch, we're old school, oilfield ranchers with as couple of bucks and this has now become a family endevour.

Straighten this out or you are so going down. Threats don't come cheap where I come from.

If only Dan Vogel has your balls....

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:52 am

forget popcorn----
I'm stocking up on frozen pizza and Beast Light for this !

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:40 am

Dearest warren,

Every crime has a motive.
Since nobody except YOU has come forward with claims of being cyber-attacked by 'someone' running the board, then I'd like to know what you believe the motive is for targeting you .... and only you.

Do you like to look at a lot of p0rn?

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:27 am

Hay and cattle?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:31 am

Yeah, there are waaay bigger assholes here who would have been slammed long before Warren.

Warren, dude, you had trouble ciphering out a pancake from a pizza image, and you think that posters here are able to crash your computer?

I think mayhaps you've got some larger personal computer knowledge and internet access problems.

Dude all it would take would be a lack of a proper virus protection program or no firewall, and you might as well just invite the Chinese hackers to butt fuck your computer in the mouth.

I seriously doubt any of the owner/admins here would be so stupid as to fuck with you that way. They've never done it to anyone else.

It all sounds hinky to me, Hink.

I'm not letigious, but you're going to get it fuckwad.

Your members have crashed two semi expensive pc's, but that's not the point, it's that you allow this shit to go on and whoever runs this shithouse is probably the one that's doing it.

By Monday, my Family will have an attorney contact you and ask you to subsist.....

....Try us bitch, we're old school, oilfield ranchers with as couple of bucks and this has now become a family endevour.

Apparently that old school you went to lacked an English teacher.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:38 am

AMBULANCE CHASERS UNTIE !!!!!!!!!!!!

adios

fix · Post by **fix** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:43 am

Ok warren, I'd be one of those you're looking to talk to and here's my response:

Be sure to do exactly that and when the techs figure out that the only thing this board has to do with it is being witness to the level to which your tinfoil hat's been squeezing your cranium just a wee bit too tight. Just be sure to come back in, admit you fucked up and and take your beatings.
The reindeer are late arriving this year and you have to know when and if they do show up, they'll be looking to hoof a goof.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:55 am

Obvious (pathetic) troll effort, boys.

Stand down.

For shame, warren. Tch, you ought to be banned outright for such a travesty of a troll job.

There are only two things that come from Texas... steers and queers, and I don't see any horns on your head, boy.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:20 pm

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:59 pm

I even got an all expenses paid invite to get my ass whooped!!!!

Why the fukk is it when somebody invites to pay my airfare somewhere, it's gotta be to a shithole.

Nothing against Teehas in general, other than it's chock full of teehans and messicans, but, I been there and quite frankly, I ain't in no hurry to go back.

So, I'll take a pass thanks.

But, if there's one of you trolls man enough to whoop my ass in a nice place, bring it on. This time of year, less see, s. dakota, nahhh, illinois? nahhhhh. key west? it's warm. I'll whoop some faggitass in key west, this time of year. How 'bout Utah or colorado? I always wanted to get in some skiing out there.

The only hard part would be keeping a straight faces as I walked by some troll out in the parking lot holding up a pic of his avatar with a nasty look on his face.

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:01 pm

You say cattle I say chattel lets call the whole thing off.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:04 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Yeah, there are waaay bigger assholes here who would have been slammed long before Warren.

Warren gets the death blow, while you and I remain untouched.... yeah, that makes sense.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:34 pm

You're visiting this site with your mom's PC? WTF, boy...are ya daft?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:16 pm

warren wrote:you have zero opinion and a place to hang out until mommy goes to sleep

warren wrote:my Mother.

That's who I stay with

Warren is putting on a clinic on how to beat oneself about the face and head.

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:44 pm

warren wrote:I have had two personal computers hacked and crashed that belong to my Mother.

That's who I stay with when I'm in the United States and I own my portion of the cattle and hay on this ranch.

You people arel allowing or encouraging someone to crash my Mother's PC anytime I get on your message board.

I was kidding at first about taking action against whomever serves this forumn, but I am now on the third PC so that I can state my sincere purpose to not only turn this over to the authorities, but will make it my mission in life to find out and prosocute which one of you would find any joy in ruining my Mother's ability to keep in touch with friend and do business via the internet.

I rue the fucking day I associated with you bottom feeders, but I swear to you, you are going to rue the day you fucked with my Family.

I'm the black sheep roughneck of the family, but the rest are people that will chew you and your ass up.

Somebody has some liability for the damages done to my chattel, and somebody is going to pay.

I won't have to do the discovery, I'm a redneck hick, but I truly believe that you have pissed the wrong people and I hope for someone reaches out to my Mother promptly or litigation will have to take place.

This is no booze, nor narcotics talking, this is the fucking real deal.

I need to hear from the administration of this board by the first Monday of this coming week or a supergeek internet attorney will contact you.

Don't call me paranoid, because this shit happens only on this board and we do business with people from many Nations.

This has been tracked to your site sir, and if you don't want to deal with me, I'll be happy to allow you to speak to someone with more authority.

I'm not letigious, but you're going to get it fuckwad.

Your members have crashed two semi expensive pc's, but that's not the point, it's that you allow this shit to go on and whoever runs this shithouse is probably the one that's doing it.

By Monday, my Family will have an attorney contact you and ask you to subsist from doing this and they'll work it out, I couldn't track you down to save my life but you have no right to allow people to do what they've done here.

Try us bitch, we're old school, oilfield ranchers with as couple of bucks and this has now become a family endevour.

Straighten this out or you are so going down. Threats don't come cheap where I come from.

warren,I'm not sure if I even remember enough about you to say whether you're retarded or not but,THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKING RETARDED!
peace

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:44 pm

I think Warrens Little Computer Adventure can be summed up with these words:

Any tard who this they are the same is an iodiot.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:28 pm

Hey Warren, thanks for adding fuel to the fire that is Aggie jokes. Looks like livingwithmom.com is the place for you.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:33 pm

mvscal wrote:Actually, he's right. This site is uploading a virus everytime you access it. It has also been brought to your attention several times and you still haven't done shit about it.

Of course, warren's folks might want to look into updating their virus protection, but that isn't what anybody would call "the right answer."

Fix it.

Are you talking about the one that refers back to my-page-de.info?

Here's another forum that had some issues with that particular site.

http://www.mystonline.com/forums/viewto ... 46bc49300f

Or are there other prosthetic cocks lurking?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:52 pm

Is it the one that epons a couple of extra IE apps, except you can't actually see them?

That one?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:08 pm

Might wanna upgrade from Windows 95 and Internet Explorer 4.

Just sayin'.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:24 pm

You didn't happen to track these attacks back to Ted Haggard's old stomping grounds, did you warren?

Comet · Post by **Comet** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:53 pm

Everybody sends
virii to me
My Mom's PCs are
fucked as you can see
I know just who to blame
for this catastrophe!
And my demand to the Admins
is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is a new PC,
Stop hacking me!
Come on, nigga please!

Gee, if I can't fuckin'
fix my Mom's PCs,
then I will therve you
With a Thummons!

It theems tho long thince I could thay,
"Thilly hackerth thtealing all my chattelth!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I owned thixty cattles! (mooooooo)

All I want for Christmas
is a new PC,
A new PC,
Or I'll sue T1B!
Gee, if I could only
have a new PC,
then I wouldn't be
Tho Litigious!!!

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:05 am

mvscal wrote:Actually, he's right. This site is uploading a virus everytime you access it. It has also been brought to your attention several times and you still haven't done shit about it.

Of course, warren's folks might want to look into updating their virus protection, but that isn't what anybody would call "the right answer."

Fix it.

Mvscal is right. A trojan virus has been on this website a couple of times

But if you have virus protection then you should be fine.

Also, why would you go through 2 computers? Why not just erase everything from the first and use the restore disk that came with it?

Rack Warren for coming clean about living with his momma!

UnRack him for lying saying he does business with many nations. Ebay doesnt count.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:34 am

didn't think I'd ever do this.

rack the reindeer troll for his all i want for christmas rendition.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:53 am

Comet gets a Rack!

Quelle funnay

T1B

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