T1B

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:23 pm**

No, not THAT kind of teabagging. Though with the plethora of gay Republicans spilling out of their log closets these days, I guess it would be understandable if you thought that Paul was planning on going above and beyond the call of duty to win some votes.

Have we not learned ANYTHING from the WKRP Turkey Drop episode???

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:49 pm**

Yeah. I read it on some soft-headed dork's blog, it must be true.

How's your wife doing with your (fake)(internet) baby?

Seriously, go fuck yourself twice.

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:59 pm**

Martyred wrote:Yeah. I read it on some soft-headed dork's blog, it must be true.

Makes just as much sense as basing your world view on the writings of Karl Marx.

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:02 pm**

BSmack wrote:
Martyred wrote:Yeah. I read it on some soft-headed dork's blog, it must be true.
Makes just as much sense as basing your world view on the writings of Karl Marx.

Leave Hillary out of this.

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:36 am**

BSmack wrote:
Makes just as much sense as basing your world view on the writings of Karl Marx.

You must be thinking of our resident Stalinist, Dr_Phibes, who's ten speed handlebars you are not fit to double ride on.

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:37 am**

Diogenes wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Martyred wrote:Yeah. I read it on some soft-headed dork's blog, it must be true.
Makes just as much sense as basing your world view on the writings of Karl Marx.
Leave Hillary out of this.

So, you're one of those clods who believe that Hillary is left of anything...

Eat a bowl of dicks, faggot.

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:36 am**

Martyred wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
BSmack wrote: Makes just as much sense as basing your world view on the writings of Karl Marx.
Leave Hillary out of this.
So, you're one of those clods who believe that Hillary is left of anything...

Eat a bowl of dicks, faggot.

Shouldn't you be burning down a synagogue or something?

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:14 am**

Diogenes wrote: Shouldn't you be burning down a synagogue or something?

I'll leave that to Mitt and his Magical Underwear Brigade.
They make me look like Simon Wiesenthal.

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:17 am**

Martyred wrote:
Diogenes wrote: Shouldn't you be burning down a synagogue or something?
I'll leave that to Mitt and his Magical Underwear Brigade.
They make me look like Simon Wiesenthal.

So you hate Jews and Mormons?

How about the Papists?

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:25 am**

Diogenes wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Diogenes wrote: Shouldn't you be burning down a synagogue or something?
I'll leave that to Mitt and his Magical Underwear Brigade.
They make me look like Simon Wiesenthal.
So you hate Jews and Mormons?

How about the Papists?

Man, this isn't going well for you, and I'm only lobbing softballs...

Go back and take your beating from Dins like a man.

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:30 am**

Martyred wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
Martyred wrote: I'll leave that to Mitt and his Magical Underwear Brigade.
They make me look like Simon Wiesenthal.
So you hate Jews and Mormons?

How about the Papists?
Man, this isn't going well for you, and I'm only lobbing softballs...

Go back and take your beating from Dins like a man.

What 'beating'? Him thinking London is in Canada?

Why do you hate Mormons?

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:01 pm**

Diogenes wrote: What 'beating'? Him thinking London is in Canada?

It is. About a 5 hour drive south-west from where I live.

Diogenes wrote:Why do you hate Mormons?

I'm not the one with the mystical texts claiming that Jews are the devil.

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:48 pm**

I have nothing against Mormons. Matter of fact, as a real American, I velebrate their right to practice whatever religion they want, so long as it isn't at odds with local standards, and as long as they don't use it to attempt some sort of overthrow of the government(or in the case of the Mormons, I guess it's "attempt to overthrow the government AGAIN").

But sorry -- any time your "calling" involves adhering to the teachings of a dude who sold snake-oil, in between his job as the "Guess Your Weght Guy" at the carnival, whose schpeil concludes with "and if you just give me all of your money, and let me bang your wife, you can get into Heaven's Penthouse, too," you're not fit to hold public office, if for no other reason, than unflappable gullibility.

Plus, I'd like public officials to at least believe in some basic science, such as evolution, and the accuracy of DNA testing (which has proven Smith's teachings to be false).

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:07 pm**

I velebrate their right

Sounds dirty. Trent Lott will be calling you to discuss your wide stance on the issue.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:29 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:But sorry -- any time your "calling" involves adhering to the teachings of a dude who sold snake-oil, in between his job as the "Guess Your Weght Guy" at the carnival, whose schpeil concludes with "and if you just give me all of your money, and let me bang your wife, you can get into Heaven's Penthouse, too," you're not fit to hold public office, if for no other reason, than unflappable gullibility.

Safe to assume that you'll never cast a vote for Tom Cruise for public office, I suppose.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:52 pm**

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:But sorry -- any time your "calling" involves adhering to the teachings of a dude who sold snake-oil, in between his job as the "Guess Your Weght Guy" at the carnival, whose schpeil concludes with "and if you just give me all of your money, and let me bang your wife, you can get into Heaven's Penthouse, too," you're not fit to hold public office, if for no other reason, than unflappable gullibility.
Safe to assume that you'll never cast a vote for Tom Cruise for public office, I suppose.

You mean he wasn't talking about Bill Clinton?

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:18 pm**

Martyred wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
BSmack wrote: Makes just as much sense as basing your world view on the writings of Karl Marx.
Leave Hillary out of this.
So, you're one of those clods who believe that Hillary is left of anything...

Eat a bowl of dicks, faggot.

He's right for a change. You got your commies mixed up. Marx was actually a sincere believer of that shit. Stalin would be a better comparison to Hillary. He just wanted to run the show and would step on whoever got in the way.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:04 pm**

Stalin was an almost impeccable Marxist.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:53 pm**

Marx advocated genocide so rich people could build summer homes on a lake?

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:05 am**

Marx advocated marriage as an institution. But who wants to live in an institution?

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:45 am**

Dr_Phibes wrote:Stalin was an almost impeccable Marxist.

Pipe down, mini-Mao. Don't you have a fresh coat of paint to splash on the local brothel for the visiting dignitaries?

Stalin betrayed the revolution and you fucking know it.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:48 am**

Did you ever know that you're my heeeerrrroooo...you are the wind beneath my (left) wings...

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:04 am**

Dr_Phibes wrote:Stalin was an almost impeccable Marxist.

This has to be on the short list of the most absurd statements ever posted on the history of these boards. And that's saying a lot.

Marx considered capitalism a necessary prerequisite to socialism. You do know that, don't you? That fact alone makes your statement absurd.

That it came from one of the two self-professed socialists on this board makes it even more absurd.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:33 am**

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Dr_Phibes wrote:Stalin was an almost impeccable Marxist.
Marx considered capitalism a necessary prerequisite to socialism. You do know that, don't you?

ummm... yes.

That would be page one of the communist manifesto.

This might sound a bit crazy, Terry... you know, completely out there...

but I suspect Stalin might have perused that book briefly.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:42 am**

Martyred wrote:Did you ever know that you're my heeeerrrroooo...you are the wind beneath my (left) wings...

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:16 am**

Was there an insult in there somewhere?

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:28 am**

Martyred wrote:
Diogenes wrote: What 'beating'? Him thinking London is in Canada?
It is. About a 5 hour drive south-west from where I live.

:?

Rack you for going Green. I'd have reminded you to fill up tonight because the price of gas is going up over 4 cents per litre by morning but it seems that's not necessary now.

5 hours?

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:36 am**

Otis wrote: Rack you for going Green. I'd have reminded you to fill up tonight because the price of gas is going up over 4 cents per litre by morning but it seems that's not necessary now.

5 hours?

Guelph titty bars.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:42 am**

Martyred wrote:
Otis wrote: Rack you for going Green. I'd have reminded you to fill up tonight because the price of gas is going up over 4 cents per litre by morning but it seems that's not necessary now.

5 hours?
Guelph titty bars.

Ok, now I understand the delay.

Hope you got your gas, my good friend and fed rep Dan McT warned us the prices were going up.
I know I saved enough to buy at least one 24 for the holidays thanks to his warning.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:25 pm**

Raised over 6 million in one day. The momentum continues to build.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:22 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Marx advocated genocide so rich people could build summer homes on a lake?

Something to do with omelettes & broken eggs or something

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:28 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Marx advocated genocide so rich people could build summer homes on a lake?

Were they supposed to build them inland? :?

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:01 am**

mvscal wrote:I thought lakes were inland?

Don't go all Dinsdale on me.

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:28 am**

Lakes... sea... whatever.

"Lakes" sounded better to me.

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:45 am**

it's not genocide, it's classicide. and that's a good thing.

kulak wankers.

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:04 am**

Phibes, there's a DPRK thread in the main forum, and you're not all over it?

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:52 am**

Cheers, comrade. I see BSmack is feeling a bit 'left' today.

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:18 am**

Dr_Phibes wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Dr_Phibes wrote:Stalin was an almost impeccable Marxist.
Marx considered capitalism a necessary prerequisite to socialism. You do know that, don't you?

ummm... yes.

That would be page one of the communist manifesto.

This might sound a bit crazy, Terry... you know, completely out there...

but I suspect Stalin might have perused that book briefly.

If he did, then he most certainly didn't put it into practice. Russia didn't have the necessary antecedent capitalist period. Tell me you knew.

Also, the Communist Manifesto actually proposed a stateless society. Not exactly Stalin's cup of tea.

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:06 pm**

Communism is a wonderful form of government...

in communes.

It's voluntary, and on an extremely small scale.

When it's involuntary, and done on any sort of real scale, it becomes quite the joke.

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:03 am**

Terry in Crapchester wrote: If he did, then he most certainly didn't put it into practice. Russia didn't have the necessary antecedent capitalist period. Tell me you knew.

Also, the Communist Manifesto actually proposed a stateless society. Not exactly Stalin's cup of tea.

Yeah, I know. In the early century, there were Marxists who actually supported the Tsar and industrialisation projects so it would fit in with 'prophesy' rather than 'Premature revolution'.

But remember, Marxist writing isn't a bible study, it's not rigid and inflexible, it's an evolving set of theory that Lenin took and adapted to a turn of the century Russian setting. Think of it as a cornerstone that you build upon. He made tactical adjustments to the 'two stage revolution' theory - and it worked, there is no arguement against this. History proves it and Stalin was a great part of it.

And 'Socialism in one country' didn't quite fit in with what Marx anticipated, but it certainly doesn't negate anything he projected. A stateless society doesn't come about the way you would order a pizza. That's a very American way of looking at things, instant gratification. It was meant to provide a launch platform for exporting revolution - and that worked aswell.

Christ Terry, you sound like a Trotbot.

T1B

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Rob Paul planning to teabag Boston?